jedimaster1227 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 (edited) It had been a few years, but when the chance to revisit the Florida Strawberry Festival came up, I wasn't going to pass it up. For those of you not familiar, the Florida Strawberry Festival is an event that runs in early March for 11 days a year. It is peak strawberry season in Plant City, Florida (aptly named) and thus, the city hosts a festival devoted to all things strawberry. As I've come to experience in the past years' events, the Florida Strawberry Festival is host to a large midway filled with flat rides (and a few coasters), games of chance a TONS of fair foods of all varieties. And it isn't a trip to the Florida Strawberry Festival without a stop at Parkesdale Farms, a cross between a farmer's market and a dessert bar... All the fair foods! I can't look at this type of flat without thinking of the vintage "TPR Visits the Ghetto Fair" reports from way back when... Strawberry Dole Whip! BREAKING! Here's your first look at the new Super Nintendo Land coming to Universal Studios Japan, Universal Orlando, Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal Studios Victorville, CA. In case you're wondering how strawberries are grown. The attention to detail is stunning! All the fried sweets! Be warned... You may not walk out of this festival without sweating oil out of your pores. The fairgrounds are permanent and are lightly used throughout the year outside of the Strawberry Festival. The Midway has really grown substantially over the years. For the first time in my experience, we entered the Florida Strawberry Festival from the midway side of the fairgrounds. They even convinced Nintendo to let them debut a new costume for Luigi and a new Yushi to ride on! I can't wait to experience this closer to home! I appreciate their dedication to replicating the classic Super Mario Bros. 2 look of the Koopa Troopers. The Florida Strawberry Festival even has its own mascots! For those that like games of chance... More fried food. This was one of several large ferris wheels guests could enjoy at the festival. This was the first time I'd seen fresh cinnamon rolls at the festival... As tempting as they looked, I was saving up my room for something later. Flat... I've always enjoyed these compact drop towers. Flat rides. Flat rides... BREAKING: Here's your first look at the new How to Train Your Dragon land coming to Universal Orlando! Rides... Of... Shortage... So many... No... I don't know what makes me laugh more... The pixelated google image or the religious text slapped on the side of a flat ride. It's edgy because they spelled "Escape" as "Excape" for some reason... Animatronics in the Midway are always a pleasant surprise. I couldn't help but stare at this one. Lots of play areas for the kids. I'll be honest... I really don't remember half of the names of these flat rides anymore. I'm ok with not getting this credit. A Magnum P.I.-themed flat ride. Always fun to see a Larson Fire Ball out in the wild. Smoked animal legs are never in short supply here. It wouldn't be a midway without a Tilt-A-Whirl. The rules for Jurassic Excape are the best. And one of these. They have a zipper... But I figured for my skull's sake, I'd pass. Always fun. You don't come to the festival without walking out of this tent with a sack of candy. There's live entertainment too. I've had some of this cart's most outrageous burgers over the years... In the interest of my trying not to shave more years off of my life, I passed this time around. There are strawberry festival diorama contests... Who else remembers the Crash Test Dummies? Yep... They have a traveling Pinfari model... I experienced this type of flat ride for the first time with TPR on the 2008 East Coast trip... Always fun. Years ago they had the one that ran at Geauga Lake for years, but I'm not sure if this is the same coaster or just the same model. This might be the best themed bumper cars ever... "Crunchy balls of goodness!" On that note, time to go enjoy a different kind of goodness... No joke, I want a whipped cream hose installed in my home. It is rare that during the Florida Strawberry Festival the line for the classic Strawberry Shortcake bar would be short. I guess we timed it well because we only waited about ten minutes. BLISS IN A PLASTIC CUP! Parkesdale Market is just as much of an attraction as it is a farmer's market of sorts. Welcome to the "Garden of Eaton." I dubbed thyself Strawberry King. The Game of Thrones has begun. Parkesdale Market is a must visit when in Plant City (plan your time enjoying the rest of Plant City wisely, because while there is so much to do elsewhere, this is where you really want to spend some time)! Seriously folks... If you love strawberries, shortcake, whipped cream or any combination of the above, this will be your new poison. A classic dog (don't judge me, I use ketchup) was a good choice too. Nothing life changing, but a great place for a quick meal at a stupid-cheap price. Lots of variety on the menu beyond hot dogs including beef sandwiches, tamales (I had one of those too), ribs and desserts. You don't