Nerdy Coaster Jokes

Right. For whatever reason, I don't remember what, the question "How many Vekoma engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?" came to mind. So I racked my brain untill I realized: "Six, five to slack off and one intern to be in charge of the darn thing".

And I realized "Hey, that joke sucks! but it was fun to think of it!"

So come on! Get your Knott's Knock Knocks, and see what you can ome up with!

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from the Vekoma!

wow, that sucked

why didnt the skeleton go on the Zipper?

he had no body to go on with...

oh dear... they get worse and worse...

How many vekomas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible! The bulbs always get broken.

How many RCCA coasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but it takes a while.

How many Intamin's does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they keep on breaking down.

first man: have you heard about the new Vekoma rollercoaster in SFMM?

second man: no? whats it called?

first man: the spine splitter

This is kind of a computer game joke but...

If I'm riding Goliath at SFMM with someone who hasn't ridden it before, I say "Goliath Online" at the top of the lift hill.

It's a starcraft reference.

What is a rockers favorite type of coaster?

A Vekoma Headbanger!

why aren't intamin rides scared of vekoma rides?

because vekoma won't do any work, the intamin will break

erm... please say that sucked

Starting this topic is a nerdy coaster joke in itself.

^I know, but we're all coaster nerds, so what difference does it make?

^I know, but we're all coaster nerds, so what difference does it make?

Hey, I'm only here because it's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.

^We both know if that was the only reason, you'd be on a flash games website quit lying ot yourself, accept your true inner coaster nerdiness... otherwise there is no way to reach your inner Intamin.

What's the difference between the Spanish Deja Vu and the American Deja Vu's?

The Spanish Deja Vu's work.

What's the difference between the Spanish Deja Vu and the American Deja Vu's?

 

The Spanish Deja Vu's work.

lol

knock knock

whos there?

V. Koma

V. Koma who?

Vekomatose you if you go near me!!!!

that doesnt even make sense...

What happens when you mix Flashback with Space Mountain?

Back to the future: The Ride.

Q: What's deadly quiet and noisy at the same time?

A: Rockin' DCA

Knock know

-Whos there?

-Steel dragon.

-Steel dragon wh*gets squished by falling wheel*

What do you get when you cross an elephant, a bowl full of Gravy and a Jacket covered with patches?

An ACEr

This is hard...

Whats the difference between a Vekoma and an B&M?

Your life...

haha....funny, right?

How many TPR members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to install the bulb

Four to make Photo TRs of the lightbulb being installed

One to capture a POV of the lightbulb going into the socket

Five to start a thread on how great the old one was

One to close four of said threads

One to take a picture of the lightbulb "through the trees"

One to count it as a credit

One to e-mail Dan! (mrt0ad13@aol.com)

^That's great.

Here's yet another lame one..what do you call a kid's Intamin coaster?

An Inta-Mini!

Ok..enough, before I hurt myself.

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

to get away from the Vekoma!

No way! The chicken crossed the street to get away from Mrs. Knotts!

-Julie

Ive got one that sucks,

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson, and a Togo Standup?

You loose your virginity to both.

Here's a risque one.

How is a man similar to Expedition Geforce?

If you're a woman, you can get pregnant by riding both of them!

I'm sorry, I had to!

~Sun "I hope people will get the joke" fire

Why did the coaster enthusiast cross the road?

To get away from King's Island.

There's a Tatsu of SheiKra on Borg's Assimilator.

Riding in a Superstar Limo was my Hollywood Dream.

Many enthusiats would love SheiKra to give their Top Gun and Italian Job.

haha! Those were actually pretty funny!