Meteornotes

That was seriously amazing, one of the best PTRs ever. But this... ...almost killed me. Good job! dt

Communic - My Bleeding Victim dt

If you could schedule a trip for right when the world ends, that would be awesome. Imagine experience the apocalypse while riding a boomerang or SLC. What a way to go! dt

Rush - Red Barchetta dt

If you were not there, you really cannot imagine the hell that our day at Fuji-Q was. Seriously, this is the worst park on the planet. I'd rather spend a day at King's Island, my previous "worst big park". Everything about Fuji-Q is just horrible. Even if you do get on a coaster, they're all terrible anyway (seriously, when the hamster coaster is your best ride, you may have problems), so there's really no point. And that rapids ride was being operated in such a stupid way that it was almost funny. And as far as the Haunted Hospital goes (which is something we've always gotten yelled at for not doing), not only did it have a four hour line, but according to what we were told, once you got inside there was 25 minute movie that you had to watch before you went into the actual attraction. I'm not all that excited about this upcharge attraction anyway, but no way in hell would I wait in line for four hours for it, especially if half or more of the time actually inside the attraction is a movie. There is no way this is worth it. No way. You fail, Fuji-Q, on every level possible. I love Japan, I love the parks in Japan, and I can't wait to go back. But I will never, ever set foot in this place again. A day spent cleaning the bathroom would be a far superior day than spending in this dump. dt

The Quiet Room - Suffercation dt

^Didn't I see that place in a movie? dt

^There is no way he will be more entertaining than me. dt

Pure Reason Revolution - Aeropause dt

The Police - Bombs Away dt

That was amazing. Anything involving gators rules. And I've eaten gator in the past, and while it wasn't bad, it certainly wasn't something I'd go out of my way to get. Though that they serve gator at Gatorland is all sorts of awesome. I guess you know what happens to gators that don't perform well in the shows... dt

Good report, but need more random fire. dt

If you add a bunch of extra zeros on to the end of it. Maybe. I'm not sure science has yet come up with a number to accurately reflect the true age of Jeff... dt

Pallas - Too Close To The Sun dt

I highly recommend the TPR Hoodie! I love mine and wear it all the time, and it helps keep me warm here in stupid cold Baltimore. Buy, Buy, Buy! dt The TPR Hoodie is Ice Bat approved. Which means it is awesome. Get one now!

I'm getting in line now! First, more parks should recognize my genius and consult with me. Hard Rock Park would still be open. The ownership would be under investigation if they had implemented my "Guests Vs. Bears Chainsaw Spectacular", but you cannot deny that this would have brought in the crowds. Second, no one better be dropping any Elissa Bingo CDs or other prizes, as they are way too valuable to be casually tossed aside. Perhaps I will start requiring winners to occasionally send me photos of them holding their prizes so that everyone here at Meteornotes World Headquarters can know that their items are being held in the highest regard. Besides, I never put any really scary music on those CDs anyway. I don't want anyone to start crying... dt

Yeah, the yeti will be repaired, but what about the travesty that is NO BIRD ON A STICK?!?!? This NEEDS to come back, it made the ride! And they could totally make it even cooler by having different random animals pop up "bird on a stick style" like bees, sharks, Ice Bat...the possibilities for awesomeness are endless! dt

If the Final Countdown does not show up at #1 in any of these lists, then these lists are pointless. dt

Angel Dust - Oceans of Tomorrow dt

Mind's Eye - Shallow Water dt

Fixed! dt

^The best way for King's Island to improve would be for it to close. Forever. dt

^I hope a truck carrying a full load of mayo explodes while you're walking past it... dt

^Is that a clock, a toy, or some sort of combination? Looks annoying, but I still think the Jesus & The Butterfly clock (which is based on one of those stories that is constantly ignored by biblical scholars) is the winner so far. dt

That is amazing. It would only be better if it somehow involved a shark. Or Dio. dt