Guy T. Koepp

I wanted to be anonymous but the zombie strippers weren't eligible for gift options so I had no choice. Glad you liked them! I couldn't get over the severed arm holding the money! I thought that was too perfect, lol. And I was at Dollywood on Saturday, too! Thank you so much! I absolutely love everything! I am going out to a craft store today to buy one of those little clippy arms, paint, and a magnifying glass so I can paint them up right. I will post pictures when they are done. And I love the severed arm holding the bills! That's the first thing I showed Alana. Then she pointed out that 2 of them had pasties as well. See people! The magic of Strippers bringing a family together. It's a ChrisHanKwanSivus miracle! I hope you had a great time at Dollywood Saturday. Aside from the drizzle the first half of the day, it was a great day to go. The threat of rain definitely kept the crowds away. We walked on everything and got great seats for the shows without having to wait.

I think it still has a chance. Perhaps they are doing a complete make over like DCA? As God is my witness! HRP/FMP will live again! A bigger, better, failure than before!

How do you unlock this Jasper person?

It's funny how many different ways people have done Secret Santa gift giving. Every one I have participated in previous I have had to guess who my giver was. Until this time, I have always found trying to guess who my SS was, was half the fun. This time, my Santa's name was on the order sheet. No biggie, I just find it interesting how many different versions of this kind of event there are.

Thanky!

So I have the train station upgraded, but I haven't actually activated it yet. It's waiting on me tapping on the check mark. What should I wait for before activation? And the mall Santas definitely drop stocking very sparsely. I've taunted 3 and gotten nothing from them yet.

I went to Dollywood this weekend. When we got home late last night, I had a few packages on my porch waiting for me. O joy of joys! It looks as if a ChrisHanKwanSivus miracle has happened! My Secret Santa has out done her/his self! I can not thank you enough for these amazeballs gifts! I can't wait to paint the figures and display them all on the great shelf of everything Zombie. Now I just need the apocalypse to happen so I can use the Zombie Slayer for it's God intended purpose! 3 DIE cast Zombie Strippers. They're like the three wise men that came to visit Jesus in the manger. The only difference is that they're strippers, and they came to me. Also this awesome Zombie Slayer sword! Which will go prominently over my Zombie mantle after I get a nice display mount for it!

I am just finishing up tunnel 7. Guess I got started a few days late.

What's with the CIA agents snooping around my town? And how do you find out who is sending them?

^Damn it! Too late. I sent all my gardners to clear land as soon as I saw it. Now I have to wait. Rrrrrrrr! May have to buy my last gardner.

^Is it weird that I glanced at that and saw, "I Love Powdered Sugar!"

^This is what I'm talking about. They have been all over the place with communication with their vendors and recipients. I just got word that the package that Alana wasn't to now get until after the 20th, may arrive today? Their employees must be backlogged like crazy, and are just sending out email responses left and right without knowing all the information. Thank God I'm going to Dollywood tomorrow. I can take out my frustration by anger riding coasters and stress viewing shows. Hopefully hologram Dolly will deliver. How can you not love HoloDolly? Get it? It's like Hello Dolly with the Holo for the Hello. You saw it here first people. That right there was comedy in action. I saw the apple sitting ripe upon the tree, I plucked it, and I delivered it right to you the fine reader. If you think about it, it's magic. A ChrisHanKwanSivus miracle in action. I spread the joy, and you all recieve the joy. I do it out of love. Merry ChrisHanKwanSivus to all!

Yeah, this is really weird in a not so funny way. I just got another email confirmation this evening that my package coming to me, shipped today. And should be here by Wednesday now. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Going to send out 1st 2/3 of gift tomorrow and the rest when it gets here. I apologise in advance to my giftee, whom so ever you may be. It's weird, cause Alana ordered a bunch of stuff on the same day from Amazon as well and two things arrived earlier this week, then she got notification Wednesday that one of her items wouldn't even get sent out until the 20th. I know it's the holiday rush and all, but they have been real spotty at best. And, they've been sending out conflicting emails which isn't helping the matter any. I have never had this many problems with them. And we get stuff all the time from them. Probably 1 or 2 packages a week. If it weren't for all the merriment, good tidings, happiness, and good cheer during Christmas, I might consider hurting someone. I know all this will pass, and my giftee will love what I got them, but it is frustrating. Sorry, I'm venting. I'm done! Peace on earth and good will toward man and all that crap!

I am really liking the look of this coaster. Gives me a good reason to get the family back to Holiday World next year.

^That just made my day!

I can neither confirm nor deny tha... ...yeah! I can confirm that AMAZON PRIME IS PISSING ME OFF! I was told the rest of my stuff was to be here before Friday, now I'm told it might not get here till Monday. Anyone else having problems with shipping this year? Come Hell of High Water, my Satanee will have their loot before ChrisHanKwanSivus! Or will I?

^Thank you so much!

Winter has come to Springfield! Woo Hoo!

Yeah, what is the tipping protocol for a robot arm? 1 or 2 squirts of WD40? I'd go as high as 3 if'n they were pourin' them drinks strong.

My final gift should be here by Friday. Should be able to turn it around pretty quick as I have the first part of the gift pre boxed, addressed and stamped. Or mabey it all went out today. Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

I got 2 of the last 3 wine boxes with 20 minutes to spare. Spent the 15 clams to get the fish. Got 10 clams back for getting the set. Not bad. Only lost 5 clams total for the whole update. Bring on Christmas Bitches!

I wait for no man!

Need 3 more boxes of wine. Less than 24 hours left.

I wonder about the randomizer program for games like this. Cause it seems to me that stuff never drops, then BAM! Suddenly you get all 3 boas back to back at one time. Does anyone else notice this? Good to know about the fish as well. Now that I know he is not a playable character, his priority level has dropped significantly.

^As did I. Just got Fat Lois. Hoping to have Francine by 10pm tonight. Started the army of people working on Stans stuff. More than likely will have to use clams to get tha fish. So much to do and so little time. I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.