Pandabear1832 Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Hi Robb and Elissa! I'm still new to this site and I was wondering about that little sentence above everyone's pictures...the one that determines how much you love donkeys, how is that determined? I noticed some people love them, some (like me) say they are ok...how do I change what it says or is it randomly picked? I've seen some people with random stuff written too. I was just wondering. I love your site!
dr.gumbo Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Donkey love rating=Amount of posts Random Titles can be requested from the Title fairy in one of the sticky topics on this forum. Hope that helps!
Pandabear1832 Posted July 18, 2008 Author Posted July 18, 2008 Thank you! I was just curious. Who is the Title Fairy?
larrygator Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 At 30 posts your title becomes - I love donkeys At 100 posts your title becomes - Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast At 500 posts your title becomes - Donkeys are my way of life At 1,000 posts your title becomes Bonafide Donkey Expert The Tile Fairy is a 78 year old of unknown gender who lives in Magical Fariy Land. Other than the fact that the Title Fairy is perturbed by annoying and stupid people not much else is known of this mythical creature.
mcjaco Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 ^ It also bares a strong resemblence to a young Shaggy.
Wes Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 The question isn't "Who Is Title Fairy? as much as it is "Why and How Is Title Fairy?".
Carnage Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Try to catch the title fairy when he's all hopped up.
TPDave Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 He?!? The title fairy is genderless, and has been since 1972...
Carnage Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 ^ No, but the title fairy transcends time. It's kind of like human years vs dog years.
printersdevil78 Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 This website was around in the 70S??? Yep. Al Gore invented TPR before he discovered global warming.
Kalepi_Konei Posted July 20, 2008 Posted July 20, 2008 I thought that the title fairy had a gender but was unbenounced to the world because he/she/it was a virgin? Please correct me if I'm wrong...
TPDave Posted July 20, 2008 Posted July 20, 2008 Those are bold asumptions to be making about the being that you've just asked to change your title!!
Sasquatch Posted July 21, 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 We must bow down to thy title fairy of greatness! *HAIL*
Pandabear1832 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Posted July 22, 2008 Wow, everyone seems to love the Title Fairy. I saw the his or her thread, does anyone know who it really is?
TPDave Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Everyone knows who the title fairy is, they just don't know it... Apart from those that do
Pandabear1832 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Posted July 22, 2008 So very mysterious. ....Is it Elissa?I thought I saw someone say it was
Moose Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Was the title fairy neutered in some ride accident? Perhaps a standup flooress drop tower?
CreativeForce Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Legend of the Title Fairy In the beginning there was nothing. At least, god wished there was nothing since he had the biggest hangover in history. (History not being around so long since, duh, there was nothing.) “I think I’m going to hurl!” cried god and then proceeded to upchuck the cosmos into existence. And he saw that it was good. “Man, that’s a lot of space” thought god, “I need someone to talk to.” And thus god created Jeff Johnson. And he saw that it was, well, just okay. “So Jeff, I have all this infinite space to fill, what should I create next?” “Why don’t you create dirt and make a big clump of it hang over there.” Said Jeff. And so god created the Earth. And he saw that it was good. “Now what?” asked god. “Jeez,” said Jeff, “I gotta do all the thinking around here? Fill it with stuff.” And so god created all manner of plants and animals; birds, fish, bears and of course tobacco. And Jeff saw that it was good so he rolled it up and started smoking it. “It’s not enough.” Said god. “Why not?” asked Jeff as he smoked the 5th cigarette since tobacco was invented 10 minutes earlier. “The monkeys with the red butts are pretty cool and the meerkats have television series written all over them.” “Yes, but I think we need people.” “Whoa, wait a minute,” said Jeff crushing out his 851st cigarette. “People? Think about this god. I mean, some of them will be really great, but then you got the ones who are total douches, not to mention all the ones that fall in between. How will you ever keep them all straight?” “You have a good point there Jeff” said god. “Of course, I do. Afterall, I am older than dirt.” “I’ve got it!” said god, “I will create the Title Fairy. The Fairy will be in charge of passing judgement and accessing a persons worthiness. They will have absolute power in granting a title to everyone who asks. Just don’t piss them off.” And so god created all the peoples of the earth, followed by the creation of the Title Fairy. And he saw that it was all good. So be good to others because the title fairy is always watching.
TPDave Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Post of the year? No more question need to be asked in this thread now...
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