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...a pedophile with a huge stash of child pornography. Robb and Elissa were creeped out and called the cops on him. When the police cars arrived, the cops werent your ordinary cops. No, these cops are a crew of Michael Jackson impersonators led by Michael Jackson himself.

 

They moonwalked Joey and the others to that one park in Europe to ride "The Michael Jackson Thrill Ride". While riding...

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Mr. Six came back from the dead and was waiting for all the Michael Jackson impersonator cops in the station. The train pulled in and the impersonators became enraged.

"But you're supposed to be dead Mr. Six!" screamed all of the impersonators.

"We thought we convinced Snyder to kill you off and replace you with a little boy dancer!". Mr. Six of course didn't say anything except kill all the impersonators with his killer dance moves. The station was now littered with dead Jackos everywhere. Robb, out of the corner of his eye, noticed Joey try to make his get away. So Robb started to...

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grab some peppermints from his back pocket when he stole them from Carrabba's. (on his way to saving Elissa, he stopped at Carabba's) He threw peppermints at Joey while he was making a getaway but he missed. He was running through the park then all of a sudden, Joey was trapped!

 

He ran into a child's play ground to find himself in front of monkey bars over water. He was scared so he slid down the slide. As quick as a cat, Robb...

 

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caught a mouse. Then realized he was suppose to catch Joey. By this time Joey was already at Hell....,Michigan. Yes, it took Robb hours to catch the mouse. Joey was sitting at a round table, with his accomplices; Speedy Gonzales, The Guy on The Oatmeal Box, Mary-Kate Olson and a Talking Zuchini. Joey brings up his plan to lure Robb to Elissa, but when Robb got their he would not notice that RatTums and Elissa brains had been switched. They figured it would not appear odd to Robb that Elissa was chewing on a chair leg.

 

2 days later, Robb came home to find Elissa licking a........

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licked another Hello Kitty Vibrator So robb just rolled his eyes at her in shame and used his amazing brain swap powers to switch Elissa's and RatTums's brain back to their proper owners. (Side Note: A rodent loving things like Intamins he can't ride, Shame. ) Then on Wolf Blitzer reports on CNN came the word of their story of them in Europe of them bringing Joey to justice and footage from Robb's camera showed the infamous Mr.Six slaying the Jacko Squad with his Dancing moves. Then, when bored, About 3 minutes later, Robb and Elissa went off to do their respective duties, Robb testing the possible COD3 and Elissa watching Manhatten Express and TTD having hot bondage coaster sex on the secret coaster porn site she runs in secret.

 

The world went on, knowing that the world had been saved once again by R&E and the Jew had to be converted to Catholicism as a sentence by Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito.

 

Great story guys and gals, well played.

 

I'll shall start a-new......

 

One day, Chris (me) was playing Medal Of Honor on his PS2 when, all of sudden Robb and his employees of his Activision Studio appeared in his basement and started to.......

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created an amazing ride! Robb rode it 24 times and got a POV from each seat. When he came home he found that Elissa(human) was trying to ram her head through the door of RatTums cage. Now the cage was stuck on her head. Robb just shrugged his shoulders and ran to the kitchen to fix himself some Gumball Pizza, when all of the sudden a gremlin jumped out of the oven and read a not that went,

 

Dear Robb,

 

I will........................

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eat that gumball pizza when you're done cooking it. But that's beside the point. Godzilla is going to destroy all the coasters in Japan. You are the only person on the planet that can stop him. This message will self destruct". The Gremlin then exploded leaving green goop all over the kitchen. Robb pondered whether he should accept this mission. He then decided that...

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Here we are, on the escalator ride, we're on the escalator ride...This is the cool escalator ride. It's the escalator ride! Do-do-do-do-da-do-do!" He began dancing as he had this flashback and hit his head on the queue railing. Elissa came up with some plain pasta and offered it to Robb. He ate it within 1 bite and then...

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...got up. He jumped over the railings, and climbed up to the top of the lift of Tatsu using his tongue and his left foot only, and not using the lift stairs, but using the track itself! He started humming "I Believe I Can Fly" as he reached the top. He belted out the words of teh song as he jumped off the top. Just as he was about to hit the ground, three men carrying a support went under him. He hit his head on the support, and got knocked out. As the men tried to awake him, he entered a strange dream...

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in which he ran up the Tatsu lift hill and then hit his head on a support and knocked himself out. When he woke up he saw Elissa standing over him. "Damn, she's tall" thought Robb, Then looked down to see that he was in a 2 inch tall kangroo's body. They must have switched my brain with its. But why? then all of a sudden Elissa yelped as somthing grabbed her by the shoulder and pulled her into a time warp!. Robb was about to jump in when all of a sudden Evil Kangaroo Brain Robb grabbed him by his Kangaroo legs, With its mouth wide, KangaRobb bit it in nipple and jumped into the time warp. After what felt like an Vecogow Ride, he realized he was in the year...

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2,000,000 B.C. KangaRobb looked around at the dense jungle and thought to himself oh crap. He wandered around in the jungle for several hours until he came upon a tribe of cavemen. KangaRobb tried to communticate with them. But the cave men saw KangaRobb as food. So the picked up their rocks and sticks and began throwing them at KangaRobb. The cavemen chased him out into the jungle. But the chase came to a sudden end when KangaRobb and the cavemen found themselves face to face with an enourmous man-eating...

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J man and TwistedTrack. Kanga Robb said," Hey who are you guys?".

"We are two of the main writers for this story that you are in."

"Why are you guys stuck in this cage with me?"

"Silly Kanga Robb we a here to help you get out of this cage. We will accomplish this by...

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KangaRobb jumped into the living room through a time warp tunnel. Elissa was surprised to see that Robb was half kangaroo. But she shrugged it off. And continued to play the drum game. KangaRobb hopped over into the kitchen where a newspaper sat on the table. KangaRobb read in the headlines that Godzilla had destroyed all of japan. He was very depressed by this news. He was so depressed by it that he...

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