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Tomorrow I will Do you ever sniff the sun?

I personally think that Ride Of Steel should be rethemed either to Scout : Ride Of BONK! or The Flying Rainbow Nicholas Cage Kawaii Machine

Any theories on what the retheme of Ride Of Steel could be?

Pewdiepie versus a really funny Sonic game

Because of marketing. Why is the word for a word word?

Receiving a dead cat as a Christmas present. What is worse than the fan art for Five Nights At Freddy's?

Scuba Diving. Would you rather stare at mhikor6miojhmriop6jnm6ionm or cvqtfvagyevcyjrvyqtuqetyictvqe?

Yes. Do you like roller coaster enough to have sex with one?

My anus (translates to 3/10) Buffalo blue cheese flavored cheese puffs

True, but I do like the more current alternative music The person below me bought an orca whale slave to crush hard candy and then roll it up for the purpose of recreational smoking.

...responding, and... (edit 9/19/15) Why has no one posted here in such a long time?)

... Gargamel to suddenly turn into a fan, and then a giant wolly mammoth sh**ted all over the Earth. Dill Pickles responded by ...

yes

False The person below me has gathered up a bunch of grass, dryed it, and then smoked it to then realize this is bulls**t.

Australia Gas or plasma?

I was wondering the same thing.

He would probably cheat on his wife with Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z. What someone discovered that Robb Alvey is an alien who is working with the Illuminati to manipulate the minds of people that like roller coasters?

Less people would be rotting thier brains as a result of the closest anyone can get to new nazi propaganda. What if Obama really is a cactus?

Dr. Who A cardboard box with a door inside or peanut butter with Nicholas Cage inside?

I felt like sharing this (scroll to the bottom of the page) http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=42658&start=1010

I agree with all of this except for the Hyper GTX. We already have Ride Of Steel!

At least I'm being honest about myself.

Sandusky Bay Would you rather sing Scientology hymns at a mall or drink piss?

That depends. Spinach is very good in soups (especially Italian Wedding soup), but spinach alone is rather nasty. The person below me ABSOLUTELY KNOWS WITH FULL CERTAINTY that this is authentic proof of the Illuminati

...and it was all eaten by some a**hole named Glenn Quagmire while he repeatedly chanted "giggitygiggitygiggity". When president Dill Pickles saw Quagmire's greed, he proclaimed to the Soviet Woodchuck Dildo Union...