My First TPR Bag O' Crap!

[Sir Reedith]

Hello TPR! I'm not a familiar nor prolific poster on these here forums, actually more of a lurker than anything. But I'm very pleased to announce to you all that I've received my very first-ever TPR Bag O'Crap!

 

I was so excited to get my crap, which I didn't even know was coming (and I don't know why I received it).

 

First of all, though, the term "Bag O'Crap" is quite misleading... The supposed "bag" of crap was nothing more than a yellow padded envelope of crap. I know that "TPR Yellow Padded Compact Package Envelope O' Crap" doesn't necessarily roll off the tongue, but this is false advertisement my friends.

 

If I wished to do so, I could seriously take out TPR and the Alveys for all they're worth. The differences between "bag" and "yellow padded envelope" are quite numerous, therefore I could sue TPR for this horrifying case of duplicity.

 

Be thankful, Robb and SharkTums (whoever you are), that I haven't exacted my charges. May you learn a lesson and start delivering "Bags O' Crap" in actual bags. The next customer may not be so forgiving.

 

 

 

 

On a lighter note, what the hell is in a Lotte World Magic Donkey capsule? It looks like a gelatinous raccoon's head. Candy perhaps? I'm afraid to eat it, especially given the Alvey's suspicious past of deceit.

 

 

-Sir Reedith

[Y2J2003Y2J]

I don't know why you are complaining. I also received one of these Bags O' Crap and was happy with it. I might never get to some parks in my lifetime so it was cool to get a whole bunch of brochures from all over the world. The fact is you shouldn't be complaining about something that is FREE. Robb took the time and money to put together this stuff and you complain. I for one love my Bag O' Crap and would like to thank Robb and Elissa for all they do. If you don't like, send it back.

[TheRapidsNerd]

Ahh, I see. Could you look this way, please?

Zzzzaaaaaaappp!!

[ebl]

As for Sir Reedith's post, I call sarcasm.

 

Eric

[TheRapidsNerd]

Agreed on sarcasm, however the mystery of the Bag O Crap and it's wonderously random contents is part of the fun.

 

Besides, I'm in a zany mood tonight.

[Sir Reedith]

I don't know why you are complaining. I also received one of these Bags O' Crap and was happy with it. I might never get to some parks in my lifetime so it was cool to get a whole bunch of brochures from all over the world. The fact is you shouldn't be complaining about something that is FREE. Robb took the time and money to put together this stuff and you complain. I for one love my Bag O' Crap and would like to thank Robb and Elissa for all they do. If you don't like, send it back.

 

You mistunderstood my post. As Eric said, it was sarcasm. I ADORE my Bag (Envelope) O' Crap. Just harmless comedy (hopefully).

[jjeerr]

On a lighter note, what the hell is in a Lotte World Magic Donkey capsule? It looks like a gelatinous raccoon's head. Candy perhaps? I'm afraid to eat it, especially given the Alvey's suspicious past of deceit.

 

Might be sugar, might be...something else.

[robbalvey]

I will tell you that this IS an actual bag-of-crap (the yellow envelope is known as a bag in most countries, I fault Sir Reedith for his lack of worldy knowledge) as the Magic Donkey capsule does come out of the Magic Donkey's butt:

 

 

 

[SharkTums]

Which is worse, the fact that it came out of a donkey's ass or the fact that it was in Jeff Johnson's Tar infested mouth!?!?

 

[Meteornotes]

^Post Of The Day.

 

dt

[Sir Reedith]

^^ Take that out of context and use it in everyday conversation.

 

[Xmeister]

I just got my first TPR Bag O' Crap and I am so happy with it.

 

I got brochures from places like Happy Valley and Chimelong Paradise and Hong Kong Disneyland.

 

I also recieved the "America's Rockin Theme Parks" DVD.

 

Thank you sooo much Robb and Elissa. You guys really go above and beyond in how you run this site.

[Purplepills]

Given that one official definition of 'crap' is human excrement, I'm pretty sure you don't want to question the use of the words 'bag' or 'crap' too much or one day you might just get what you ask for.