Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...peed its water, so I lifted the manatee out of its tank by myself to switch it to a fresh tank when I suddenly realized it was a robot manatee...
woah_killa Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 who ate my head off so i had to have a hamburger for a head instead.
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 annnnndddd theeeennnn?.... lol soooo I went to the surgeon to see if he could sew on the hamburger to my neck, but said that he had a spare head laying around so sewed it onto me, but it was the head of....
woah_killa Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 a hamburger...hm...so, i flew away and went to...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...Saint Kitts, where I became really stubborn about my head being a hamburger, because I had wanted my head to be a hamburger my whole life, and was angry when people tried to change that, so at St. Kitts...
woah_killa Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...they only sold hamburgers...well $HIT! (i'm really getting into this) i have to have a hamburger head my whole life! at least i won't...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 well at least I won't have to have an anal hot dog head forever..
PhishyBrewer Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...A hamburger for a head is fine. But what I really want to do is sing. Sing like...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...Ethel Merman, EVERYTHINGS COMING UP ROOOSSSEeesss...
derwood Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...Pete Roses are popping up all over town and we gambled our money on...
SixFlagsTexas Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...HomeStarRunner, but then the Teen Girl Squad popped out and...
benzo41190 Posted October 7, 2005 Author Posted October 7, 2005 she said, "are you a person"? whick made him.......
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 and he was sad, wasn't paying attention, got hit by a car and then he felt......
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...even worse, so he baked himself a Betty Crocker... NO Duncan Hines cake which made him feel a slight amount better, but then he had the idea to...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 jump off a building, but a really good episode of gilmore girls was on so he watched that and after he had forgotten that he wanted to jump so instead he..
derwood Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...he dreamed of being in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and then jumped in his Mack truck and drove...
coasterfreak101 Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 ...To Las Vegas so that he could kill himself on Manhattan Express, but when on it he...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 wanted to talk to a therapist, made an appointment, the therapist sent him to a psychiatrist, which said.....
benzo41190 Posted October 8, 2005 Author Posted October 8, 2005 you need to eat more fiber because your crap is the size of.......
woah_killa Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 a penny, so i took about 2000 metamucil (sp?) tablets and...
derwood Posted October 8, 2005 Posted October 8, 2005 ...and rode a Vekoma until my colon exploded all over...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 9, 2005 Posted October 9, 2005 and then i said "oh sh!t" and started to walk towards....
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