Disney Dood

^ World's biggest whack-a-mole?

buy your grandmother a nice backscratcher. When she received her gift, she immediately hired Tom Cruise to do the job of scratching her back. When he reported for duty, he gleefully said...

That's gotta be one of the most ridiculous rules I've ever seen at a park.

I agree with Larry. Spongebob is a good show, but all the other shows on Nick I hate. Spongebob's kinda like a Pixar movie, humor that little kids get and it's funny for adults, too.

Six Flags Over Georgia

I thought this was a joke when I read the tile. To my dissapointment, it wasn't.

None. SFNE in August, possibly WDW in December, though!

^ I think the Premier coaster is lifted to the top of a ferris wheel, then at the top you drop off the side. It looks wicked awesome! I just can't wait for this park to open. My parents even said if it opens next summer, we might go to Myrtle Beach!

Nice Tee Aah. Go Red Sox!

Is it just me, or does anybody else think the cobra roll should be a little taller?

Lou! Who made up a story about having their first kiss with a dead grandmother? EDIT: Crap, you beat me to it^

Disney-MGM Studios

? What about Lou or Elissa,then? They were born with it.

Robb Who is 13, goes to the Enka Fair and is proud of his/her Irish heritage?

I'm prefectly fine with Drew Carey being the new host, as long as it's not Rosie O'Donnel. I liked him best on Whose Line is it Anyway?

It's OK, pretty good for a first video, but the layout isn't very unrealistic. BTW, I like your signature!

^ If you made the exterior of the train and the supports of the coaster silver it might not be that bad.

In the parking lot of K-Mart When was the last time you saw a REALLY bad movie?

Del Mar Fair

I've only ridden each Dragon once, but I preferred Ice.

That's the ultimate New Jersey experience.

I had a dream it snowed. Then I woke up this morning and it was sixty degrees. And it never got any higher than that.

Dutch Wonderland

MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Workers at a water park in central Russia have found the body of a 14-year-old boy in a swimming pool pump chamber three weeks after he went missing, Russian newspapers reported on Monday. Staff at the amusement park in the city of Kazan checked the pump on Saturday evening because it had been spewing out cloudy water and not working as normal, the Kommersant newspaper said. Inside the pump chamber, workers found Sergei Matveyev's body. Prosecutors believe Matveyev may have been sucked through a faulty grille into the chamber while diving underwater when he and his family visited the park on July 2, the daily said. An extensive search failed to find Matveyev and until the body was discovered, police believed he had been kidnapped.

BGA will probably get a B&M Hyper while SeaWorld Orlando is probably getting a B&M Flyer.