Woman marries ferris wheel.

[thrillrider]

I bet this marriage will have it's ups and downs. ..ok, end of bad joke.

[Comeagain?]

That's just twisted.

I agree about the ups and downs.

She seems head of heals for him.

Maybe she'll go skydiving on the honeymoon.

Maybe society will come around to it.

He'll have to show some restraint.

At least they know how to operate well together.

 

 

And if you've ever operated a Chance Skydiver: I'm sure the strange noises will be nothing new...

[yankeeman311]

Someone can legally marry a ferris wheel but not someone of the same sex. Florida logic folks.

[JonnyRCT3]

^Exactly!

 

Ban same-sex marriage, but I can marry a Ferris wheel!

[downunder]

I'm guessing she was on the rebound from a relationship with Barry H.

 

 

Whatever happened to Barry, or more precisely, what institution is he being held in?

 

I think the spark might be lost when she realises the relationship keeps going round in circles. Maybe she'll cheat on ferris with a random zipper to spice things up?

[Wily J]

We are keeping Barry heavily sedated, and he's being studied by our top men.

 

Top Men.

[Philrad71]

Perhaps she also swings and will take a chance to round up a real monster where she can undo his zipper and play with his wacky worm?

[thrillrider]

^ post of the day

[DoinItForTheFame]

So a lady can get married to a ferris wheel... in a state... where to people of the same sex can not get married??? Something is wrong here...

~Matt

[thrillrider]

^ Yea, and also in a country where members of congress make a million dollars plus a year with free lifetime healthcare, while our solders that risk there life for our country get hardly nothing....End political rant.

[nannerdw]

When they asked for the Skydiver's signature on the marriage license, she just rubbed some bearing grease onto the paper.

 

Now let's see if she tries to file a joint tax return with her new spouse. At something like $3-$5 per ride, I'd imagine it makes a pretty decent salary.