texasgiantrules Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 watched a loop as he drank the beer. Little did he know the beer had been poisoned by. . .
asr Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 Baron von Creditwhore, and Derek then began to stumble towards Jr. Gemini...
texasgiantrules Posted August 3, 2007 Posted August 3, 2007 when he saw a penny on the street. But the penny was really a portkey which transported him to Hogwarts where he saw. . .
coasterdude5 Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 tripped over Harry Potter and laughed, he continued back to Cedar Point only to find that...
Milkchan Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 SIX SIX FLAGS attacking Cedar Point , but Millennium Force, Maverick, Mantis, and Magnum were secretly transformers to protect peninsula. Millennium's powers are...
Dorneypark_fan Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Being able to turn into a duck. Mavericks is
asr Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 INSANE 90 DEGREES. Harry Potter then yelled "NO WAI!" And him, Maverick, and Magnum ended up in an endless chain of "O RLY?, YA RLY, NO WAI!" Until...
odene497 Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 ...Six Flags took all of Cedar Point's trash cans! Dick Kinzel was infuriated, so he burned down El Toro! The Voyage was automatically given the title of #1 wooden coaster in the US, until...
texasgiantrules Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 the Voyage was closed due to overdoses of 90 DEGREES! Robb decided to build his own coaster in. . .
Dorneypark_fan Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Six Flags Magic Mountain it was a Wooden Standup with...
asr Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 No restraints. But it was boring and slow that everyone got off halfway through. Everyone thought that Dragon Wagon 10 times as fun, so they...
Dorneypark_fan Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Destroyed Tatsu and put in Psyclone then they
asr Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Realized how much of a waste that was, so they tore down Psyclone and replaced it with a 200 foot tall, 7000 foot long, 80 MPH Gravity Group terrain woodie with 42 seconds of airtime and a qaudrupale down first drop! Everyone was elated, but Six Flags drove it into the ground and by it's 4th season it was as crappy as...
Dorneypark_fan Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Ghostrider, so they destroyed the whole park and made it a gravel walkway with...
coasterdude5 Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 ...Bouncy-Bouncy's all over the place, they decided to compliment the new Bouncy-Bouncy park with...
asr Posted August 4, 2007 Posted August 4, 2007 Venom, a "Bouncy-Bouncy Coaster", which features a miniature Bouncy Bouncy attached to launched coaster that performs several bunny hills, an immelmann, and a finale of two stengel dives and a trick track. Everyone loved it so much but...
Dorneypark_fan Posted August 5, 2007 Posted August 5, 2007 they destroyed the Bouncy-Bouncy's and put in a housing development in its place but
texasgiantrules Posted August 6, 2007 Posted August 6, 2007 all the residents but Bouncy-Bouncy's in their backayrd and charged admission, so it was the original park with lots of houses. But Baron vonCreditWhore secretly lived in one of the houses. He. . .
America Sings Freak Posted August 7, 2007 Posted August 7, 2007 He bought all of the houses and almost destroyed the Bouncy, Bouncy's when....
texasgiantrules Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 Peter Griffin beamed down from a flying saucer and announced his new plan for. . .
odene497 Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 ...wooden coasters with OTSRs. When everone began dying...
asr Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 Sandor Kernacs stepped in and re-tracked all the OTSR woodies and gave them Accelerator style OTSRs. Everyone was so happy with the silky smooth crazy airtime OTSR woodies that they began too sing...
odene497 Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 ..."Play that funky music white boy, play that funky music rightttt!" The singing caused Donald Trump to...
Masked_Maverick Posted August 8, 2007 Posted August 8, 2007 Shave his own head bald and run out into the streets screaming...
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