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Haha i'm not racist lmao! I just don't like Polish seasonal workers. I really do wish it was them getting let off and not the nice Ice Blast op! I'm not angry as such... It was like 4am when I started writing and I think I picked up on all the bad bits of the day. It was actually alot of fun taking the piss out of Polish people all day, and Pizza Hut was a welcome treat with their buffet. <3 I'm so glad I only go to themeparks with groups of friends. If i'd been on my own that day it would've been LAME. The Valhalla ones were quite good actually. They Always try to fill up the boats and even get people to jump over the fences in the station if there's a group at the front... Aka US with like 40 people in the queue... Haha.

Dammit. They all know we're coming for them now.. Fresno will be British soon!

Hmmmm. What to say...... F-ING RUDE RIDE OPS. I'm glad Amanda is sacking 70 of the Polish B******S! I got shouted at so many times during the day for doing absolutely nothing... One guy even told me off for leaning on the airgates saying it would cause them to lose Air Pressure and the whole ride would have to be closed.... HMMM Shame they're electric on the Nash. TWAT. UGH rant over. The weather was loathing it today. Really it basically rained all day which explains the lack of photos and crap quality. I have no idea what order these are meant to be in... And frankly I don't care. Gorgeous Pain-Max Big One Sludge.... Really the whole ride looks dirty Yeah these people are riding Pain-Max Big One in the rain... Stupid people... And where am I... In the queue... Yeah the ride really hurts in the rain just so you know. Feels like you're being whipped and stabbed. Back row over the drop was just stupid. Felt like i'd been kicked by a horse. .... Don't know what to say... Apart from GUTTED to the people on that train So that picture was take from the Irn-Bru queueline. Yes I ACTUALLY had to queue for this ride... The first time in EVER?! I've never in my life queued for it before.... GRR. Atleast the queue gives nice views! Hello Rollercoaster with a lack of restraints. I do enjoy the ride so much. Why on earth is there a door at the top of the station... And what's in it? Hahaha the PMBO station sucks. You can't use Mobile phones, Digi Cams... Or iPods..... =\ We all got told off for taking photos of our friends and that in the station... Apparantly it makes the trains fall off the tracks or something stupid. So we took lots of photos in the hope we wouldn't have to ride! Snaaaaaake Have-a-Lunch was flyyying. Really fun ride apart from the lack of breathing space by the end. Overcrowding rules So there you can see zee Rollercoaster, the Pain-Max Big One, STEEPLECHASE, and the Chinese Mazes. Basically Blackpool has the highest concentration of rides than any other park i'm betting. Btw the mazes totally get you lost. Well they do to me... But I don't have a sense of direction. =] See those people on the Pain-Max Big One... They just got slammed forwards by the totally killer brakes So yeah. WHY Blackpool ever designed the ride to have that MCBR is a joke to me. They never run 3 trains so whats the point... Also it literally slows you down to 5mph... So the helix of DOOM becomes the helix of bunnies and cute animals. See that turn in the bottom left? On the yellow track it totally makes you fall out of your seat. The lack of restraints really make this ride one you could actually die on. Hmmm Steeplechase in the rain.... The brakes don't work... You go really fast.... And basically its hold on or DIE. The station looks wicked I think. By this time i'd been dripped on by the steps above me in the Irn-Bru queue.... QUEUE!? Dare I make the obvious point.... HI ELISSA These two peoples heads are about to pound each other REALLY hard. They actually did aswell. I heard it from the stairs. The brakes really go OUCH. ... <3 Effects <3 Valhalla was AWESOME. (With a Poncho).... I wasn't prepared to get DRENCHED on a day like that. Nearly all the effects were working and it was an awesome ride.. I do notice that it is all a bit random... But then again everything is at blackpool.... I remember seeing the ride being built and thinking it was a coaster. The front of the "cave" wasn't there and they were hauling in this big red ass coaster track into place... Apparantly it's old PMBO track holding it up! See those two people on the back row, WITHOUT ponchos... Yeah they're about to get OWNED Basically if its under 20C wear a poncho. The ride is so stupidly wet your undergarments (or parts if you're going comando!) get soaked. Change of clothes is advisable! Hmmm other rides that just CBA to take photos of... Wild Mouse.. Yeh I can't have kids anymore. If you've met me i'm small ok. Like 5'4 I reckon... And my friend Lucy is a bit taller than me but larger in size. Like i'm stupidly thin aswell. And they make HER sit infront of ME. I mean christ sake you DUMB POLISH PEOPLE. Cant you not see i'm about to get killed? Big Dipper. = AWESOME. I LOVE IT when its running all fast and well. Airtime = nice and not 'that' painful, although the hill over the entrance needs to be re-tracked BADLY. And the turn around just bashes you to death. Irn-Bru in the back row. EJECTOR. down the drop I no part of me was on the floor/seat. Ass was up and legs in the air aswell. WICKED. I actually greyed out on the loop aswell! I lost all the colour from my eyes and I wa slike.... woah.... Grand National.... Yeh so the ride really needs to be looked at by Blackpool. They've managed in one off-season to RUIN it. They can't run 4 trains because the brakes are totally wacked up. It takes ages to unload/load because it shuffles down the platform... Then it doesn't stop in the right place so you have people confused about where to sit and then kids run into your seat because they think it's better than theirs and you shout at them to get out..... The ride itself was amazing. Ejector in most places.. I was at the back and haven't got the front in the new cars yet.. I really should try and get it someday! I don't think we did alot else... Ohhh Log Flume... Yeh PLEASE remove it now. It's so bumpy and it hurts going round the corners. It runs along the floor of the trough for most of the ride. And stupidly the smallest drop gets you the most wet! Off a 5ft drop a wave literally poured into the boat and would've drowned me if it wasn't for the Poncho! Mental Note about Pepsi Max Big One.... Bet you if it was sponsered by Coke it wouldn't suck. I think that's it now... So yeh. I know that's like soooo not as good as my last Blackpool photo-trip but today was so much hassle with the camera and the weather. It just wasn't worth the effort. I'm sorry I didn't take any more Valhalla photos Nicole but... Tbo you can't. Taking a camera on-ride is just ASKING for it to be destroyed by the green water and the outside is pretty lame.. Hmmm. Final thoughts... GET RID OF THE POLISH WORKERS!!!! Honestly they drive me insane. We only had one nice ride op who asked if we were that wierd coaster club.. She got told next time we'd spend our money at Alton... hahaha. Bless her she talked to everyone and was even trying to convince my friends daughter that Ice Blast was fine to go on. (she bloused) not sure why cause Ice Blast is pretty LAME as far as Shot Towers go. once again POLISH WORKERS SUCK. Worst blackpool trip ever. I went to Southport on sunday so i'll get a few photos from that done aswell. If you want to see Blackpool at it's finest... http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27029 Feel free to bump it up.

