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You lucky **** ****** ***** ***** ! Grrr! I wanna go on the American Orient Express! But the time contraints of my schedule and the fact that I am not made of money prevents from riding it. Anyways, great photos. I hope you had a great time even if I am jealous.

^ Lives in a place with no coasters < Loves candy and fried pastries V Never knew donuts are fried

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/xaznxsneakx/detail?.dir=c9fc&.dnm=96e8.jpg That was a bad photoshop I made. In Boston, Red Line trains don't stop at Forest Hills.

When you hit a person, and the word "special" pops up, you have left click as fast as you can, and I do mean fast, or you'll miss the special. Also, you can obtain specials by clicking when hitting people even if the word "special" doesn't pop up. Thats how you can avoid losing when the guy tries to hug that girl. If you're lucky, you can get the bouncy special. The aerials can be performed when the word "aerial" at the left lights up. If you get a red aerial, you get a boost upwards, but you get unlimited chances yo use it, but you can only use it 3 times. The blue aerials makes you fall down faster, but you also pick up more speed. You get unlimited blue aerial uses, but you have to wait a certain time before uses, as represented by the percentages near the blue aerial symbol. I hope that helps. Happy smashing into men and women!

My best record is 37609.67. No, that isn't a typo! I used all my red aerials at the very beginning. That gave me a free 500+ meters. Then everytime I hit the ground, I left clicked repeatedly, and very fast. There are hidden specials where the Special sign doesn't pop up until you click. And I got the bouncy special through those hidden specials. It gave me more speed everytime I hit the ground. Do you hate it when you suddenly lose because your guy keeps hugging this girl when he lands? You have like half a second to click very fast to get a hidden special that gives you more speed, and stops you from losing. You want proof? Here are some pictures to prove it. My best record. Thirty seven thousand, six hundred nine, point sixty seven. I forgot to get the hidden special on that. That was the fasted I went. Pic taken after the bouncy special wore off. I took that picture after my bouncy special wore off. The guy is gold colored when you have the bouncy special.

^ Did you read the fine print? Get 'em yourself!

"Awww, things were about to get crazy go nuts." The first person to guess who said that will get free samples from the super market!* Winner has to retrieve prize themselves.

I'm going to Castles n' Coasters sometime either this week or next week. What day should I go? Any tips? I'm not asking anything specific, just general tips would be nice. Thanks in advanced!

^It doesn't fall off because its taped on with a crapload of duct tape. Duct tape is one of the strongest and stickiest tapes availible.

Yo mama so fat, she killed everyone the movie theatre by sitting down.

I remember riding Runaway Mine Train at SFGAdv when I was four years old. I was scared s***less. After getting off, I wanted ride it again.

I LOVE railfanning. Railfanning is the act of photographing and riding trains. I also enjoy urban exploration. Its the act of photographing and exploring urban areas.

Here is one I titled "Screamer". It is inspired by a screamer I recently viewed.

Age Bracket: 15-25 Sex: Male Area of U.S.: North East 1. What do you feel is the most important issue in the U.S. today? Civil Rights. We need more freedom in America. 2. Do you think taxes are: must be raised to cure budget problems 3. If you won $1 million, what would you definitely do? Travel and donate to Salvation Army. 4. How would you rate George W. Bush's performance as President? 1 5. Do you think Osama bin Laden is: hiding in a cave in Afghanistan 6. If raising taxes would solve the U.S.'s economic difficulties, would you say: I'll go along without complaint 7. If you could accomplish it, what law would you pass that has not yet been enacted? Legalize same sex marriages in all 50 states. 8. What has been the biggest historical event of your lifetime? September 11th 9. Who has been the most important person of your lifetime so far? George W. Bush 10. What new advances in technology do you think will take place in the next 10 years? Stem cell research

Orient Express(a.k.a. Dragon Wagon) at the Revere Spring Fair. TEN FEET TALL COASTER!!! I take credit whoring to the xtreme!

Last summer, at SFNE, on S:ROS, some guy kept shouting "U.S.A.!" on the first few drops. Today, at the fair, on the KMG Freak Out ride, I kept shouting "KMG RULES! I HATE VEKOMA! BEEMERS ROCK! O-M-F-G AIRTIME! G-FORCES!" People were looking at me funny, except the op. He asked me if I was a member of some website, I forgot which. It had "coaster" in it.

Lets see here... I guess it all started when one of my friends told me about a roller coaster named "Micheal Jackson Thrill Ride" or something like that. I've never heard of it, so I googled that in, and TPR was on the first page. Approximately one moon later, I decided to join the forums and my life changed forever!

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Pole Position at the Revere Spring Carnival. It spins, its slow, its a carny coaster. Some might say its a little rough in some spots. It stalls often.

I went to the fair with James(Canobie Fan) today. The pictures are bad quality because they were taken on a cell phone. Onto the pictures. Looking up at the Freak Out arm. Sky Master off in the distance(not really, my cell phone just sucks at zooming) The blue car on the coaster. The Sea Dragon head. Faux wood quality. The yellow car got stuck! It stalled in the middle of the coaster Duh duh dun duh dun! CARNIE TO THE RESCUE! He gives the car a push.(I paid an advertising company 50 bucks for that line) Now he has to get back down. James and I rode the SuperSlide because we're cool. Goodbye Freak Out. See you this weekend.

Great park. I can't wait for more pictures. All the theming looks terrific. The last picture made me laugh. The small riders remind me of myself. Their faces are almost blocked by the restraints.

This may or may not be a stupid question. How do the riders get on without falling off the disc thingy? EDIT: I just realized the seats are inside the disc thingy, and the restraints prevent the riders from falling forwards.

1 hour, 15 minutes until I head off to the Revere Spring Carnival.

^ Has the powers to communicate with me on a magical box known as a cellular phone. < Is eager to go to the Revere Spring Death Trap, I mean Carnival. V Is hitting his keyboard in frustation that he keeps getting killed by the Mygot clan in Counter-Strike.

Yes. Have you been to a death trap, otherwise known as a a carnival, this year?