Guy T. Koepp

I have to work in Vegas on Thursday. I'll stay for the all niter then bolt when i have to catch my plane. If I ride, I ride. Cool! If not, I'll just have to go on Monday. I will get to spend the nite on rock hard pavement, not sleeping, and singing weird coaster songs by the light of the moon. Oh well, at least I can sleep on the plane.

They have a slick track down by the Home Depot Center here in Cali. It's awesome! Your front wheels have great traction and your back wheels are bald so you totaly fishtail around every turn. You have to be 18 with a liscense to drive there as the go carts are more like real miniature cars with manual transmissions and all. They go real fast too.

T-Bars would be nice. I like the S&S lap bars too.

I just hate walking by them and getting sick from all the fumes.

Can we get a Woop Woop for upcharge rides!

Wow! This monster looks awesome! They still seem to be dragging their butts on construction. When does the park open for the season? Are they going to be able to work with the GP milling about? I look forward to riding this one.

The family travel season is getting ready to start. So I am sure you will see this run several times over the next couple of months.

Paramounts Carowinds is moving the whole park to Woodstock NY? Why not just sell it. It will cost less.

Yeah, I would love to see all these other pictures.

I think two of them are guys. Who cares! Their all hot! If I were single, I wouldn't kick a one of them out of bed unless they wanted to scrug on tha floor.

I feel for you! I too empathize with your sad and patheticness. I often have to travel the midways with only my children in a stroller. I look like the divorced/widower father that has the kids for the weekend. I can only imagine the thoughts that cross the minions of themepark attendees as I stroll along beside them. GP1 - "Oh look at that poor man. I'll bet he only gets his kids on the weekends. So he's trying to buy them a good time. GP2 - "How sad is that? That poor man and his two kids. Look at his face, I wonder how long ago his wife passed?" GP3 - "Dude, if your trying to win their affection, you shoulda taken them to Disneyland." GP4 - "Aww, Look at that sad man. What are they doing at Magic Mountain so soon after her death. Ohhhhhhhh! They were probably under insured." Oh yes, I see them looking down upon me with their lazer guided stares! Those bastards! If they only knew that I am married, to a living woman to boot. A porn star hot, ravenous, sex machine that waits every minute of her day for me to pleasure her. As a matter of fact, while you mock my seeming dispair. She is at home warming herself up for my impending return. I am merely wearing the children out so that they will nap soundly through all the animal rituals that will encompass the rest of the day. Think what you want GP. I am a man on a mission! Guy "Again, I feel your sad and patheticness. Even if it is merely fabricated by a less than educated General Public." Koepp Oh by the way, great trip report.

Don, you are the shiznet! I am laughing my ass off! Hey, why havn't you and Monica sponsored me for the Polar Plunge yet? I expect big things from you two. It's for a good cause.

Don't get me wrong! I love this photograph! I had wonderful sex dreams about it last night, and I'm sure that I will tonight as well! I'm just saying!

Biggest clue that this is an altered photo is first and foremost the key lighting. It appears to come from the upperleft hand corner of the picture as evidenced on 3 of the four subjects hair. The background and canopy are natural light from directly overhead. Hmmm? For some weird reason Belle has a soft hue that has cast no hairlight whatsoever, in fact, she has no shadows that correlate to tha other women at all. Because she is profile, her fills would have to have come from the side behind and between Snow White & Ariel. With their close proximity they would be casting a long shadow directly across her face. That shadow dosn't exist. If she was key lit from the camera POV left as it appears that she was. She should be casting a wicked shadow on Sleeping Beautys image. Again, no shadow. Where is the light source comming from that has lit Ariels back? Why are there no like light shafts coming from that direction on any of the other princesses. Did you notice that Snow White casts no shadow on Ariel and likewise, Ariel in turn casts no shadow upon Sleeping Beauty even though, where their key light is comming from would lend them to doing so in the tight proximity of this photo. Also, how are we getting those cracks of streamming sunlight in places that are previously shaded by the other princesses. Big hint! Bell and Ariel actually have depth of field between their shoulders and faces, while there is none between any of the princesses at all. In fact, they all are in sharp focus as well as is the background. That in and of itself leads to their being at least 5 different elements to this picture. If this photographer was that talented of a lighting designer to stage this, I want to meet him. Cause he has fully decieved me. So untill I learn how he lit this photo. IMHO it is an awesome chop job.

I am in no way calling you a liar! If the person who took it was a professional photographer I might like to have a conversation about how he lit the whole thing. He is either a complete genius, or an absolute idiot. It could be a real un-touched photo, but IMHO there is just too much evidence in the photo itself that lends it to being created. I will state for the record. I love this photo. I want to see many more like it.

^Are you honestly trying to pass that picture off as an un-shopped photo? I'm not saying it's a bad job at all. In fact it's a great job. But the shadows and ambiet light are all hitting from different directions. It wouldn't shock me if all four of them were layered into a foliage background. I applaud whoever created this work of art.

I didn't say I cared if it was photoshopped. I love it! If I had done it, all four of them would have been in princess lingere and groping each other. Oh, and BBQ sauce would have been in it. Lots of BBQ sauce. Oh! And Kim Possible. Mabey a runway, with some poles to dance on. On a side note. Robb, what happened to the site? Did it crash because so many horny peeps were checking out the Disney erotica?

^C'mon dude! You can tell this thing is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo photoshopped. That dosn't make it bad though.

I am so with Robb on this one. A little 4 on 1 action never hurt anybody.

^You too Huh?

Can I please go! I want to get kicked out of a park with you guys!

WOW! Throw Kim Possible, Alana, a little BBQ sauce, and me naked into this picture and you'll have the dream I just woke up from.

Excellent! Thank you!

Elissa, Some of my money peeps are asking for a recipt. Is this do-able?

Eric, You are a Gentleman and a Scholar! You didn't hear that from me! Wait, I wrote it. Gosh darn it! Me and my stupid ability to write what I think. Arrrrrrrrggggggggh! Anyway, you rock dude!