Tropical7 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Aperture Laboratories, where a zonkey was...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Testing the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device an fighting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 A cross between a donkey and a zebra. The zonkies brought back Zima and Baja Chalupas to feed the hungry crowds at Cedar Point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 ...the amzemant park by the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Shores of Lake Eire in Sandusky, Ohio. The zonkies had some ERT on Raptor, Gemini, Top Thrill Dragster, and Corkscrew. They rode Corkscrew so much, it broke due to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geauga Dog Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 the weight of the zonkies from eating all those Baja Chalupas. When asked if they were ACE members, they replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 with the entire quotes of GLaDOS, considering that they were from Aperture, Cedar Point Staff then came across an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device that one of the Zonkies dropped while having ERT on Corkscrew, Cedar Point used it to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 To resurrect Son of Beast with the loop and all, but they ran out wood to build it so they decided to tear apart The Beast to rebuild Son of Beast using the wood from The Beast. The Zonkies got first ERT on the rebuilt Son of Beast coaster and it fell apart. One of the Zonkies said "we've made a terrible mistake, rebuilding a crappy coaster with parts that were taken from an existing coaster!". The GM of Kings Island forced the Zonkies to rebuild The Beast and never return to the park ever. The Zonkies met the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon filled with Medicine and Goo at Darien Lake and they rode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Ride Of Steel, The Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled With Medicine and Goo wondered why Superman wasn't in the name, and told Darien Lake all about the problem, Darien Lake just said that Dragons weren't real, and you would think that that was the end of the Fluffy Fluffy Dragon Filled with Medicine and Goo, but he just said " Have YOU ever been to the Dark Ages?" and that was the end of Darien Lake, until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The Zonkies bought Darien Lake and renamed the Ride of Steel as "Steel Zonkey" and it feature a Zonkey dressed as Superman, but Six Flags ended suing the Zonkies for using Superman's likeness and the Zonkies were forced to close Darien Lake and all of the ride were moved to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterKings908 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The State of Arizona. The Zonkies had decided that this vast empty space of nothingness was indeed a safe zone. However... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Due to the extremely hot temperatures all of the metal on Ride of Steel got warped, so the Zonkies had to scrap it. They tried to set up Viper, but it wasn't dismantled properly, so they scraped it as well. The only coaster the Zonkies had set up so far were Boomerang, Mind Eraser, and Motocoaster. The Zonkies had started their new theme park in Arizona called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical7 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Called "Zonkie Land!", where they made millions of dollars off of zonkie themed rides like the "Zonkinator" or the "El Zonkie". They thought it would be great until zombie zonkies came to Zonkie Land, eating brains only zonkies would have, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Zombies came and wiped out all the Zonkies and created a race of Zombie dinosaurs to destroy humans and donkeys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 But TPR heard about the problem, and with the combined power of Drunk Piers, Hot Elissa , Extremly Funny Robb, Extremely Dry Dan, the rest of TPR, and all the Donkeys the world had in store, they destroyed the zombies! Â THE END Â Just Kidding, 50 years later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMeMe Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 ... a mysterious creature with ten times the number of any given human anatomical feature hatched from a random chicken egg, and wreaked havoc upon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 The city of Toronto where you would find... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alilstronger Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Canadians who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Listen to Rush, eat Bacon, are always polite, speak French, know Scott Pilgrim (personally), get free health care and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Think they're better than America. So the president of the USA declared war on Canada and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
154bmag Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Terrence and Phillip were executed, and 17 million people lost their lives to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 The invasions of Canadians beating up every American who thinks America is better than Canada... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMeMe Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 ...who were subsequently beaten up by every Quebecer who thinks Quebec is better than the rest of Canada... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 So Quebec became the 51st state and English, French, and Spanish became the official languages of the United States. The President made it mandatory for all Kindergarten-12th grade school students to learn all three languages, to shower after gym class, and to take a nutritional education class during lunch in order graduate from high school. Americans were not wild about the new laws for Kindergarten-12th grade school students so they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werner Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 ... moved to mexico and started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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