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Except orange, I'm all out of orange. Pens bitch!

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"Now, drive over that cliff at full speed---don't even slow down," the salesman said.

 

[drives over cliff, car doesn't even stay together]the cliff was definitely there.

 

---From my test drive of the 2008 Land Rover LR2 last spring.

 

Eric

 

fixed

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Scientists prove that whales blowing air after surfacing contribute significantly to greenhouse gases, but everyone unfairly blames man made carbon emissions. Why?

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^ They say the same thing about cows and methane gas. But we don't do anything about cows. Well, I take that back---we eat 'em and make purses, wallets, and car seats out of their hide!

 

Eric

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I stopped at two different McDonald's locations today, and I got a large Diet Coke each time. Just not food. Except the second time.

 

Eric

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I just got banned from some forums because I'm not 18... which I think is stupid. I had over 1400 posts. Oh well... at least I won't get kicked off here!

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^Well... not because of age. Unless they change their rules... plus you'd be losing your only lesbian! well... not that I can see that there are any here.

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