Guy T. Koepp

^Same! I should have Hugo in the next day or two.

Hey, if'n you all got Chomps the Zombie, he is slowly decomposing as the weeks go on. Also, he is now animated, and quite entertaining. Here's to hoping other things animate soon as well.

I did spend clams for the Predator. Cause... ...well... ...It's Predator! He is quite the awesome character, and he drops Banshee tears faster so you can get the second round of prizes. I decieded to do the second set of tasks with the banshee tears in reverse. So I saved up and got Meg first, then I started working on the other prizes. Slutty Kitty Meg is quite entertaining. Just be sure to have Connie available as she seems to play a part insome of Megs tasks.

The internet is a anonymous biological cesspool of inbreeding morons. Unfortunately it is successfully outbreeding the rest of us.

What? It's like an old timey filter that you overlay in photoshop. Those arn't the real colors. They have been inhanced in post. The real colors are much more muted than that.

Still working on Mayor West. Need 8 oranges, 7 sausages, and 1 kitten. Sent Diane to the spa for 24 hours of relaxation from killing. Still keeping Peter busy with Terror Dogs. I want to stockpile bones as I don't know if you will need more in the future. Tom dropped his keys in the toilet, and I sent him to retrieve them. Now he is out investigating dog waste. What is this cologne quest? I just reat that last paragraph back to myself and It sounds like I lost my marbles. But you all get it, right?

Just sent Lisa out Trick or Treating. Saw some Alien Gremlins running around my town. When I tapped them they threw probes at me. I am now confused as to what to do. For some reason, when I visit other Springfields, there is nothing to tap, and I when I tap on an Alien all it does is snarl at me. I'm gonna go bust some ghosts in Quahog.

So yeah. Just barely got my catapult yesterday and said "Fu@k it!" and updated to the Halloween expansion. Wrote a strongly worded letter in some EA forum and moved on with my life. Started building Kang's building but have to wait on Kang's task as I had put him on one aslready yesterday morning. Should be able to start that task this morning on the train. I'm just not excited about this right now.

Just got Diane and Tom Tucker. Both have individual quests to start them off, but it looks like there will be some kind of sexual tension, murder thingy that's going to happen. Can't wait. I was able to release Peter from his Devil Dog spree to now start his Ghostbuster quests. He is currently tracking down Slimer. Next up, Buddy the Gargoyle. I kinda wanted Chomps to do something. They just stand there. Perhaps there is a future quest to bring them to life. Ah well, got Diane well before her time ran out. That's at least something.

Oh My God! Oh my God! Oh My God! I won! I won! I won! I'd like to thank the academy, my family and friends who have supported me through this whole ordeal. And with all the other talented individuals in this years pool... ...well... ...it's totally unexpected. I'm honored that I have been chosen for this great honor and I promise to uphold the high standard of class that TPR expects from all it's participants. I'm... ...well... ...Oh God... ...I told myself I wasn't going to cry. But here comes the waterworks. We collectively as a community have to realize the importance of education! Without that, we are nothing. If it wern't for the educators that have molded me into the person I am today, I would be nothing. This is a great honor, and I can't thank you enough! Remember, if you dream big, you can achieve greatness! Now Jarett, January, it's late, and I told the babysitter you could stay awake untill my category had been called. Well... ...Daddy won! Now off to bed with you both. I love you guys! I will see you tomorrow night. And Alana... ...what can I say. You have been there through the good time and the bad. You supported me and told me to continue when all I wanted to do was quit. There are not enough thanks for you on this earth. So you will have to settle for a deep hard dicking later tonight. I love you HunnyBunny! Oh, and my agent, whatever the fu@k your name is. Thanks. I guess you did something. But probably not much, as I was the one who did all the work and all you did was get me a fat dick load of cash. Enjoy that 10% bitch! It might be your last if you fu@k up a deal like you did last week. And to my fans. You are the reason I do what I do. I love you all! Thank you! Thank you, thank you! You like me! You all really like me!

Just got the Ghostbusters sign. Will get Diane this evening. Yay! I really like this expansion as well. It is a lot of fun.

^Chuck, that made my day. I haven't seen that clip in years! God I loved SCTV. Thank you.

I want to be you so badly right now! They call to me! They dance in my dreams and taunt me with their hotness! Fortunately for me, in my dreams I end up satisfying them all. Much as it would be in real life, if I were you.

^Good riggers! I work in film and television and these riggers are the best. Most of them can eyeball their pick points. Ooooo! Sorry, we don't call them riggers anymore. It's a derogatory term. They prefer Aerial Suspension Specialists. A.S.S. for short. Most of them are A.S.S. masters. The best in the business.

THIS! Do what you want to anything in the area. But I will start an on line protest if they take away the hot Norwegian chicks! I have a great Idea! Besides FROZEN, what else are the Scandinavian countries known for. That's right people! PORN! Can we get a FROZEN hentai attraction! That way we can satisfy all the masses. Putting the characters from FROZEN in Norway, and still keeping EPCOT distinctly adult. I guarantee my first destination every time I visit WDW would be Norway.

OK! I am right. I was just raiding other towns, and when I came back to my Springfield, it said i had acquired 10gp. Yet my gp total is only 5 higher. I now sit at 29,895. It's as if only half of my gp are going into my account. Fu@k You Simpson's! You money grubbing, premium currency dangling, bad math Mutherfu@kers! Halloween better be angry anal sex good, or I am out! Fu@K! Fu@ity Fu@k! Edit! WTF! Are they using new math? When did 29,895 + 28 = 29,908 I am getting raped by this game! I'm legitimately pissed. Has this been going on all along? Has anyone else noticed this? I'm mad! this is bigger than shenanigans! This is highway robbery!

I did sort of slow play this update at the beginning, but not a late start or anything. And not that slow. I had usually been checking in a couple times a day to see who had attacked me and to pillage other towns. I did at first throw as many nerds as I could at one town, but quickly changed my tactic to one town nerd per building and letting them sit. I'm confident I will eeek out the second to last prize today. However the Homer Barbarian trophy is way out of grasp. Again, I was checking my gold math and writing it down as I have been playing the last few days. For instance, this morning when I logged on, I had 29,482 gold pieces. When the game loaded, it told me that I had acquired 634 pieces over night. That should have put me way over my 30,000 gp mark. Yet, as of now I sit at 29,890. And I have had several attacks on my city this morning that I have also collected from. My math and their math is in stark contrast.

If all goes well, I should have Diane by end of day today. I'm not going to play this quest lazy at the beginning like I did with that god awful Simpson's Clash update. Fu@k you Simpson's! Your Halloween update better be amazeballs!

I have got to get to this park.

I don't think I'm gonna finish this update. What did I do wrong? Did anyone else actually do any of the coin math? I kinda started monitoring it the last few days and my numbers don't match the total I think I should have. I'm kinda pissed as I don't think I played this update that poorly. I am a long way off from getting the Barbarian Homer statue.

Got Ghostbuster Peter late last night and set him to the task of taking out Devil Dogs. In a race now to get the crazy chick, but should be alright. I went ahead and used clams for the graveyard, so that is helping with getting stuff for the cauldron. I have been building my clam arsenal for this kind of update.

I really love these colors. I'm glad they didn't go with the standard red or orange. It's gonna really pop if they paint the coaster back to it's nice bright white.

I'm hoping that transition is nice and snappy!

Cough... ...meaning Californians... ...cough!

I almost have Tom, but I just started the Adam tasks.