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False I almost wrote "True" until I re-read it and saw it was Shakira and not Sheikra. The person below me has ridden Sheikra.

OzIris - Parc Asterix

"Circus Black" - Amberian Dawn. Just discovered this band and I love it.

Eyes of the Squirrel - Primus

Superman Ultimate Flight @ SFDK back in December.

I'm amazed at just how popular these stupid selfie sticks have become. While I will occasionally see a really good photo from a selfie stick taken from a unique angle, the vast majority of the people using selfie sticks aren't doing anything that they couldn't do with a normal camera, aside from block people's view, take up room, and be a narcissistic self-absorbed asshole. I mean, do you really need a stick to take a selfie!? I am more than happy to ban selfie sticks from shows and in any other circumstances where they're not necessary.

Ukko - Linnanmaki

True. The person below me is an adult.

Iron Maiden - Alexander the Great

Hydra - Dorney Park

Apocalypse - Six Flags Magic Mountain

"Tick Tick Boom" - The Hives

Not counting relocations Flashback @ Six Flags Magic Mountain Psyclone @ Six Flags Magic Mountain Colossus @ Six Flags Magic Mountain Spellbreaker @ Legoland CA Treetop Racers @ Adventure City Speed the Ride @ Las Vegas Villain @ Geauga Lake Double Loop @ Geauga Lake Big Dipper @ Geauga Lake Disaster Transport @ Cedar Point Gwazi @ Busch Gardens Tampa Skyrider @ Canada's Wonderland Son of Beast @ Kings Island Galaxi @ Indiana Beach Opa @ Mt. Olympus Cyclone @ Six Flags New England Rolling Thunder @ Six Flags Great Adventure Super Wirbel @ Holiday Park Ronde de Rondins @ Parc Asterix Karlos' Taxi @ Djurs Sommerland With Relocations, you can add DejaVu @ Six Flags Magic Mountain (Now @ Six Flags New England) Invertigo @ California's Great America (Now @ Dorney Park) Tony Hawks Big Spin @ Six Flags Discovery Kingdom (Now @ Six Flags Mexico) Hurricane @ Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk (Now @ Western Playland) Dominator @ Geauga Lake (Now @ Kings Dominion) Thunderhawk @ Geauga Lake (Now @ Michigan's Adventure) Head Spin @ Geauga Lake (Now @ Carowinds) Iron Wolf @ Six Flags Great America (Now @ Six Flags America) Ragin Cajun @ Six Flags Great America (Now @ Six Flags America) Laser @ Dorney Park (Now @ Traveling German Fairs)

Barracuda - Heart

Here's my Top 10 Longest Coasters I've ridden. 1. Beast 2. Millenium Force 3. Voyage 4. California Screamin 5. Desperado 6. Steel Force 7. Mamba 8. Wild Thing 9. Mean Streak 10. Bizarro (SFNE)

Manhattan Express is a frustrating ride because it could be a really good ride, but its the restraints that make it so painful. It'd be great if they switched it to lap bars only. And even if they switched it to ordinary OTSRs, it wouldn't be any worse than your average SLC. But with the current restraints Manhattan Express have, they're located right against your neck. So what would normally be your head hitting the sides of the restraint is actually your neck on Manhattan Express. And your neck is much more sensitive than your head because you don't have a thick skull protecting you. So what would be tolerable headbanging on a normal coaster is now excruciatingly painful neckbanging.

