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Thanks Guy! Needless to say, I got the inspiration from you and your "weird crazy fetishes"....weird in a good way, I think Just hope I didn't steal the idea before you could do something like this. And yes, going to CA from the 16th to the 20th! See you soon, and don't go skipping tolls!

Hurry up Guy with your vid!! I want to see it and you in October!

BOOO-YEAH Robb. Rich "Not a fanboy" Elie Not everybody on the UK trip did ....

Scotty, Beem me up! I gotta get to Japan and ride Steel Dragon.

Forget that! I'm certain Elissa will build up a quick tolerance early on with just these questions and comments on announcement day 1. Therefore, I'm either going right for the straight morphine for her (help save her liver) or just implement Operation: Derek, Dave, Rich, Joe, Rich, and Casey kick the crap out of all the tools. With Balder hammers, handcuffs, and lots of papers to file at the ready, they'll be battered, bruised, and papercutted so badly they won't be able to send in their deposits! Yo Derek, we'll call it Operation Tool....don't forget, I am bringing extra deoderant for forced decontamination for those who don't use it on their own!

Oooooh, I'd have to disagree with that one. As someone who deals with the public daily for work, I can absolutely attest to the fact that common sense isn't so common. Funny thing is, I bet there won't be too many new faces on the bus since we 53 UK test subjects get first dibs on all three trips Elissa, can you change the itinerary for me? It just doesn't fit well with my schedule. Also, let's include some parks closer to me so I don't have to spend so much money.

I spent about $4200 total. All worth it. Stupid TPR trips.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Guy. This guy flew all the way over to from west coast to ride the best coast in the US. But, instead of John's camera of doom, he brought along his EMP camera. This camera doesn't break the ride, just causes it to stop (similiar to the Thunder and Lightning incident at LC). Well on this particular day, it happened on the lift hill of SROS. Attendants from all over the park came running (from what I heard) and had to seize the EMP camera from Guy to allow the train to run again. They made their way up the lift hill to retrieve such item. Then all was well. The end.

You found a ride you liked???

Yo Derek, Nice TR. Makes me wish October was here sooner! If yo'd like, I'll bring my cuffs and a couple of donuts just for you, well the donuts would be for you, I think the cuffs already have a few reservations already Oh, and if your gonna steal something, get it right! Left is correct. The other side is wrong!

Daron, I wold have loved to have had them with me, among some of my other tools. Would've had some gratification on the damn 3rd lift, stillz and beauty! Lou, you would have loved me as your roommate, ESPECIALLY had I brought the handcuffs!

No, but if the pay is good, I'm in!!!

So among the many souvenirs I was able to purchase on the UK trip and add-on, there was one that I missed out on. The infamous Balder Hammer! Now, to many people, it doesn't seem like a big deal. But to me it has great sentimental value. It was a great day for any enthusiast and the best day I had a park. Missing out on getting a hammer quite frankly, just pissed me off! So I began a quest. I'll let the photos do the rest. The collection is complete and the bad guy was caught. Thanks for a great day Robb and Elissa. Robb, I couldn't find any sheep today, but instead I got you something even you are familiar with; A big fat cow. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm, that's good. So after roughing James up a bit, I was hungry. So where else would I go? Here is the money shot. I am sure a lot of people will like this for many different reasons. James, that's what you get for stealing 10 hammers!!! Ahhh, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Hey, I don't even need my baton now. I can use my hammer instead. With my boss as my witness (thanks Sarge), the exchange is complete. Here's the bastard (CanobieFan) who stole all those hammers! Damn you James. Ok, gotta play it cool. Here is the Speed Monster shirt which was to be used as collateral for my beloved hammer! Ah, the place for the "exchange"....my place of work. More downtown with heavy traffic. Yup, its a cow-town. Population 10,000 peeps. This is Groton. Downtown Groton to be exact. (Not a metropolis by any standard). So I started my day like any other with my commute to work. Californians, take note to the green things along the highway. They're called trees.

Robb Alvey wrote: "...complete with handcuffs!" LMAO!!!! Rich...is this what Massachusettes Police Officers do? In my town (farm town) yes, yes indeed. If you push a sheep to the edge of a cliff, it will push back. And no, no it won't!

Did anyone notice on that website the "sphere coaster"??? That thing looks crazy! And a bit nausiating too.

See, you can be an inspiration to the kids of america, for a change. But I wanted to see photos of some thugs, or at least the guy that molested you!

I vote for Pepsiman as my #1 and MarioKart for my number 2.

Do I sense a coux or impeachment there Lou?

"Derek and Nicole do it in 40 minutes".... Boy, thats like 10 times longer than in England roomy! Nice job!

So far I have elected: Lou as Vice President Darron as Treasurer Hurricane as a definate Ass-sistant, maybe even Community Affairs Liason, but we'll have to wait and see

Ok, as self proclaimed president of the Guy fanclub, I am taking roll call. Who here is a member. I've seen quite a few banners out there. Here is the official thread to give a shout out to guy and proclaim your membership. I need to know for the membership cards and signed autographs. Oh, and I will be electing the board of directors. Lou, you are vice president, so I'll need your help! Rich E. President of the Official Guy Fanboy/gir Club (OGFC)

Nahh, We really didn't have that much fun. I mean, what. We got to ride Balder SO much, we were like sick of it. Dare I say even hated it. The lines were way to long the first three hours of our operation. Free beer? Pfft, like we drink alcohol at 10 am. The rest of the park was a dive. They made us carry backpacks all day long. They even stuck hammers in some of them! Hello, can you say heavy? Do yourselves a favor and don't go on any TPR trips. Save your money. Spend it on deoderant instead.

Yeah, you won't be allowed. But you could do those fancy artists drawings when u get home. Or just doodle on your notepad which would make it look like u were taking notes!

This trip report brought to you by no mention whatsoever of the following: "Elissa Friendly" "Dan Approved Water Ride" "We had Elissa Food" "Rodents" "Jeff Johnson" "Camera of Doom" "Side Boob" "Vertical Loops" "Signature Moves" "Exclusive Shots" "Beautiful Americans" "Lifts between 2 and 4" "Boys that are still" Love the finale!

I want a trip report there missy!