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Headline: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Dead at age 53. Today, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer died while in flight over Barcelona, Spain. Initial reports are that he was involved in a head on collision with a flock of seagulls and a Boeing 747. An eye witness is quoted saying, "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

No, but on the other hand I have different fingers. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

^ I feel the same way. I wish I had been more in tune with my orientation when I was a teen. Might have made life slightly less awkward.

IMHO, I think not. Call me old fashioned, but I like sitting in muh car for some quiet time at beach, then reading the paper. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are girl scout cookies made from?

Am I the only one that listens to acoustic pop music anymore?

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nSD9TXu7Mk

^It's better than Elisha Jerone....

Let's see... Played trumpet professionally. I am now semi-retired. Majored in French Horn in college. These days I pump most of my time into 6 and 12 string acoustic guitar, pipe organ and piano.

I don't remember when my first kiss with a girl was... Dated quite a bit in high school. The first kiss that I remember was latino friend of mine that I had a serious crush on after I came out. His name was Freddy. We were in band together in high school. I had no idea that he was gay until we bumped into each other at a New Year's Party at the ripe old age of 22. We were counting down, and after the stroke of midnight, he turned to me and kissed me. I swear I could hear a combination of Barry White and the 1812 Overture in the background.

Elijah Wood, but only on Tuesday. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Joe Coaster T-Shirt from Cedar Point and Pink Floyd shorts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqg6BNSUG5Q&feature=related

Wow... Having trouble deciding to give a serious answer or going for the cheap joke.... ::thinks:: Cheap Joke. No. While older people are more fragile and harder to save, they still bake really good cookies, tell great stories and generally put you in the will following the life saving act. Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?

Because square CDs would only have square dance music on them. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Went through all 42 pages to make sure this wasn't up here already: "Well, I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who will probably forget about his plans for world domination when I fall in love with a rough trick named 'Jim'" --Brian playing the part of Stewie when the family role plays for anger management class.

Jerone Don't ask... LOL

Wow... I've been wondering for a while what happened to the Starliner after Miracle Strip closed up. I was sorry to see the park close. It kinda broke the monotony that was Panama City's Redneck Spring Break hell. I hope Starliner is having a good life in its new home. That really was a fun ride.

Me and David on St. Patrick's Day 2007 Overlooking the Savannah River.

^^^Did we mention that my sister is pissed? "Young people are very different today, And there is one sure way to know... Kids used to to ask where they came from, Now they'll tell you where you can go."

...Gene Rayburn pulled the question out from slot "B" and read it. "Dumb Dora is SOOOOO Dumb...," he said. The whole of French-speaking Canada replied, "HOW DUMB IS SHE?!" Gene continued, "She's so dumb that she makes ***BLANK*** look like a MENSA candidate!" So, while the funky clock music with the phase guitar was playing in the background, Kitty Bush and Stephen Harper worked on ignoring Brett Sommars and Charles Nelson Reily working on their....

Smoker. I like to think that I am uber considerate of others around me, so I generally ask first before I light up. I don't smoke in drive-thrus. I do my damnedest to smoke away from a large group of non smokers and situate myself downwind. I respect the fact that people choose not to smoke and don't want to be near it. It's no better than the idiot next to me on downtown street playing "music" as loud as he/she can. Non-Smokers: Just remember that most of us are really considerate of our surroundings before we fire one up.

It's 3:00 PM. I haven't done anything remotely productive all damn day. Well... That's not true... I smoked 4 cigarettes, kept my chair warm, greeted the new temp receptionist and considered carefully the ramifications of shoving my boss down a flight of stairs.

I think he meant to say Midwest trip...