No you should buy a donut! Donuts are better than cookies. Actually, buy a donut and a cookie if you want!
Will Cedar Point build a Dunkin Donuts in their park (along with a new coaster )?
Then it would be another good coaster turned bad by SFMM revamping, just like Colossus and Revolution...and no one would ride it.
What if Fuji-Q Highland was taken over by Cedar Fair?
Free donut stands throughout the park and a giant statue of Snoopy. Cedar Fair then accuses Random American park of using their park mascot without their permission, Random American Park is sued. Cedar Fair sues the park for $5 million dollars and asks them to give them their Snoopy statue and their most famous ride...
Cuda Falls 360, the world's first looping water coaster! Darien Lake adds more random things into the park, including a Mack Rides spinning coaster with cupcake-shaped cars and Predator gets RMC Iron Horse treatment. It is then called Iron Predator and features...
The 200 ft. wild mouse also goes upside down with a Flying Snake Dive! Darien Lake then installed a one-of-a-kind food stall, which sold churros! To accomodate, they built a churro-themed looping pirate ship. Ride of Steel was then rethemed to...
DIsaster Transport, there are a billion other Wildcats but one Disaster Transport...
Would you rather bring back Riverview Park (IL) or Palisades Park (NJ)?
Hydromania, cuz I can swim!
And it's yes or no questions, unless you mean either, in which case no, cuz I don't want to be either.
Will SFMM build tons of flats?
Then maybe not only Flying Turns will be open, but there will be many, many more Flying Turns to come...
What if Knoebels' future chain took over SFMM?
You know you're a coaster nerd if you're in the basement and you hear an amusement park commercial on TV in the attic, and you immediately run up to the attic just to watch the commercial, then you go back down to the basement to do whatever you were doing.