Roller Coaster Haiku

[Nrthwnd]

My coaster count good.

Am right beside four hundred.

I jump and have joy.

 

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

B&M delight

Tatsu is a two train wait

Bring on the Pretzel

[Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess]

Not exactly a Haiku but some dumb rollercoaster poem I wrote in English class last year.

 

The Rollercoaster Ride

 

You enter with uncertainty

Preparing for what lies ahead

The ride of your life

Awaits you

 

Going up the first hill

Way up high above

You can’t get out now

No turning back

 

What goes up…?

Of course comes down

A long drop down

Faster… faster… faster… only to go back up again!

 

Twisting and turning

Winding and whirling all over

Disorienting…

Confusing…

 

No getting off now

You’re out of control

Taken over by

The wild raging machine

 

The movement stops

The dragon sleeps again

You’re freed from captivity

Until next time that is

 

It’s over already

Yes, that was it

Or was it?

Is it time to ride again?

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

Hold on tight good sir

Xcelerator is fast

You might lose your wig

 

Vekoma hang bang

Even for the Deja Vus

Now where's the asprin?

 

Steel Eel has airtime

So much airtime its insane

Puts Millie to shame

 

Viper is the best

Good old Arrow Dynamics

A Timeless classic

 

El Toro is smooth

The best coaster of all time

Intamin is king!

[HowieP]

Mean Streak was rough;

Gwazi was worse;

Need some Tylenol.

[atem122]

Viper is the best

Good old Arrow Dynamics

A Timeless classic

I like this a lot

Viper is the bomb coaster

I deeply agree

[scooterdoug]

See happy riders

Up and down the hills they go

Hands up, shouting “Whee!”

[Skycoastin Steve]

Rampage shatters bones,

Its pothole wrecked limb and spine,

But DAMN it's so good!