Masked_Maverick Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Log Flume. Why must I be a teenager in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 But not Scooby Doo dark rides. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumboshrmp Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Only one..unless they're lesbians... Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavslayer Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Could do with some milk, my coffee has grown cold. Is it chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Only when you soak it. Why won't the sun stop shining so hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timetrial3141592 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Pizza. What is Boot Rear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrideseeker Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 its when a chicken crosses the road! Why walmart so big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Because tiny space aliens landed in my brain and told me to free all the Kangaroos. Why is it that everytime I wake up I have a cat on my head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trustkill22 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Because the moon is made of cheese. Why did they ruin the Big Gulp with the Double Big Gulp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Because you went flipping like Eddie Gordo from Tekken when you don't know combos and just hit buttons randomly. Why do people insist on yelling at the drive thru? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumboshrmp Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Because they wanted some CANDY! Why do people refer to bucks as dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Because you paid a group of small rodents from Djibouti nine dollars and eleventy-six cents to perform a mongolian plate dance on your kitchen counter yestereday. The History Channel has theorized that the Knights Templar were also involved. If the moon is made of cheese, what is the Earth made of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Spam and one day two meteors (one coming toward the earth and the other the moon.) will collide, smash the earth and the moon together and it's going to be delicious. Whose line is it anyway exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Just play monopoly and everything will turn out just fine. Why is it so cold here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I blame the Media. Have tiny space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free all the kangaroos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Yes we get together every tuesday. It's quite a festive occasion. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Because you hid all the bacon. Do fried beans taste just as good as refried beans and weren't wasting time? (-Mitch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Ah yes the age old question Habla Englas por favor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSLSM Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Geht Deutschland Do you understand that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spookbaby Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 No, that's why I threw away the beef tips. Did you know that ducks eat for free at Subway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 For the same reason that the two halves of bread aint supposed to touch. So what would you little maniacs like to do first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Because you are supposed to answer your cell phone when it rings! Why have my two pairs of work pants lasted over 4 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Is that anywhere near Left Noob? Have rabid lettuce gerbils ever tried to take your cabbage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oni Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Surprisingly, that's never happened to me. I'm a bit overdue for one of those lettuce gerbil invasions, though. I'll have to watch my back. So what's this life thing all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Five Thousand Two Hundred Eighty Feet Why can't they develop a Gourmet Fast Food Restaurant with a Drive-Thru? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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