Guy T. Koepp

I know you probably already have me on the list as I am a whore fanboy, but I will be there with my family in tow. There's no party like an Alvey party.

Gaffers tape! It leaves no sticky residue when you tear it off. I seen them duct tape cameras to their hands though. Looks kinda funny, But works real well.

That's just like me! Always trying to get out of OTSR! Oh, thanks for the Diet Pepsi Derek. However, I don't drink sodas. They make my teeth itch.

Oh, By tha by. CE VII is quite awesome! I think it's the best one yet.

Funny. He dosn't look Jewish.

OK, so Legoland! After Seaworld the Fam and I hopped a plane to the UK to vislit the park of little tiny plastic bricks. Here tiz. Of course we can young William Turner. After all, we are more than men, we are butt pirates. Legoland Pt. Deux tomorrow. But Captain Sparrow. We can't possibly do that. We are after all, only but men. I had a twin brother, but he was bad. So Daddy threw him through this wall the last time we were here. Daddy! Take a picture of me with Ice cream in my hair! Daddy! Take a picture of me with Ice cream on my face! OH S***! G**DAMN! MY f***ING NECK! SOMBODY PLEASE SHUT THIS MUTHERF***ING CONTRAPTION OFF! This is the ride that whips you around and spits warm goo at you. Just another day at the office for me. So while the relatives watched the kids ride the stupid horses. I decided to run off to go to the bathroom. He He! Yay! galoping horsey goodness! Mommy, where's daddy? Oh, there off storming the castle. So Technic coaster was fun. Guy, where are the kids? Did you lose them again? It's all fun in it's twisty turny goodness! Be careful! That first drops a doosie! Yay! 1st coaster of the day! Look out for that little guy on the sign. He likes to pee on ya. January, I am your father! F*** you old man! I'm gonna shove this here plastic stick up your ass. Jarett, I am your father! Well then pop. I'm gonna run ya through with this fancy lego lightsaber. So here we are in jolly old england. Woo Hoo! Legoland UK! Pip pip, cheerio, bangars and mash, knock me up in tha morning would ya? Jolly good, jolly, jolly, good show.

Haaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaa! That was awesome! Rich! One of the greatest TRs eva. Airilons, passing indicators, and Intimin Faaats forevea! So yeah! El Taco was awesome! My favorite new woodie! Probably my second favorite coaster of all time! Definitely the best coaster of the trip. Kingda Ka was just meh. I love the view down and the spiral. But the hill has no air whatsoever. Xceler8er is much better. Oh, not that I am much of a fan of the floorless coasters out there. But Hydra is by far the best of the 5 that I have been on. Oh, Dorney was awesome James! I enjoyed it much better than GAdv. But then again, if it wern't for ET and Nitro. GAdv would just suck. Horrible dispach times, and bad maintenance problems realy make that park suffer. If 6F wants to make improvements they should take a peek at the little parks. Every ride running smoothly, with awesome dispatch times. We spent 5 hours at GAdv and rode 4 rides vs, being at Dorney and riding everything we wanted twice in 3.5. Both places were packed, but the lines just moved. Same with Canobie Lake on Monday. I was at the park for 1.5 hours and I had 7 rides total. Including two on the corkscrew and 2 on Yankee Cannon Ball. Finaly, I would like to thank all my fanboys and fangirls for the limitless support they have given me over the past years. Without the continued harassment I would never be where I am today. I love you all. So, My version of this trip will hopefully be up in the next few days. I am working hard to finish Legoland tonight. Awesome Job Rich! You forgot "The Picture" though.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! That explains alot!

People often say that to me! I like to think of my self as the Steven Speilberg of the coaster community. I am currently working on my "Shindler's List." of coaster vids. Alana has forced me to have it done by October 16th or no Halloween trip for me. So expect it out in early October. Oh, Legoland pictures coming tonight after the kiddies hit the hay.

I hate you Rich! I hate you so very much!

I think I love Tusenfreud! Good thing you got on SM before it broke. I forgot Thundercoaster was there. Is that an Intamin woodie? Cause Rich and I just rode El Taco and it was awesome. If TC is anything like it. It must be grand. Awesome TR. I love that park.

