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ChrisZer0

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  1. man..that dainty is hot Too bad im taken
  2. ^Six Flags has never really had the balls or budget when it comes to stuff like this. I'll be joining up for the big haloween trip to orlando next year. GF and I want to become members of the Alvey Gang, since you guys are so cool and stuff
  3. Nothing like hot chicks who give ya shots in syringes, thats something you'd NEVER see at Six Flags. Kudos to UO/IOA for having the balls to pull that off
  4. Ok, I know since all of you on here are themepark junkies you also must eat at them as well. Id like to find out, whats your favorite themepark food?? This is your question....I'll let you all chew on this topic
  5. Heres my list of "I dont eat" Sausage meats(hotdogs, kielbasa,summer sausage,brats,ect..) - lips and anus of hog never enters my colon. Sandwich meats - see above Major Chain Fastfood(Mickey D's,BK,Carls Jr. Toxic Hell,ect..) - See "Supersize Me" Chicken - ever seen what a chicken lives in?? Pork - Filthy,unkosher animal. What i'll eat Fish - Esp. a decent piece of maple glazed salmon or sushi Veggies - I was always a wierd kid, I dug brussel sprouts,asparagas and cabbage Pastas - I like a decent fettucini (esp. a bacon free carbonera with peas and oregano) Breads Veggie Meat - veggie hamburgers and sausage FARKIN ROCK!!
  6. I popped in the recently re-released "The Big Lebowski" into the dvd player last evening and gave it a whirl. Its the same cohen bros. film we've seen before, nothing new added to this DVD save a collection of photos jeff "the dude" bridges shot on the set of the film. But, ive leared three lessons from this film: A) Nhilistic Germans are evil B) Never "F**k with the Jesus" C) Most, if not all, problems can be resolved with copolous amounts of white russians and thai stick
  7. Yer all nuts, I say!! Though, I do dig the GF in some sort of furry ear headband and tail on occasion
  8. Good show soren! Who knew you could get decent 'shrooms and crepes at a fair.
  9. I've had some blackout and spots in the rear seats of Titan at SFoT.
  10. All I know about furries I learned from CSI, and they're a bunch of pervo freaks I tell you!!
  11. ^I had that last year, coughed up all this green stuff,nearly went into the hospital with a severe chest infection. I was prescribed a z-pack 4 day antibiotic and it cleared up my chest..made me pee green like a week though Feel better kiddo, have some soup and watch a good film
  12. Robb was allowed back on?!?!?! I thought he got the lifetime ban This was a pretty dang good show!! Nothing like suggestions for alternative lifestyles and the cingular-third reich connection to keep me entertained
  13. Damn! I wish I coulda went!!! you guys had fun and i was stuck here
  14. ^ I just dont trust people who live on jack daniels and crystal meth alone when it comes to ride construction and safety.
  15. http://www.myspace.com/chris_edison Enjoy the show
  16. Anything at a parking lot carnival, ya see the guys who put those things together or run em?
  17. Thats right Elissa, we're all lardasses here in the Lone Star State In all seriousness, I was at SFoT 2 weekends ago for Fright Fest, never have I seen so many fatasses in those motorized carts. But, the scariest thing I saw that night wasnt in any of the haunted mazes, it was a nearly 300 lbs woman trying to get on Mr. Freeze,rolls and all.
  18. I added myself to the map (starts stockpiling weapons for the eventual invasion)
  19. ^ First Church Of The Moist Carob Fudgecake
  20. I popped in Batman Begins in the DVD player this weekend. Going in, I was expecting a Schumaker "Bat Nipples" extension, to my surprise, I received something else. Ive always been a fan of Frank Millers "Year One" stories and "The Long Halloween" (which most of this film is based on), and I was blown away with the results. Christian"Patrick Bateman" Bale as Wayne/Bats is one of the better actors ive seen portray the Dark Knight(save Keaton and Adam West),along with Michael Caine as Alfred(a part he was destined to play), Liam Neeson as Henri Ducard, Pre-Scientology Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes and the greatness known as Gary"Sid Vicious" Oldham as Lt. Gordon. Also, this is one of those films you need to watch on your home theater system (mines 1000w/5.1 dolby). 5 Popcorn Kernels out of 5
  21. I like my peaches with no fuzz,just as juicy and less mess
  22. You have got to be kidding me.....are ya sure these arent the spares that were either studio musicians or toured as replacement parts?
  23. Its scary that starship were cool at one time, wonder if Hall & Oats will play the festival at epcot next year? Chris "You're Out Of Touch" Zer0
  24. Rosa Parks was a true legend, she stood up when others wouldnt do so. In many ways, she was the spark that lit the civil rights movement and motivated people both big and small to change the way things were done in the "good ol' boy" south. I, for one, am glad we had people like Miss Parks stand up and do the right thing. For if she didnt, it would'nt have motivated my parents generation to stand up for the rights of everyone,reguardless of race,sex,religion,orientation or physical difference.
  25. I dont even want to know if thats kosher man....ewww
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