Game: Careful What You Wish For

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but only the first 5 people who joined the site have access to them

 

I wish abhfbbfdbvhnjkgfnskdlfnkldng

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but abhfbbfdbuhnjkgfnskdlfnkldng (find the difference)

I wish TPR had a Cedar Point smilie

[RollingCoasting]

Denied. Hey, nobody ever said we couldn't deny the wishes

 

I wish people were as active on SFGAmWorld as they are on here

[ImNotOneOfYou]

the next user adds a twist to the wish to make it backfire.

Granted, but TPR members become so active people at SFGAmWorld seemed inactive again

I wish I didn't wait so long to go on my first hypercoaster

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, you waited 20 years to ride an RMC and it closes forever when you get to the front of the line

 

I wish I wasn't running out of ideas for wishes

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but nobody else can come up with a wish and the game ends

I wish I didnt waste my time on Mean Streak when I went to Cedar Point

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but instead you rode Mantis all day

 

I wish for another week of summer

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but it has the weather of winter

I wish Knoebels would get a Space Shot instead of a drop ride

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but it has more down-time than a Deja Vu

 

I wish for someone to make me

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but you lose so much oxygen you lose contact with reality

I wish Cedar Point and Dollywood were close to each other

[onewheeled999]

Granted, but in shoving them together, an infinitely deep ravine formed in the ground between them.

 

I wish there was one more week before the start of classes!

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but you spend the days in the school. No classes, just in the school

I wish I had a Cedar Fair Platinum Pass for every year

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, you can only use it for kiddie rides

 

I wish someone would post in the Would You Rather thread

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but another thread goes silent

I wish I could see Cedar Point from my window

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but your window can't lock anymore and someone breaks in every night

 

I wish that I was good at RCT3 CS

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but you lose all of your coaster designing skills

I wish I ran a successful amusement park chain

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but all your parks are right next to airports, so you can only add coasters 20Ft Or less and they can't go underground either

 

I wish Ads didn't exist

[GCI Wooden]

Granted, but Google couldn't afford the cost of maintaining a website, so it died. (That's youtube too)

 

I wish that rides never broke down.

[rcjp]

Granted, but all of them would have their capacity reduced to half.

I wish all coasters were people eaters.

[VF15]

Granted, they literally eat people.

 

I wish that I was at Cedar Point right now.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, every ride is broken, no one is at restaurants or food stands and their locked so you can't eat anything, you can't buy anything from the gift shops, and the park somehow sinks with only you at the park because everyone else left

 

I wish I could drive

[GCI Wooden]

Granted, but you get into a crash and go bankrupt.

 

I wish that there were more GCI coasters near me.

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but they're all copies of Mean Streak

I wish Lightning Racer at Hersheypark had more airtime

[VF15]

Granted, but all of the non-airtime moments on the ride are brutally rough.

 

I wish my city had an amusement park.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but it has......

 

(Rides) The world's roughest Vekoma Boomerang that is closed more than it's open as the park's only roller coaster, a Scrambler that makes everyone throw up; A Train that derails into a lake almost everytime it operates; and a Huss Condor that always gets stuck on the top for hours as your only flat rides, an Intamin 2nd Generation Drop Tower that always glitches and the cars abruptly stop at the bottom resulting in your head slamming into the restraints as your only thrill ride, a frog hopper that goes up and down at a speed of 60 MPH and makes everyone sick as your only kiddie ride.

 

(Shows) Every show in the park is horrible, 5 hours long, costs $300 per person, and costs another $100 to leave the room (Includes going to the bathroom) and anyone how tries to leave is thrown into a manhole

 

(Park Service) Employees are unbelievably rude, Fast Pass is $100 (Per Ride), Food is spoiled, bathrooms smell and look a sewer, no refund policy on anything in the park, you break, you buy... 10 More of the thing you broke and you have to pay double (Even if you draw on a ride support, you actually have to pay for that!) , there are holes in the paths so anyone can fall in, and if you even step foot into a gift shop, you have to buy something or you will be thrown into a manhole (Same policy as the shows)

 

I wish for a slice of cake