Guy T. Koepp

I will definitely be hitting both of these as I zig zag my way across country next year. Sweet!

Her names Kristi! That's so sad. She was such a pleasant young lady to look at. Oh well, moving on.

Derek Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I was hoping you would be able to make it. Your a tres' cool person to hang with. You will be missed. Mabey I will light a candle and float it across the lagoon in your honor. More likely though, I will forget to do so and just tip a little beer in your honor at the Sam Adams tasting pavilion. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Ice cold Sam Adams light! My mouth waters in anticipation.

All sounds good to me! I am definitely in!

He, he, he. Classic Wes!

Will IOA be used at all or will the event be exclusively at USF?

That looks awesome Craig! Great TR! Say hi to Mom and Pop for me. Give Eeks a big hug as well. I look forward to that POV.

^^^Just good swimmers I guess. Strong DNA! ^^Jarett loves to get his Summer Mohawk, I will pass on the good word to him. Yes, the new Shamu show is realy well done. It's a great blend of Whale tricks with alot of cool storyline videos to distract you while there setting up the next stunt. ^Thanks Eric! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

So I had relatives in town. What better way to torture them, than to drag them on a trip to Seaworld San Diego and Legoland! First up, Seaworld! LET THE TORTURE BEGIN! Everyones like, "Yay! Shamu is great!" Jarett's like, "Meh, I'm hot and sticky." Stay tuned for Seaworld Pt. Deux Oh WOW! Looks like it turned Shamu on as well. Oh... ...wait... ...that's just the trainers leg. Sorry. I don't know why, but watching the hot trainer slide all over Shamu's belly realy turned me on. After the giant Killer Whale attack, we were entertained by the young Killer Shamu's and their trainers. After lunch with Shamu, we were escorted to our VIP seating area where we were savagely attacked by a giant Killer Whale. I only had time to snap off this picture as it was diving behind those LED screens. Hey kids, pay no attention to the 8000lb man eating Killer Whale that is swimming within arms reach of you. Heck, I'm told it's OK for you to go in the water. After all, you are a VIP. Yo playaz! Don't hate cuz we gots ourselves VIP passes for lunch with Shamu and special seating for tha show. Alana, why are you trying to feed January to the Man eating Dolphins? They're MAN EATING! Next up. Man eating Dolphins. Alana, why are you trying to feed January to the Man eating Sea rodent! It's MAN EATING! Man eating Sea rodents! Alana likes to think that the drive reminds her of me. I don't know why. Must be love. Anyway, Seaworld. First up... I don't know why, but the drive to San Diego always reminds me of Alana. As do the majority of our days start, we headed for the usual stop to get us going. Ahhhhhh! Ice blended cafe' Mocha. Not that overburned Starbucks S***! Here are the torture victims. Aunt Eli, and her fiance James, and Grandpa-O. Oh what fun we will have with them. This is my soon to be supermodel daughter, January Rose. She wasn't allowing me to photograph her yet as she was still in litigation with me over her royalties from the last TR. This is my awesome son Jarett. As you can see he really isn't awake yet. But when he is... ...bring the pain! As this was a family event, I brought my family. This is my smokin' hot ass wife, Alana. We kept in touch with Kim via Radio as she was not invited. As I am the official photographer and videographer for my family, I will be behind the camera for most of this TR. So here is my pre-emptive obligatory signature move.

I find the streaming to work much better later at night. Probably less congestion. Even in the afternoon it still has never been unwatchable. Hope that helps.

^And... ...another fanboy is born!

Congratulations! That is wonderful news! You realy are a talented young man. You should be very proud of yourself. Keep up the good work. Enjoy your new job.

That was awesome! When does #7 ship? I think I pre-ordered it. I hope I did. That was insane! Why can't they run coasters in the snow here in the US? Oh well. Did I mention, that was awesome!

These are so funny! I wish I were that good with photoshop.

As allways, the trip report was awesome! Are there realy no existing Virginia Reels still working? Somebody needs to tell Knobels. They seem to be in the marked for re-inventing non existing rides lately. So Dan's wearing make up? Elissa looks stoned?

Derek "Deep Throat" Rx!

Don't feel bad, Barry, I feel like a dirty whore after reading some of the captions under pictures of me on the updates Wait a minute! You mean to say that the things that Robb & Elissa print below the pictures arn't exactly real. Well, there goes my pristine image of you and Lou. I suppose the next thing that will come to light is that all those things that Derek humps are photoshopped in.

^And they were talking about you in tha UK. That makes you world famous theme park talk fodder! Congrats! You deserve it for the awesome job you do.

Yeah, best to stay in the hotel. Wouldn't want to catch anything. Why didn't you mosey up to that chick by tha pool? Give her a little taste of the hype! As in Hypoteneuse. Oh, anytime your above the legal drinking age is a good time to start drinking. You gotta get your practice on for college. Can't wait to see the theme park pics. Is that where the Vekoma tilt coaster of death is located?

Jahan! This is awesome! Dude! I was born in Thailand. Haven't been back since I was 1 and some change. But it looks the same in pictures. Have you seen tha chicks that shoot ping pong balls out of their Va-JJs yet? Dude! I remember that like it was 38 years ago. Have you gone to a strip club yet? A lap dance costs like a dollar. It's awesome! Just remember to keep a barrier between you and the dancer. I find a rain poncho to make an adequate body condom. You don't know what those chicks have been rubbing their privates against but they sure have the sores to prove it. Oh, and lastly... ... BIRD FLU! AHHHHHHH! BIRD FLU! Get your shots when you get back man! Kim thanks you for the shout out. She thinks the slut that does her voice in Japaneese is too piercing! Mostly have a great time! The pictures are awesome! Are you gonna get any Thai coaster creds? Guy "Have a great time." Koepp

This thing looks kinda interesting. Kinda like a ski lift that has unlatched from the lift cable and free floated down. Does anybody know the speed on this thing. The on ride looked pretty decent. However, the offride looks pretty slow. I think the thrill of this ride will be in the height and the fact that there are very few supports. That in and of itself is a little un-nerving.

Poor Nicole. She's been relagated to Derek's girlfriend. Truth is, it's probably the opposite. I think Derek is more like Nicole's bitch! I know I wouldn't mind being dominated by somma dat!

Lou, you can't try to die. It always happens when you least expect it too. Just when you think your life is going great... ...BAM! Train! Kinda like that "Blasphemous Rumors" song by the Depressed Mode.

I'm so glad I came upon this TR Nicole. It was awesome! It's rare you get to see Derek rubbing his crotch on things. Awesome job. Congrats! I look forward to the rest.

^ I cry myself to sleep at night knowing these things.