with a forklift. *rim shot*
or use my non-field tested pickup line, "hey baby, if I was a squirrell and you were a tree, I'd so bury my nuts in your trunk."
(allison is not responsible for any physical harm caused as a result of using said line out in public., nor does she imply said line will actually work. usage of the above pickup line acknowledges that allison will not be held for any damages, either physical, mental, or emotional and also will not be liable for any contraction or treatment of STDs.)