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Granted, but Millenium Force becomes so intense that it causes G-LOC.

 

I wish I lived closer to my local park.

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Granted, Cedar Point announces a relocated Chinese knockoff SLC called "King James".

 

I wish that Valleyfair would get a high quality coaster in 2016.

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Granted, but they make the ride so intense that people return to the station unconscious.

 

I wish there was something to see at the movie theater.

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Granted, but 45 minutes in the screen freezes. ( this happened to me before, it really sucks)

 

I wish that There were more amusement parks in Minnesota.

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Granted, 7 new parks open. But they all have one coaster - A Prototype 1983 Vekoma Boomerang with 1975 Arrow Dynamics Trains. The park's only flat rides are a Huss Troika that only allows people exactly 44" on the ride, a Schwarzkopf Enterprise that has a large piece of sand paper as the roof for the cars, a Huss Top Spin with no restraints, a Go-Kart ride where the carts glitch and crash into each other causing explosions whenever one cart gets too close to another, a Intamin 2nd Generation Drop Tower which is the best ride in the park so it always has 3 hour long lines, and a Huss Frisbee that always breaks down. The parks don't have vending licenses, so no food is sold. And the most disgusting, the one bathroom stall at each park was a victim of a helicopter accident. A helicopter hit the bathrooms, and broke the roof and walls open. The helicopters were carrying cow manure at the time and it spread everywhere. There was a huge explosion, and the parks don't want to clean it up. One person even got a bucket of red paint and wrote Apocalypse on the remaining section of the outside wall.

 

I wish for a buffet of food

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Granted, they make up a bunch of false, GP-ish facts about the transformation instead.

 

I wish Minnesota had more amusement parks.

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Granted, but they are just a bunch of kiddie parks with nothing for adults to ride but the bench!

 

I wish New York state had a Six Flags park that's under the "Six Flags" brand!

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