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Postby FLIPDUDE » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:48 am

Right. For whatever reason, I don't remember what, the question "How many Vekoma engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?" came to mind. So I racked my brain untill I realized: "Six, five to slack off and one intern to be in charge of the darn thing".


And I realized "Hey, that joke sucks! but it was fun to think of it!"
So come on! Get your Knott's Knock Knocks, and see what you can ome up with!
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Postby IceDragon » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:57 am

why did the chicken cross the road?



to get away from the Vekoma!


wow, that sucked




why didnt the skeleton go on the Zipper?


he had no body to go on with...


oh dear... they get worse and worse...
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Postby BiCoastal Kid » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:16 am

How many vekomas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible! The bulbs always get broken.



How many RCCA coasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it takes a while.
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Postby Masked_Maverick » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:43 pm

How many Intamin's does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they keep on breaking down. :lmao:
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Postby IceDragon » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:10 pm

first man: have you heard about the new Vekoma rollercoaster in SFMM?
second man: no? whats it called?
first man: the spine splitter


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Postby Bubba83 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:12 pm

This is kind of a computer game joke but...

If I'm riding Goliath at SFMM with someone who hasn't ridden it before, I say "Goliath Online" at the top of the lift hill.

It's a starcraft reference.
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Postby chmilo24 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:54 pm

What is a rockers favorite type of coaster?

A Vekoma Headbanger!
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Postby Thorpe park maniac » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:04 pm

why aren't intamin rides scared of vekoma rides?



because vekoma won't do any work, the intamin will break



erm... please say that sucked
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Postby Homer » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:05 pm

Starting this topic is a nerdy coaster joke in itself. :P
-My butt has touched 112 roller coasters, how unfortunate.
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Postby FLIPDUDE » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:27 pm

^I know, but we're all coaster nerds, so what difference does it make?
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