Sir Clinksalot Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ONE GUY SAY TO ANOTHER GUY 1. Does my butt look fat in this? 2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis? 3. I can't stop fantasizing about Martha Stewart! 4. Yours is bigger than mine. 5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous. 6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably. 7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them! 8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commercials. 9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go bra-less. 10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.
CoasterCrazy Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 ^^LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Some one should make a ''10 things that you'll never hear a women say to another women'' thread!
Guest Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 But, Anthony! We say anything to another woman. LOL! Nice thread, and what's scary is I have gay friends that say that stuff!! :shock: Katie
disneygurlz2s Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 Great post Gregg, and so true.... I agree with Katie.... women say just about anything to another woman, with the possible exception of "check out the jugs on that one!" Can't think I have ever said that, although my husband would probably be thrilled to hear that come out of my mouth! Shari
AllisonY2K Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous. I think I actually heard that once being said among two guys. :shock: I agee with Shari and Katie...women say just about anything to another woman.
Ghost Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 ^^LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Some one should make a ''10 things that you'll never hear a women say to another women'' thread! and a while ago I read this somewhere Man; Say about 2000 words a day Woman; Say about 7000 words a day
Sir Clinksalot Posted August 9, 2005 Author Posted August 9, 2005 Shari, I have seen women compare other women alot. Even the jugs. And we have no problem with that.
Guest Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 I have actually done that! (the jugs reference) to an ex of mine. He almost fainted! lol :shock: Katie, yes I am BAD!, O.
disneygurlz2s Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 I have seen women compare other women alot. Even the jugs Ok, but we usually don't do it in a complimentary way, usually it's more of an envy thing, ie: It's usually a "Jeez, look how perky she is, wait till she has some kids and then they'll look like deflated balloons" Shari
Justin Adams Posted August 9, 2005 Posted August 9, 2005 and a while ago I read this somewhere Man; Say about 2000 words a day Woman; Say about 7000 words a day words. good. need more. *grunt*
zaneymon Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 Man; Say about 2000 words a dayWoman; Say about 7000 words a day I would so beleve that there is one very talkative girl in my class at school Zane "I swear she talks at lest 200 words a mintit" Williams
Sir Clinksalot Posted August 10, 2005 Author Posted August 10, 2005 You will never hear two guys asking if shoes or a purse match their outfit. Guys don't care if they match or not. Kristi "everything of mine has to match when I leave the house" C.
Wes Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 ^ They don't? Sometimes I try to match my shoes to my outfit, or at least my jeans. And I'm not gay, I swear.
DragonKhan Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 1. Does my butt look fat in this? 2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis? 3. I can't stop fantasizing about Martha Stewart! 4. Yours is bigger than mine. 5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous. 6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably. 7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them! 8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commercials. 9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go bra-less. 10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing. 2. I say this (hate beer, especially that American water) 4. LOL. Honestly, I think men say that just as often as women 5. Hell yes I say that! It makes no sense! 6. Hey, sometimes.... 7. I only have tools i need 9. They look so much better when they wear bras... 10. ??? I usually see men having much better sportsmanship than women... This is stupid... Any guy that is secure in his manhood can say that they say half of those things....
Jonathan Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 Agreed; let me just go ahead and say these two right now. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them! So there you go
AllisonY2K Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 And I'm not gay, I swear. if you are secure in yourself and/or don't care what people think, you wouldn't find it necessary to say that.
Wes Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 ^ Uhhh...ok? It was a light hearted sentence, not some secret revelation about the security of my persona. I love shoes. I use facial cleanser. I blowdry my hair. wes
smells_like_team_disney Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 I'm more of a purple-type myself.
Sir Clinksalot Posted August 10, 2005 Author Posted August 10, 2005 Wes you are right. Shoes do match and Gregg does match his shoes to what he wears. Plus if he doesn't match I tell him! Kristi "but do you match your underwear to what you are wearing?" C.
AllisonY2K Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 It was a light hearted sentence, not some secret revelation about the security of my persona. Ah the joys of online messageboards where you can't quite get the tone of people's reply. it's all good.
Wes Posted August 10, 2005 Posted August 10, 2005 ^^ Oh god no. Anything that is not visible is just whatever that is clean. My socks rarely match.
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