CaptainUnknown

^What Valleyfair and CGA should be doing: having haunt.

As someone who has their first visit out to the park in summer 2023, I'm happy that Roger Rabbit will remain at the park.

I wonder if it's possible to retrofit the ride with a different type of launch system?

Premier trains of this style (at least in the US) have all had a minimum height requirement of 54" alone (some have a 52" accompanied requirement). Even those without the (un)comfort collars. Is there any noticeable change between Ice Breaker's trains and other Sky Rocket II trains?

If SEAS is serious about acquiring new parks, I wonder how much Palace is going for.

Ivan Reitman, director most notably known for Ghostbusters and its first sequel (His son, Jason, directed Afterlife). He passed in his sleep this weekend at 75.

^A polished turd is still a turd.

A chicken broke into the Pentagon. Proof: https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2022/01/31/chicken-tries-to-sneak-into-the-pentagon/ What the actual cluck.

Remember when your mother used to say, "If you make that face too long, it'll freeze that way?" Let's just say the weather would prove her right.

^She was.

When it's so cold outside that even fire freezes, the best thing you can do is cuddle.

Is it too late to bring back global warming?

Do Ya Wanna Taste It--Wig Wam

People who leave time on the microwave. How hard is it to clear the time? This breaks down into three categories: 1. Those who leave a single second. Just let it ding, goddammit. 2. Those who leave about 15 seconds left. Odds are it's not gonna burn if you let it go all the way. 3. Those who leave a minute or more. Why'd you even set the microwave for that long if you're gonna take it out that early? Literally I've seen coworkers put 5 minutes on the microwave and take it out after 30 seconds.

Is it too much to ask to see a magician pull a hat out of a rabbit for once?

This was my burger; which means it was nacho burger. Literally, I cooked chips and cheese onto this burger as an experiment.

Voodoo--Godsmack

^For real, though. For whose f@#king comfort were the "comfort collars" designed?

I do enjoy any sort of live entertainment at parks--even if it is cheesier than the state of Wisconsin. I make it a point to interact with casts/performers pre/post show. It's decent work, even if the show is not a good representation of the performers' talent. I'm also a sucker for character experiences, such as when I got to meet Cookie Monster this past summer at BGW while wearing a shirt that said "I Want Cookies More Than Abs"

Pretty soon he'll teach them a lesson/Everyone hears a gunpowder message. From the song "Inhumane" by Fades Away. I love the raw brutality of the song which is perfectly exemplified by this line. A thousand scars betray me/oh, what's another one. From the song "Cauterize" by Red. While it's a great line on its own, I love how it's sung with a reluctant acceptance.

"We have got a vaccine that we think will work in a preventative way" "All those receiving shots of the new vaccine are being issued these plastic identity cards. Viewers are urged not to leave their homes unless absolutely necessary, and are reminded that if they do, they must carry their vaccine cards with them." Those quotes are from David Cronenberg's 1977 film "Rabid" which I am currently watching. I just couldn't help but notice their resemblance to current events.

The irony that a song called "Why Can't We Be Friends" is sung by a group known as "War" is not lost on me.

Jesus, you really hit every branch of the shit tree on the way down, didn't you?

^