FLIPDUDE Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Right. For whatever reason, I don't remember what, the question "How many Vekoma engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?" came to mind. So I racked my brain untill I realized: "Six, five to slack off and one intern to be in charge of the darn thing". And I realized "Hey, that joke sucks! but it was fun to think of it!" So come on! Get your Knott's Knock Knocks, and see what you can ome up with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the Vekoma! wow, that sucked why didnt the skeleton go on the Zipper? he had no body to go on with... oh dear... they get worse and worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 How many vekomas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Impossible! The bulbs always get broken. How many RCCA coasters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 How many Intamin's does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they keep on breaking down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 first man: have you heard about the new Vekoma rollercoaster in SFMM? second man: no? whats it called? first man: the spine splitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba83 Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 This is kind of a computer game joke but... If I'm riding Goliath at SFMM with someone who hasn't ridden it before, I say "Goliath Online" at the top of the lift hill. It's a starcraft reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 What is a rockers favorite type of coaster? A Vekoma Headbanger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe park maniac Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 why aren't intamin rides scared of vekoma rides? because vekoma won't do any work, the intamin will break erm... please say that sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Starting this topic is a nerdy coaster joke in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIPDUDE Posted April 14, 2007 Author Share Posted April 14, 2007 ^I know, but we're all coaster nerds, so what difference does it make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxo Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 ^I know, but we're all coaster nerds, so what difference does it make? Hey, I'm only here because it's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIPDUDE Posted April 14, 2007 Author Share Posted April 14, 2007 ^We both know if that was the only reason, you'd be on a flash games website quit lying ot yourself, accept your true inner coaster nerdiness... otherwise there is no way to reach your inner Intamin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 What's the difference between the Spanish Deja Vu and the American Deja Vu's? The Spanish Deja Vu's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragon Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 What's the difference between the Spanish Deja Vu and the American Deja Vu's? The Spanish Deja Vu's work. lol knock knock whos there? V. Koma V. Koma who? Vekomatose you if you go near me!!!! that doesnt even make sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIPDUDE Posted April 14, 2007 Author Share Posted April 14, 2007 What happens when you mix Flashback with Space Mountain? Back to the future: The Ride. Q: What's deadly quiet and noisy at the same time? A: Rockin' DCA Knock know -Whos there? -Steel dragon. -Steel dragon wh*gets squished by falling wheel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 What do you get when you cross an elephant, a bowl full of Gravy and a Jacket covered with patches? An ACEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texashorns82492 Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 This is hard... Whats the difference between a Vekoma and an B&M? Your life... haha....funny, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMontu Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 How many TPR members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to install the bulb Four to make Photo TRs of the lightbulb being installed One to capture a POV of the lightbulb going into the socket Five to start a thread on how great the old one was One to close four of said threads One to take a picture of the lightbulb "through the trees" One to count it as a credit One to e-mail Dan! (mrt0ad13@aol.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 ^That's great. Here's yet another lame one..what do you call a kid's Intamin coaster? An Inta-Mini! Ok..enough, before I hurt myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USRoadTripper Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the Vekoma! No way! The chicken crossed the street to get away from Mrs. Knotts! -Julie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xascher Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Ive got one that sucks, What's the similarity between Michael Jackson, and a Togo Standup? You loose your virginity to both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Here's a risque one. How is a man similar to Expedition Geforce? If you're a woman, you can get pregnant by riding both of them! I'm sorry, I had to! ~Sun "I hope people will get the joke" fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuggles Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Why did the coaster enthusiast cross the road? To get away from King's Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 There's a Tatsu of SheiKra on Borg's Assimilator. Riding in a Superstar Limo was my Hollywood Dream. Many enthusiats would love SheiKra to give their Top Gun and Italian Job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuggles Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 haha! Those were actually pretty funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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