leave here without a flat of fresh strawberries. All of the produce grown at Parkesdale Farms is naturally sweeter as these crops are grown adjacent to the strawberry fields. And their prices are awesome too! The buns really sell these dogs well. The Polish Sausage was pretty great. I leave you with a punny farewell. I appreciate you all berry much. I've heard people rave about this Chicago establishment for years and wanted to see what all the hype was about. Because you don't eat your main meal before eating dessert, we stopped at the nearby Portillo's to try it out. There used to be a sign for the Strawberry Onions that advised that they help keep the elephants away. In my experience, the elephants have stayed away after buying these onions. Edited March 6, 2019 by jedimaster1227 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Coaster Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Great report! That drop tower looks odd with the semi-circular seating pattern. But at least it looks better than that Yoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Eh, it's nothing to get hung about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert425 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 what a fun report. this is hysterical tho: it's like if you took Gritty and shaved him! (feel bad for Mrs. Berry tho. . she doesn't even get namechecked on the photo-option sign). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcoastermark Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Hey Mr Jedi, don't tell me you missed the best ride at the fest ! The Sky Wheel ! We went on monday, beautiful weather. Got an early ride on the wheel and tried for a evening ride to see all the lights on the midway. The lines were long but we stuck with it. We were the next in line to be seated when the operator emptied all the seats and didn't refill with riders. The guy in the control booth climbed all around the structure where there were motors and sniffed each one, then banged on each one. Yes Sniffed. He came down from the structure and said, "meh, it'll be at least 15 minutes before she runs again. " Oh boy, we bailed. 45 minutes later the guy was still sniffing and banging. Never did see it run again. When all was said and done, I must say that the rides were in the most ghetto condition of any fair I've been to recently. On the plus side, we bought some strawberry onions to take home. Tonight I am making Carmelized Strawberry Onions with Applewood Bacon and Bourbon to go on top of some brie and fresh baked bread. Yummy ! Yes, Strawberry onions are huge ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Eh, it's nothing to get hung about. Haha..good one, Andrew! Great report...love all of the fresh fruit and produce. This is like my dream fair!!! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 ...On the plus side, we bought some strawberry onions to take home. Tonight I am making Carmelized Strawberry Onions with Applewood Bacon and Bourbon to go on top of some brie and fresh baked bread. Yummy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcoastermark Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 ^ and ^^ The most fun was going home and stopping at all the produce stands. ( well, besides the Skywheel, which ran a really good terrorizing program) The key to getting the cheap and oh so good fruits and veggies, in season, are to go away from the fair. Strawberries go for 7 bucks near and 4 bucks a mile away for half flats. We stopped at so many produce stands on the way home and now have a fridge overflowing with yummies. I love this time of year in La Florida ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Eh, it's nothing to get hung about. Haha..good one, Andrew! Great report...love all of the fresh fruit and produce. This is like my dream fair!!! Thanks for sharing! Seconded. This really does look fun. Portillo's hot dogs are all right, but it's the beef that's really fantastic. You can get better in Chicago, but I doubt there's better in Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Coaster Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Whoa I didn't expect to see a Sky Wheel. I thought those things went the way of the dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Peck Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I just wanted to make a quick point... there are like only 4 Skywheels left in the US and their numbers are getting smaller. So if you enjoy these types of rides and love the slight "airtime" as it comes over the top, make sure you grab a ride or two if you see one.... they will disappear soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Zo Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 BREAKING: Here's your first look at the new How to Train Your Dragon land coming to Universal Orlando! It's already better than the actual How To Train Your Dragon land at Heide Park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 ^ Um and.... ....what's this got to do with the Strawberry Festival? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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