Teddymonster Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 "I'll be Charlie and you all can be my angels...Except you. You can be Bosley." ~ Peter
CoasterFanatic Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 This one killed me the first time I heard it. Â Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?
ParkTrips Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 That Sea World one is great! Â And all in favor of "Effrum the retarded rabbit"..
WalrusMan Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 Bartender: "Hey, is he 18?" Brian: "The drinking age is 21." Bartender: "Oh."
dandaman Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 And, Jesus, doing his hand tricks from the new DVD... Insert self sounding theme music! Oh man, I just died during that part.... Â My favourite Family Guy moment ever. Â Me and my friends do it all the time now.
Teddymonster Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 And, Jesus, doing his hand tricks from the new DVD... Insert self sounding theme music! Oh man, I just died during that part....  Rob  That had to be one of the funniest things I've EVER seen in my life. I too, died laughing at this (and now I want to live again, oddly).
Homer Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 "Cut, Print, Gay." -Brian, after filming Stewie doing a documentary on the South American tribe on a recent episode of Family Guy.
arrowfanman Posted October 5, 2005 Posted October 5, 2005 "If I were offered a slave, uh, I'd say no." -Brian
batmanfan612 Posted October 6, 2005 Posted October 6, 2005 "I love all people, but especially black people. If I could take all the black people in the world and put them on a farm..." Â I probably laughed for about 5 minutes after that.
ParkTrips Posted October 7, 2005 Posted October 7, 2005 "Over? What are you talking about? What kind of talk is that? It's un-American. Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? No! Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's money in failed oil companies? No! Did he quit after knocking that girl up? No! Did he quit after he got that DUI? No! Did he quit after he got busted for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No! Did he quit..."
robbalvey Posted October 11, 2005 Author Posted October 11, 2005 "I met her last summer when her dad hung himself but I was too shy to ask her out. *sigh*"
MSLSM Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 "I love choclate, but I can't eat it because I will get fat: but it's soooooo good."
Scaparri Posted October 11, 2005 Posted October 11, 2005 "Now, I wouldn't... I wouldn't exactly say I want to kill Lois... I just don't really want her to live"
ParkTrips Posted October 12, 2005 Posted October 12, 2005 "I met her last summer when her dad hung himself but I was too shy to ask her out. *sigh*"  Nice save, I was worried it had died  "Oh yea, would a mentally retarded guy hire a drunk driver to level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results?"
Florida420 Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 " What you can do for me is wipe my button........with one finger......in a circular motion..............and don't you look at me!!!
TheStig Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 "What's your fat ass doing here?!?!" Â "He's my only means of convayence, but I guess I do spoil him sometimes" Â "Thats right you do!" Â Â Colin C
Florida420 Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 Peter sitting at the "Clam" explaining to Cleveland what he saw when he walked in on his (Clevelands) wife cheating on him. Â Peter " I walked in and they where on the couch going at it, like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam..." Joe " Peter that's enough" Peter "no hang on Joe, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.." Joe "PETER!" Peter " bam, bam, bam, bam..( Peter looks to his side) Bamm Bamm? Bamm Bamm (ya know, from the Flintstones) "bam, bam, bam" Peter (looking to the other side of Bamm Bamm) " Emeril?" Emeril Lagasse (with his signature hand movement) "BAM!!!" Â P All " I wont let this thread die, no, never!!"
robbalvey Posted October 20, 2005 Author Posted October 20, 2005 "I just had to do some stuff for a guy in the parking lot....by the way, does anyone have some Scope?"
ParkTrips Posted October 20, 2005 Posted October 20, 2005 LMAO!! Â "I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper: ten years later..bam!! Herpes."
ParkTrips Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 "I'm gonna go draw boobs on the etch-a-sketch" Â "Go ahead, they always come out square"
Scaparri Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 "hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked yes."
ParkTrips Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 "yea, well go tell this cigarette to shut the hell up"
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