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Hum Hallelujah - Fall Out Boy

^Apologies, I mut have been under the impression it was an upcharge - I'll plead jetlag from the 20 hours of flying the day before. I've changed the caption.

Holiday World: a great park, a little out of the way but so much fun, loved the free drinks and the atmoshere. The coasters: The Voyage: fanboys will be adding me to their people to kill list but I didn't think it was anywhere near as good as El Toro. A very good ride but it does give you a beating, especially after my 11 rides. Raven: I really liked Raven, a bit short but a really good ride that flys through the terrain, I can see why this was topping polls in days gone by. Legend: I didn't like this coaster much, rough, no airtime, I guess I'm just not into laterals. Howler: a kiddie coaster, enough said. After dark, Holidog likes to get nekkid. There's actually a missile silo under this ride. Pretty wave swinger lights. The scary thing is someone from the TRP tour actually scored with her, nice pussy. Inflamed with lust for Holidog's girl, Robb tries his best pick up lines, "I'm Robb Alvey...I have a 1000 credits...Theme Park Review...Elissa digs me..." but to no avail Holidog's studliness wins out. Holidog and his woman show up. Sh*!, I forgot something, I'll be right back up. Who needs stairmaster when you have the Voyage lifthill. Into the tunnel of pain. Weee! Ouch! Damn, that is just plain sexy. Walkback goodness, the Voyage in action, this coaster is so long. Is this what they mean by bringing home the bacon or was it just animal husbandry? Very cool looking Raven house, it was like a haunted house. "Excuse me, is it OK to have loose articles on this ride?" A very spiffy TPR tour bag sitting in one of those shelves. Those two enthusiasts were so happy about riding voyage something in their pants was stopping them getting the lap bar down. The rather damaged looking guy two rows back had ridden Blue Flash before coming to HW. What's that in the distance, I don't think it's Howler. Ironically the world's "best" wood coaster is primarily steel. I love a walkback in the morning, Raven testing had them snapping like Japanese tourists. The Arrow bus parked in the Legend Lot, the rest, well...Don't forget to lock your doors the Children of the Corn were waiting for darkness. One of the variety of spelling that TPR would get during the tour, later we would be "Revue" because little did we know we were the new show at Holiday World. The TPR whores decend on unsuspecting Holiday World like zombies to a shopping mall. The Raven just teasing us before opening. Considering I live 14,000 miles from this place I'm amazed to be here.

You wanted the best, well they've already done their PTR's, this is what you get. First Up Coney Island Cincinnatti: not a destination park but with a waterpark, a colection of groovy little flats & a credit. You'd really have to be a total killjoy or Dick Cheney to not be able to have fun there. More wildlife: scarier than a trouser snake. Now to the wildlife section of the park: barely a second went by when the poor pig wasn't being molested. I left half my arse on this slide, it was about as slippery as sandpaper. This was more bouncy bouncy than giant drop. The lake was nice and pleasant. The park had lots of cool little flats like the spinning vomit inducer. The Pepsi Python, the king of coasters, okay, maybe not. The lines were incredibly heavy, and what are all those credit whores waiting for? A very cool little waterpark, the pool is so big I could see it from the plane. The Vekoma bus was going to have to become a low rider real quick or the occupants would be decapitated.

This Heart Attack - Faker

yes, and will be back this year Have you been on a B & M hyper?

back in black - ac/dc

yes Have you ridden more than 10 coasters with superman in the name?

Ditto on The Mist, that was a fine piece of work, that ending was cruel.

It's blue and there's nothing we can do. Do you think Wilt (as in Chamberlain) is an ironic name for someone who reportedly bedded 10,000 women?

yes, and ice baths - for sport not for pleasure Would you rather be eaten alive by rats than listen to William Hung's album?

Because you didn't think What Would Chuck Do when making that decision. What will it take to stop Jason from Friday The 13th?

Bad grammar will result in summary execution in a cruel and unusual manner like being locked in a room with Barry Manilow full blast 24/7. Is Barry Manilow the root of all evil?

No, but I do it anyway, it wouldn't stop my opoosition training. Would you turn down a hot date to be the first rider on a new super coaster?

Watch Over You - Alter Bridge (for 1000th time)

No, never owned one, get that up you Jobs! Do you have an MP3 player other than an ipod?

Because we won't ignore them. What does the NFL stand for when you are a coach?

Anxiously awaiting Anne Frank's definitive answer to all this debate. I'm holding my breath waiting, going blue, losing consciousness.

Ufortunately your gender makes it a firm no, and expect a fight if we were in prison. Do you think Obama will be pres?

yes do you have a fave book?

I just saw that the guy clearly wasn't ready to let go of his youthful dreams and the idea of settling down with a kid was something the couldn't handle, I can certainly relate to that. She seemed to be pushing it all and I sensed that was probably had been the case in the marraige overall - and it just got to the point where the repressed partner had to make a stand. I'm surprised those two got married in the first place. Their separation, while not a good thing in real life, certainly made the movie more interesting. I didn't see any symbolism in the whole thing but anyone can make anything of it I guess.

^You don't know who the New York Yankees baseball team is? No, because I haven't ridden it but I would probably like it if I had. Have you been to Orlando?

I was, but I went dark, tend to start to go blonde again when I get a lot of sun like TPR trips. Why do people call their kids stupid names sometimes?

Yes Do you hate the Yankees?

^I live in Australia and I heard about that story, it got good coverage - and they are charging the guy who did it, that's funny. Interesting to hear the detail about all the machinations with the council, maybe next they will put in a height limit that forces them to relocate Superman Ride of Steel, preferably they relocate it to SFMM which is closer for me, or even better - sell it to a park in Australia.