AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - WEEK 5

[coasterdude5]

 

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

 

THIS WEEK WE SAY GOODBYE TO coasterfreak101.

 

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

 

For more information:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

 

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

 

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

 

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

 

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

 

CTU Agent

Tyler is a sexy stud that girls constantly seem to want to fornicate with. However, most girls eat mayo and if mayo is in their stomach then he will die. As Superman's only weakness is kryptonite, Tyler's only weakness is mayo. That said, Tyler makes Superman look like a little bitch. Chyeah.

 

Carnage

Paul recently founded his own country, Canaba. With his new found dipolomatic imunity, he trades W for P&M.

 

socalMAN123

Brent: The youngest member of the TPR Survivor, he has consistently out-performed people 10 years older than him. The most agile of the contestants, he can prove once again that he can outlast.

 

mcjaco

Matt - Protector of EPCOT, dishes out pain with a pleathora of Eric Idle insults, binge drinking, and rides on Iron Wolf. Give him a skunky beer, and face a wrath of evil you'll not likely live through.

 

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

 

 

Remember - vote for who you wanted killed off this week!

[chmilo24]

Your going down this week Tyler, you and all of your mayo.

 

I like the hidden poll results, it's a nice addition.

 

--Chris

[Kalepi_Konei]

I'm not going to tell people who I voted for I like to keep the hidden results hidden.

 

But I will give a hint as to who I voted for....

 

His name rhymes with mess.

[Wes]

Yeah vote for Tyler (CTU Agent).

[natatomic]

The hidden poll results freak me out for some reason. I'm very much a visual person.

 

Not voting for Tyler, though. Someone's got to stand up for the virgins in this contest.

[Carnage]

I didn't even know you could make a blind poll.

[Kalepi_Konei]

Crap you can't change your vote !

[DBru]

So are you going to add anything to this contest, or am I just going to have to keep voting for Wes...lol

[cfc]

The hidden poll results freak me out for some reason. I'm very much a visual person.

 

Not voting for Tyler, though. Someone's got to stand up for the virgins in this contest.

 

It's not about the virginity. It's all about the mayo.

[natatomic]

It's not about the virginity. It's all about the mayo.

 

Perhaps the two are related? Hmmm....

[Kalepi_Konei]

How come I can see the poll now?

[larrygator]

I voted for the kid that looks like he has Down's Syndrome.

[robbalvey]

Here's the deal...Natalie is going to win this...why? She has a

 

VAGINA

 

No one in this group is going to vote off a vagina. Period. I know I wouldn't and I have one here at home (two, technically...)

 

Natalie just now has to live with the fact that she's going to win this and thus will have to have sex with every TPR member that didn't vote her off.

 

She may be sore, yes, but it will all be worth it....

 

--Robb "Should I close the thread now?" Alvey

[Wes]

I have a vagina.

[rollerboy]

^ and ^^ Hehe you said vagina .

 

Hmm who to kill this week? Bye CTU Agent, although I don't know who you are.

 

EDIT: Actually saying that, I hate mayo more than any other food! Oh dear, what have I got myself into?

[coasterdude5]

Remember Robb, everybody's a loser in this game!

[Manny In England]

THIS WEEK IS DIFFERENT - YOU WON'T KNOW WHO DIES UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY!!! HAHAHAHAH

 

Is the Poll supposed to be hidden because I can see it.

[dandaman]

Here's the deal...Natalie is going to win this...why? She has a

 

VAGINA

 

Screw the analysts, this fully explains McCain's VP pick.

[natatomic]

Here's the deal...Natalie is going to win this...why? She has a

 

VAGINA

 

Aw, Robb, you gave away my secret weapon! I wasn't going to play the vagina card until it looked like I might be in trouble.

 

Oh well - I got something else I could use when the time comes. Make that TWO something elses. Wes may have a vagina, but I know he ain't got these bouncing beauties...

[Manny In England]

^ You'd be outmatched if we had some ACErs in the vote.

[dandaman]

If we had ACErs on the ballot, they'd eat all the mayo and Tyler would practically be granted invincibility.

[BelizeIt]

So is it safe to assume that someone has 'confirmed' that Natalie actually has a vagina? (she has been on a TPR trip Etc...) And she's not just some 50 year old sausage packer pretending to be someone he's not. A risque photo with a piece of TPR merchandise blocking out any non-pg13 areas would suffice.

 

Wes being a confused Hermaphrodite might help explain why he takes of his aggression at people on this board. That and of course the fact that he has no soul, and those without a soul are dead already. So help him 'move on' by casting your vote against tyranny, oppression and evil. Cast your vote for Wes!

[dandaman]

...That and of course the fact that he has no soul, and those without a soul are dead already. So help him 'move on' by casting your vote against tyranny, oppression and evil.

 

Are you a scriptwriter for Pirates 4, by any chance?

[coasterdude5]

THIS WEEK IS DIFFERENT - YOU WON'T KNOW WHO DIES UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY!!! HAHAHAHAH

 

Is the Poll supposed to be hidden because I can see it.

 

I thought it was supposed to be - I guess it's not!

[chmilo24]

^Yeah, when I voted yesterday I couldn't see the results but now I can see them. And how did you get it hidden?

 

--Chris