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Everything posted by airforcekid

  1. Too bad they ruined the concept of a coaster themed to a squirrel
  2. SOB gets alot of complaints but what about that guy talking about Mantis I love that ride!
  3. 1. Because pigs are bacon 2. YOU! What would happen if a Pig and a Elephant made love?
  4. I dont know I had some good burgers now that Johnny Rockets are there. And dont get me started on the Panda Express.
  5. Food is good. Some might say they cant live without food. Some foods are good some foods are bad. Ok Whats the best of the best worst of the worst Theme Park food? Best food at a theme park is probably INSERT NAME HERE at Silver Dollar City. I forgot the name. All I know is I had the Best Ribs there and its by the Rapids ride. Worst is... The Chicken a Gator Mcgees at SFOT. I love there burgers but the Chicken sucks! Your turn!
  6. I think your an alien, or am I one? Ah!
  7. (Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.) German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided. Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap. Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15... Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and... Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland. Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany. Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen. Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous. Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.) Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall? Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
  8. I would highly recomend Six Flags Over Texas. I've been to all three parks and for thrills, scenery and history Over Texas is the way to go. Also many more Kiddy and Flats were just added to SFOT so for a 2 and a 4 yearld they'll love it! Titan, Shockwave and the new snow hill they just opened the kids would love that!. Plus Holiday in the park has great food and other things Get yourself a Indian Taco yum. Also they keep most of the rides open in inclement weather. Last friday it was pouring rain out and Shockwave was open! I might come a show ya'll around. ( I know more then the Tour Guides!) Send me a Pm if you have any questions - David
  9. First off Im going to say that I love this park! Second, for your on good on TPR we are supposed to use good grammar. You know like capatalizing things, commas and periods stuff like that! But once again I love your park! Looks like a CCI in the mountain.
  10. I tend to do stupid stunts. just the other day I jumped of my 3rd story patio with a bungee cord. It worked till I hit the wall.
  11. AE Jeans TPR Shirt White Ankle Socks Green Hat E's Shoes
  12. Texas Giant aint to bad. It has a vekoma seat on it. Its Last car first row.
  13. ^ Welcome to Tpr! That Sucks! I've had bad experience with rain on coasters!
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