Masquerade

Themeparkbrochures.com?

You think we're gonna find some politicians underneath JD's foundation one day?

Just makes me realize how much American Dream needs to bump their tree and sunlight game.

At this rate Nitro not coming back with a paintjob is, like, disrepair on purpose.

IRON GWAZI IS TESTING ALREADY W I T H H U M A N S

Being a regional native I'm used to people financially taking a dump on my chest, though I'll really need to take a shower after this one. I'm not even mad, just disappointed.

I've been thinking of just saying "screw it" and fork over the admission to finally check the place out, but not if Chris Hanson's gonna pop out and ask me to take a seat before I get a single ride in.

This will never not be funny

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/attractions/2019/10/02/universal-orlando-hagrid-coaster-bees LOL

Went a couple weeks ago and El Toro was really trying to thrash my body into a liquid goo. Probably mounted the train that ended up getting repaired or whatever the past week?

Sideways! (if only) Vomitron Mode to spite the riders for democracy's failure.

Dude wrong section

I've said it before, and I'll say it again (and i REFUSED to ride it when last there. . I sat on bench while my masochist group I was with rode), re: Wildcat like a car with square wheels going down a road full of potholes. no thank you. (Lightning Racer on the other hand? wonderful) Idk, ever since they started using the millennium flyer trains Wildcat is NOWHERE near as bad as it used to be.

I won't stand for this heresy.

Nitro is screaming for a paintjob.

Not for me since spinning flat rides are a no-go to any food shoved down my esophagus within a 72hr time frame, but it'll be pretty to look at.

I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law… We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory, experience, and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. I think the honorable thing to do would be to deny our programming, stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand brothers and sisters one last midnight, opting out of a raw deal.

Too bad demon possession stories are illegal in China (otherwise I would kill for a Hereditary wood coaster).

Rolling Thunder Great American Scream Machine Gwazi Mean Streak Uh...that's about it.

Maybe not "needs it," but it'd be cool to see one in Miami. Nashville and Memphis are two cities I'm surprised there's currently nothing.

This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I need Jesus...

Crazy that a Himalaya costs almost as much as a coaster. Went here once when I was 5. Didn't even know it was a permanent establishment until I drove past it a few years ago. Shame nonetheless.

Looks so dope it makes me *almost not mind wading in tourist piss all day. [*Key word]

I'm thinking of going next week. How are the crowds on a Friday night, and is the price lower due to the operating hours?