Guy T. Koepp

I made a terrible mistake. I went to coaster counter and found that I have been on 17 more coasters than I thought I had. My official coaster count according to them is 120. Guy "Cool, I got 17 new ones and went nowhere. Mabey I can get to 150 by year end." Koepp

^I will drink a beer in your honor. Guy "Any excuse to drink a beer." Koepp

It's funny you should mention this. The vid that I am currently working on addresses this issue directly. I must say, it is quite funny so far. A little gross, butt funny. Guy "Notice I said butt." Koepp

Oh! What about the Chicken Heart! Remember the Chicken Heart? That would be an awesome character. Guy "I loves me tha Chicken Heart." Koepp

When did Flash Gordon become a Justice League character? Let alone a DC comics character. Do you mean the Flash? Guy "Flash Gordon is a Sci Fi Character. I think." Koepp

I said it before, enclosing Flashback in an insulated housing would be awesome. Re-profileing the trains and adding some cool effects could give the mountain that sorely needed extreme dark ride. As far as flats. Your only preaching to the choir about that. They realy need 4 or 5 of them spread out among the park. Everybody always says that they don't have the space. MM has tons of space to put flats. Even giant flats. As far as the terrain goes. Used creatively like with Tatsu, Revy, and Ninja, the terrain could add elements that other parks could only dream of having. Think about a 200' Star Flyer or a 300' S&S tower ride in Superman plaza. To people riding that ride, they would feel like they were 400' or 500' off the ground. Terrifying! Any one of the old Monorail stops as well as the unused tram storage area could be torn down and the space used for a giant flat. Better yet, the tunnel through the mountain monorail stop would make for an awesome coaster element. The old Skyway station at the summit is begging for a cool ride in its place. Mabey a topple tower over the edge of the hill. Awesome! What I'm saying is that the mountain has tons of space if used creatively. Guy "Put me in charge of MM Imagineering." Koepp

When I saw that Guy was the last post AND someone had picked Coasterliar, I thought it was him. Sorry, Guy, for doubting you! OR: I didn't know ACEr queen Lisa Scheihin was a poster at TPR! (Sorry, Lisa! You're actually quite nice!) My God! Is my rep so bad that I need to be the TPR honorary LIAR!? I don't lie! I intentionaly mis-inform. There is a difference. A liar usualy believes his/her own lies. I know that I am intentionaly decieving the incompetent or gullible. For that you can call me an A**hole, but not a liar. : Guy "You cut me deep rollermonkey. You cut me deep!" Koepp

103. I am barely a coaster kid. Barely. I will increase it by a few this year. Probably not enough to get to the next level. Guy "I need to start finding all those out of the way places like Don & Monica." Koepp

This is going to be the kicker to an awesome weekend! Guy "There's no party like an Alvey party." Koepp

I know what this dream means. It means that Robb and Elissa need to run! Very fast! The other direction! Why can't you have normal dreams Barry!? All my dreams are normal sex dreams. Nameless tall hot Swedish chicks all oiled up and begging for me to please them. My God man! Who touched you inappropriately as a child? Please Barry, get help. Guy "This is a case for Dr.Phil." Koepp

I will be recording you recording people. Guy "never seen without a camera." Koepp

So what are you saying? Guy "Adventure city huh? I need those credits." Koepp

Guy Saturday. Sunday at 6FMM. Sunday evening, drunk in a gutter at R&E apartment complex. Guy "Ol' neckbeard." Koepp

Are you going to Solace? I am. However, I don't want to be a closet coaster enthusiast this year. It would be cool to hang with a group, but as I am so lame. I must beg for some one to take me in. Can you throw a dog a bone as I don't want to be the only single rider there this year... Again. Guy "I suck so bad." Koepp

So! Will my Extreme Playpass get me in to this event? If not then I will have to back out. I now may be flying in and out on the 17 as I am booked to work on the 18th. This is gonna be a great Schindig! I can't wait. Guy "I got nothing after that neckbeard thingy." Koepp

Speak for yourself! I am laughing so hard right now! I hate you Don, I hate you so very much. Guy "Neckbeard." Koepp

Don! I watched the POV portion the other day while I was working. Those Alpine slides are the shiznet! I can't wait to get me on one of those! Better yet, why do we not have any near here. Dude! those were awesome! Great Footage Don! Guy "Color me impressed!" Koepp

I think your labor costs are going far outweigh the costs of material to maintain either kind of coaster. Guy "Labor costs are some of the most expensive in almost any job Just look at a bill you get from your mechanic." Koepp

Please tell Becca that she seems very sweet. She is an incredibly attractive young lady as well as being extremely bendy. I'm sure there men lining up to get a chance to impress her. Extenuating circumstances aside, I would definitely be down with tha digits. About those extenuating circumstances... Generally Alana, Jarett, & January (my wife and kids) like to meet the girls I date first. I however, hope that I have not creeped her out too much and look forward to watching her wrap herself around a lap bar... twice. Guy "See you in March." Koepp

Dude! That looks painful! Yet... strangely erotic. Guy "Don't try that on Zonga." Koepp

The only two coasters that have inflicted any physical pain on me were... Desperado- Two bruised Lats, cause the fibreglass seats are very narrow and rub right there for me. However I must note that it took 8 straingt rides on it before any bruising occured. The George Forman flying grill of Death - (AKA Flying coaster @ Elitch Gardens) This one gave me a bloody nose. Guy "Everything else was an exceptable level of roughness." Koepp

^I still blame Vekoma. Guy "Let's place blame where blame is due."Koepp

Mabey I have a long neck or something. Cause I don't experience all this head banging that you all have problems with. My shoulders always rest comfortably against the inside of the OTSR and my head pokes out over the top. I dislike OTSR restraints mostly because they limit the floating feeling that I love sooooo much. Guy "I love to float." Koepp T A T S U !

Something didn't feel right when I looked at that picture. As if my spider senses were tingling. I thought it might be photoshopped. It still looks cool. Guy "If it's ready to be photoshopped. It's ready to ride. Thats what I say." Koepp WOO HOO ! POST # 500 ! I'M A REAL COASTER ENTHUSIAST! YEE HAWW!8)

Yeah man! I remember my first bong hit! I thought my friend Joeys teeth were chicklets. I wrote a song about it! 1st verse: Joey. Your teeth are so big. They remind me of a time, when I went to Tijuana, and some kid tried to sell me Chicklets. Hook: Oh chicklets! Your teeth look like chicklets! Not the colored ones! Just the white ones. Realy big white ones. 2nd verse: Joey, I gotta tell ya. You got nothin to be ashamed of. Cause you got good dental hygiene. Your chicklets are white, not green. Hook: Bridge: Dude I'm so F*** up right now. You gotta really big head! Please close your mouth. Cause your chicklet teeth are freaking me out. If I look deep enough, I'd say it was about first love lost. Not realy chicklets and teeth. Guy "Whad'ya think?" Koepp