Small World - Wanted to throw myself under a large moving vehicle after I rode it the first time, I was 4.
Malestrom - C'mon, its a paid advertisement for Norway, without the hot nordic chicks, I felt cheated.
Sounds Dangerously - Wow, sad to see this was at the HIGH point of Drew Careys' career.
Kali River Rapids - I had more fun with the water hose in the front yard than riding this.
Chris "Drown My Sorrows In Cheap Norwegian Gravlaks And Aquavit" Zer0