On some website a long time ago there was some concept for a Pirate themed Watercoaster by Mack. Seeing as how Blackpool ARE removing the Log Flume and the Turtle Chase has gone it's fairly easy to assume they're using the space there. And a water coaster would be really fresh and new. As much as I LOVE the Log Flume (on a hot day) it's very bumpy and really smacks into the corners hard. I'll be glad to see something new. NOT HAPPY about the Turtle Chase being removed....

Alot of people close to Cedar Point are saying it isn't an Aqua Trax..

I can do Spain yaaay. I'm sorting out all my university stuff atm, and I have to vacate my room by June 23rd so that should be all awesome! I'm basically only looking at Spain + Italy now... I'm a student. Money is hard to come by..

Schwarzkopf / Jet Star 2 models. I got a bruise on my ribs from the Black Hole @ Alton while it was still running. My friends first (and only) ride with me on it. And she forgot to hold on during the brakes. The thing is now DEAD. Hahahahaha. Gutted. http://www.rcdb.com/ig799.htm?picture=15

Aww and it was about me. BUMPAGE

Ok so these are a few that were shot today! Please excuse the blushing oddness. Moments before that photo I had my legs behind my head (Pilates or something?... I want to say Pirates!) So here's me and Kat! We went to this shop, and I think our conversation slightly corrupted these two children Waiting to get a Metro into Manchester that morning! They rule. And they look like they're made out of Lego! In my friends uncles studio pad thing. It was quite wierd and cool at the same time!

First one in the cinema was intense. Second one not so. So i'm guessing this will be pretty watered down and crap?

^ I'm now consuming that. I'm VERY HUNGRY. And only 8 stone. Fantastic!

Why is it called Axe.... It's Lynx over here! And it sucks. Burns well on your hand though!

^ I'm eating that atm.

Blackpool is pretty much confirmed to be getting a WaterCoaster from Mack to replace the Log Flume.

My signiture is complete.

Tbo as long as it looks good on them I don't have a major preference... Blonde is a bit nice tho..

That's totally awesome! I just got my Rct3 working again. I will wanna start making some stuff again! The X-car has some phunky inversions

Hey Im Left Handed...That Really Hurts... HEATHENS. We must burn you! Have a pound to make your heart thingy feel better!

We've had alot of layoffs with big companies like Rover going bankrupt recently. I hope she lays off the Avalance Ride-Op team. THEY SUCK. Urgh so rude!! Literally shouting at people to move down the platform.

Cassie - Me & U

Left-Handed people are sent by the devil! [/victorian mode]

I went there and the water park next door in 2003. It was such fun. Granted I was with a great group or friends. I loved all the slides and things in the Aqua place. The huge one took me so long to go on cause I hate steep drops. Offtopic slightly, I think you were unlucky with Gardaland on your Europe Trip! I went there in 2004 and had an amazing time!

Women drivers..

Added note, be careful in the Paris stations. Me and my parents got hopelessly lost beucase we went through a ticket machine with our metro tickets, and couldn't get through the gates into the railway section of the station because we didn't have our tickets yet.. And the ticket machines were back through the one-way metro gates... We had to walk out of the station and go back around... Take up 30 mins of our day! That was at Nation I think. Stupid french people!