Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...peed its water, so I lifted the manatee out of its tank by myself to switch it to a fresh tank when I suddenly realized it was a robot manatee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 who ate my head off so i had to have a hamburger for a head instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 annnnndddd theeeennnn?.... lol soooo I went to the surgeon to see if he could sew on the hamburger to my neck, but said that he had a spare head laying around so sewed it onto me, but it was the head of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 a hamburger...hm...so, i flew away and went to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...Saint Kitts, where I became really stubborn about my head being a hamburger, because I had wanted my head to be a hamburger my whole life, and was angry when people tried to change that, so at St. Kitts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...they only sold hamburgers...well $HIT! (i'm really getting into this) i have to have a hamburger head my whole life! at least i won't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 lol (trying to make a joke^^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 well at least I won't have to have an anal hot dog head forever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...A hamburger for a head is fine. But what I really want to do is sing. Sing like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...Ethel Merman, EVERYTHINGS COMING UP ROOOSSSEeesss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derwood Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...Pete Roses are popping up all over town and we gambled our money on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeistdude321 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 pillows, then I watched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsTexas Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...HomeStarRunner, but then the Teen Girl Squad popped out and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 she said, "are you a person"? whick made him....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfreak101 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ,,,extremely ticked with her so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 and he was sad, wasn't paying attention, got hit by a car and then he felt...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroger8 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...even worse, so he baked himself a Betty Crocker... NO Duncan Hines cake which made him feel a slight amount better, but then he had the idea to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 jump off a building, but a really good episode of gilmore girls was on so he watched that and after he had forgotten that he wanted to jump so instead he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derwood Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...he dreamed of being in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and then jumped in his Mack truck and drove... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfreak101 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ...To Las Vegas so that he could kill himself on Manhattan Express, but when on it he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 wanted to talk to a therapist, made an appointment, the therapist sent him to a psychiatrist, which said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 you need to eat more fiber because your crap is the size of....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woah_killa Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 a penny, so i took about 2000 metamucil (sp?) tablets and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derwood Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 ...and rode a Vekoma until my colon exploded all over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 and then i said "oh sh!t" and started to walk towards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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