Alright! Alright! Here is Seaworld Pt Deux. As I am flying to Boston and spending the evening at Rye Playland tomorrow night. I will have time to work on Legoland Resizing on the plane. I should be posting those Pics tomorrow. Anyway... ...Seaworld Pt Deux! I leave you with one more fireworks shot. Wait, that's some disease infested bastard blowing his snot all over my camera. Eeeewww! Tomorrow Legoland! Woo Hoo! More fireworks. We had a great time at Seaworld. I often forget how much I realy enjoy this place, and how nice the Busch Co. keeps their parks. Right after the night time Shamu show theirs fireworks. An awesome sight in the cool night air. They realy should call it House of contagious desease. As it is fairly chilly in the evening when this show goes on and all the wet people walk out of the stadium sneezing on you. ...REALY FRICKIN' WET! It's real funny to watch the first 20 rows get soaking wet! Ha ha! After Dinner we were escorted to our House of Douse dry seats. You see, it's Shamu's house. He like to get his visitors... Oh my God! No! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Gurgle! Another stupid victim sacrificed to the Dolphin Gods. You think she would have learned. NO! GET AWAY! THEIR EATING ME ALIVE! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! Next up was the Man eating dolphin show. I was so happy the didn't pick my kids to sacrifice to the Dolphin Gods. January says, "I give watching this ride a big wet O-tay!" YAY! Coastery Wet goodness! Jarett loved this ride. We tried to go again, but it went down for the day about an hour after we rode. Awwwww! See, I'm a big boy now! Woo Hoo! Finaly the coaster in this TR! Easy hounds! It's only Atlantis. Actually, I realy like this ride. More important. It was Jarett's first "Big Boy" coaster. Why do they have a sculpture commeorating the skinning of Manatees while they mate? If you know the answer to this question email Dan. Blah blah blah, Clyde. Blah, blah, blah, Seymore. Oh! the sea rodent was cool though. Yeah, it got worse! We left off with me standing hapilly infront of the Clyde and Seymore show. My God! This show blows. It couldn't get any worse unless it had a mime in it.

I better start workin' on my skilz! Oh Kim. What you do to me! You make my loins leap like a giddy school girl!

Hold onto your undies, I am currently resizing all the photos of the Seaworld day. I only have short bursts to work on this, so I'll ask you to be patient. It'll be worth it! Thanks.

Hi Kristie! So now you've moved on from talking vaguely about death threats to actually suggesting that you kill/maim Ryan... Interesting progression! Hoff, All you are doing is giving credibility to my Kris arguement? (cough) PSYCHO! (cough)

I'll be there this October! I'LL HAVE YOU KIM POSSIBLE! ALL TO MYSELF!

She's officialy called the "Hoffman girl." That's her name. Oh! this TR keeps getting better and better! Looking forward to the side trips.

^ So I've heard. If i go to that show I might just explode with joy! Part Deux will be this afternoon.

Kristie how old are you? You seem to be very well spoken. Which of course makes my heart swoon....pitter patter pitter patter... Ease up on tha gass turbo! Mabey time you took a cold shower.

So, having an "Auntie Kristie" would be a bad thing. I have a Cousin Kristy. Who's a psycho. So the educated guess would be absolutely! Or... ...RUN!

Between the screaming and the death threats, you are only giving credibility to my arguement. As for Christy being "follower of Christ." Your right, someone was very ironic when they gave that out the first time. How do we know that Satan's carporial name wasn't Kristine? Makes you wonder?

I forgot about that. I will have to do a sequel this year.

Those several reasons ARE what might make you psycho. The fact that your name is Kristie is just coincidental. It's just weird that those two facts seem to allways appear together. Psycho chick & the dirivitive of the name Kris. I believe I also stated for the record that my rant didn't include you, as I'm sure you are the exception to the rule. You, I'm sure, are a sweet, kindly young woman who I will affectionately call the "Hoffman Girl." Not the aforementioned Anti-Christ. So sayeth the Shepard. So sayeth the flock.

That's all fine and dandy. But it does not matter. Having the name Chris, Kris, Christine, Kristine, Kristi, Christy. Doesn't matter how you spell it or how you try to avoid having the name attached to you. If you have the name. Your a psycho hose beast. I probably have known, dated, went out with, have been related to, whatever... over a dozen women with that very name. ALL PSYCHO! They seem nice when you meet them, then theres the screaming, followed by the stalking, then the death threats! The seemingly sweet young thing has turned into Satan incarnate! PSYCHO! I tells ya! Pure evil psycho! Not that the "Hoffman Girl" is included in this rant.

Cool. Wait a minute! THEN GET YOUR OWN BEER AND QUIT ASKING ME TO WASTE MINE ON STUPID TRIBUTE SPILLS. Stupid Guy! Stupid! Stupid Guy! Volunteering to waste perfectly good beer on some one whos gonna be there already. I'm such and idiot! GOSH!