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^I think I'm more interested in the technical side of that production--particularly as it comes to the makeup of the lead character.

You know it's Monday when you activate your gag reflex while brushing your teeth. There went half my breakfast.

I just listened to few Foo Fighters songs in succession: Learn to Fly, Everlong, My Hero, and Love Dies Young. RIP Taylor Hawkins.

Taylor Hawkins, drummer for the Foo Fighters has died at age 50.

A patched wot bever noils.

Never understood the vitriol towards Pepsi as if it just killed your entire family. No beer, but I did get two rides on one of the best Log Flumes out there and one ride is worth at least a 6 pack. You can never have too much pepperoni!

The Beef O'Brady's 5 Cheese Burger (they call it a burger, even though it's presented like a patty melt). American, provolone, cheddar and Monterey jack cheeses garnished with a mozzarella stick.

Today's lunch sponsored by DeLeo Bros. Pizza inside the Mall of America. For my money, it's the best slice of pizza in Minnesota.

^All hail Jeffrey Seibert.

For reference: I'm in the Minneapolis, MN area. I've been tracking a package the past couple days. It was packaged in the Chicago area and bounced around for a day or two before shipping out to Minneapolis. So I'm like, sweet, my package will be here in a day or two. Package bounces around a couple places in Minneapolis for a couple days and then it was sent backwards to Indianapolis. WTFF?! It's currently in Chicago.

^What Valleyfair and CGA should be doing: having haunt.

As someone who has their first visit out to the park in summer 2023, I'm happy that Roger Rabbit will remain at the park.

I wonder if it's possible to retrofit the ride with a different type of launch system?

Premier trains of this style (at least in the US) have all had a minimum height requirement of 54" alone (some have a 52" accompanied requirement). Even those without the (un)comfort collars. Is there any noticeable change between Ice Breaker's trains and other Sky Rocket II trains?

If SEAS is serious about acquiring new parks, I wonder how much Palace is going for.

Ivan Reitman, director most notably known for Ghostbusters and its first sequel (His son, Jason, directed Afterlife). He passed in his sleep this weekend at 75.

^A polished turd is still a turd.

A chicken broke into the Pentagon. Proof: https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2022/01/31/chicken-tries-to-sneak-into-the-pentagon/ What the actual cluck.

Remember when your mother used to say, "If you make that face too long, it'll freeze that way?" Let's just say the weather would prove her right.

^She was.

When it's so cold outside that even fire freezes, the best thing you can do is cuddle.

Is it too late to bring back global warming?

Do Ya Wanna Taste It--Wig Wam

People who leave time on the microwave. How hard is it to clear the time? This breaks down into three categories: 1. Those who leave a single second. Just let it ding, goddammit. 2. Those who leave about 15 seconds left. Odds are it's not gonna burn if you let it go all the way. 3. Those who leave a minute or more. Why'd you even set the microwave for that long if you're gonna take it out that early? Literally I've seen coworkers put 5 minutes on the microwave and take it out after 30 seconds.

Is it too much to ask to see a magician pull a hat out of a rabbit for once?