All right. 2014 is coming to a close and I want to finish up my Photo TR from the TPR Scandinavia Trip this summer. So let's relive more memories and move onto our next park. Legoland Billund. Now, before today, the only Legoland park I had ever visited was Legoland California. And I really liked it. So I was looking foreword to visiting my 2nd Legoland park today. And it was really good. It had all the charms of Legoland CA, plus more, including a really good family coaster. Polar Xplorer - This is one of those coasters similar to Verbroltan and 13, only more family friendly. And I must say, this is a perfect addition to a park like Legoland Billund. It's a fun coaster with a nice little surprise element that I won't spoil in case you don't know about it. And yeah, everything you'd expect from a Legoland park, they have it at Legoland Billund. They have a Miniland, a Dragon Coaster, a Wild Mouse, lots of legos, and just a bunch of fun everywhere. So if you're a big fan of legos and the Legoland parks, then you should definitely make sure to Legoland Billund. You won't regret it at all. And now, onto the photos since many of you just want to look at those. All right. Onto our next park, and of course, along the way, we were greeted to the entertainment from Ross, who made this the funniest and filthiest bus ever on a trip. Why? Well...let's just say that there's a reason we called it the C*nt Bus and leave it at that. Yep, we're at Legoland Billund today. After really enjoying the Legoland California, I was looking foreword to visiting Legoland Billund in Denmark. "Excuse me, but I'm looking for the out-of-town weirdos. They're the ones who aren't made of legos." Joe is so desperate that he's stooped down to the level of Lego Clowns for some love. Never thought I'd be seeing any statues not made from legos today. "Now I know that Legoland Billund is intended for a younger audience, but I know deep inside, you're all the right demographic for this park." Ooh!! Pretty!!! And of course, we had to start out with ERT on their star attraction. Polar X-Plorer. EXCITEMENT EVERYONE!!! How was Polar X-Plorer as a coaster? Honestly, this ride kicked ass!! Not in the typical insanely intense way, but this is easily one of the best family coasters ever built. It's just a really fun, enjoyable, re-rideable coaster. I knew about this surprise before I rode it, but just in case you want to be surprised, just be known that something cool happens here. After the fun roller coaster section, it just cruises through an outdoor dark ride section where you see lego animals. Drop the lego bacon. The lego wolves are onto us. "We made it to the North Pole!!!" (Hey, it's not THAT far from here). Parents in America would not be happy about this dudes ass hanging out around the park. All right. Now let's get first rides on Legoland's newest ride. Ghost. Having kids play with legos while waiting in line = Genius Idea. "Ahh!!! Lego Frankenstein's Monster!!! Burn it with fire!!!" Disney does not approve of the magic lego lamp. After going through a really cool mirror maze, you ride the ride, which is an interestingly themed drop tower/frog hopper. All right. Moving on with the credits, now we're onto Xtreme Racers. It's basically the same big Wild Mouse they have at all the other Legoland Parks. I'm not sure what it is about these rides that are just a ton of fun. All right. Now we're onto the Dragon. "Looking for me?" Legoland Billund seems to be infested with lego reptiles today. FALL!!! FALL!!! FALL!!! Hey, it still works well for the park. Unfortunetly, the Dragon here is powered. So this one doesn't count as a credit. =( All right. Time for our group lunch at the Family Buffet. Lego dude on the Saxaphone > Most popular musicians today. While visually impressive with lego fries, the meal here was not one of the better ones of the trip. But hey. At least I get to have all this ice cream. And of course, you can't have a Legoland without a Miniland. So let's go and check that out. Yeah. You can tell that this is the European Miniland. I may not be able to point out famous places here (I'm sorry for being a crappy Dane), but I still really like all the lego recreations. Just another typical day in Danish Legoland. Sorry. I don't have much else to say other than it's pretty and I like it. Yeah. I can safely say that that's pretty Danish right there. Hey, we've moved on from Denmark and into Chinatown. Lego Hollywood, much like real Hollywood, is full of sh*t. Ooh. Lego version of a famous Copenhagen sight I just recently saw. All right. Let's hop on the Lego Monrail for an ariel view of Miniland. Ooh. Look at the pretty castle. And of course, they had to add in Miniland Star Wars. Yes, they do in fact, play the classic Cantina Band Song here. Just in case you ever get bored, feel free to play some Nintendo. More little touches you can find in any Legoland Park. Fun fact. Is the American Tourist in front of the camera or behind it? "Hows it going!! We're on a boat!!" Now that lethal injection drugs are harder to find, folks are moving back to more barbaric methods of execution, including being fed to crocodiles. ♫ Yo-Ho Yo-Ho. A lego's lifes for me. ♫ Yep. Legoland Billund has their very own knock off of Pirates of the Carribean. A common staple at the Legolands is the Fire Academy rides, but for some reason, I didn't do it at Legoland California, so this was my first one. Needless to say, I sucked. Sorry everyone who hates me for making them lose. Another one of the really cool attractions that they have at Legoland Billund is their rapids ride with the elevator lift. Yes, it is awesome, and yes. It does get you wet (as demonstrated by Caesar). Looks like George Washington has finally gotten the Q-Tip out of his ear. Come on everyone!! Let's gather round the open flame!! Best food we will be eating on the entire trip. "Please put your camera away when our fish get drunk. Thank you." "Best part of the Sea-Life Aquarium here? It's free with admission. SWEET!!!" "Oh dear. It looks like we've got a severe case of Decompression Sickness here." "Sweet!!! They also have a Water Whip here. Love those things." All right. Time to check out their shooting dark ride. It was really good and all, I just wish that I didn't suck so bad at these things. Now let's move onto their real star attraction (You were thinking it was Polar X-plorer? That's cute). Just like the Robot Arm at Legoland CA, you can choose the intensity between Levels 1-5. But not only that, but this one lets you freaking control just how it's gonna flip (with limitations). If it wasn't for said limitations, I'd make this thing go so crazy that the other people on this tour would be puking all over the exits. Well, it's still an amazing flat ride and I still managed to design it so we flipped a LOT. We need more Robot Arms in this world. I FOUND A WATER FOUNTAIN!!! No seriously, this is the first water fountain I saw on the entire trip!!! I really stand by my previous statements about Europe needing more water fountains. And that was Southern Europe where they may not have been as commonplace as in the U.S, but at least they existed!!! Here in Northern Europe, they're DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE to find. Thank god it's not nearly as hot here as it was in Italy. "There's a Blockbuster...and it's open for buisness? IT WORKED!!! MY TIME MACHINE OFFICIALLY WORKS!!!!" And yeah, it's just another quiet night in Aarhus for us. Nothing special, just McDonalds. Thanks for reading and please leave any comments you may have. Djurs Sommerland photos will be up soon (MEGA-LITE!!).

True. The person below me lives somewhere that doesn't have an off season.

"The Night Santa Went Crazy" - Weird Al Yankovich Still my favorite Christmas song of all time.

"The Little Drummer Boy" - Bob Seger

"I Believe in Father Christmas" - Sarah Brightman

As someone who's ridden both Outlaw Run and New Texas Giant, I can confirm. Yes, both moments you mentioned count as airtime.

"Hair of the Dog" - Guns N' Roses GREAT Cover!

Shake Hands with Beef - Primus

"I F*cking Love Christmas" - Rob Scallon