Guy T. Koepp

You went to an Egyptian meat massacre!

I think this is Elissa calling for mutiny of the website. Yay rodents! Spike! RIP! We love you and miss you. Doodle & Weezie! Yay not pregnant!

That's Randy Jackson. Michael Moore is the fat bastard that that made the documentaries. "Bowling for Columbine", and "Farenheight 911." They did a very funny parody of him in "Team America"

This is gonna get Ugly. Anytime you involve acers in cartoons, hilarity insues. Keep up the awesome work!

My fund does not discriminate! If you are in need of man boob implants. The money is there. What am I saying. That's just stupid! Why would I care what any man's boobs look like. If you were a real man (boobs and all) you would sacrifice your self for the greater good of female boobs. Who hurt you Robb?

Nicole, did you read this?? Another one to add to the list of possible ways we're all going to die on the trip. Why ya'll jealous bastards gotta go hatin' on tha UK crew like that? Can't we just wish them a good time and get on with our lives. Oh, it was Joey. Nevermind! He's just pissed because he doesn't get to make a play for Lou's credits. Ha Ha!

OMG! Julie! You have just brought up one huge dilemma. Those poor 6 breasts are going to be so manhandled by the end of the trip that all the girls will need implants just to keep them semi firm. I think that each grab deserves a $10 donation to the "Keep the Breasts Firm" fund. I'm gonna start selling off bodyparts for an English Channel swim. Only this time I will do it in tha nude! Oh, as this is a charity that is near and dear to my heart. Body parts will start off at $100.00 per area claimed. WHO'S WITH ME! Guy "Keepin' tha boobies bouncy! " Koepp

I had waffles for lunch yesterday. They were stupendous! See... change is good. Get over it h8rz! Guy "Don't hate the playaz. Hate the game." Koepp

Not intentionally. It just seems to happen that way.

Yeah! I'm gonna send over "Special" brownies for a whole bussload of Coaster Enthusiasts to consume. Then let them wander around stoned in the UK. Yeah. That would be funny. Wait a minute... that would be funny! I'd love to see those PTRs. The brownies are in tha oven.

Kumba ownz all these! It is hands down my favorite B&M that exists today.

Thank you all for the kind words. This was my first real trip report so I'm glad you all are enjoying it. I realy had a great time and met some realy cool people. I am finding more and more that having a good time at theme parks is more about the people your with more so than the actual park themselves. The rides are great, but the company you keep realy makes the experience that much better. So again. Big thanks go out to Bubba Z, Tom, & Dave for showing me around 6FGAdv. Also to Craig, James, Rich, and the Lovely Erica for their company at 6FNE & Lake Compounce. Oh, and I can't forget Craig's parents (Janet & Mark Keough) for insisting on me staying with them one night as well. You all were the reason that my trip was so much fun. Thanks again. You all are awesome people. Guy "Tito give me a tissue. " Koepp Oh! This just in. It looks as if I will be working a gig up in San Francisco in Late July/ Early August. Yay! More new Credits! Woo Hoo!

How many people are going on the trip? I want to make brownies for you all.

OK! So when we last left Craig he was holding everyones backpacks and fanny packs. Why is that? And to think the whold trip started like this? Good nite! FIN! Last but not least. Kim Possible! Yeah I got those credits! My little Peas! My adorable little girl January! She gives the best hugs in the world. Let me not forget my awesome son Jarett. Whom I missed ever so greatly. Getting Home! That's Alana for those of you who thought that Craig's sister was my wife. Yeah. She banged tha crap outta me that night. (Alana that is!) Good times! Good times! But... Unfortunatly, I ended up waiting for the chariot! It gave me time to reminisce of the events of the past few days. I came to this conclusion. The best part of a trip is... My chariot awaits! One last look at the Big Apple as my shuttle takes me to JFK! Ahhh New York. The smell of Ass will linger in my mind like the fresh scent of the sewage treatment plant. Traffic was fairly light and I made it back to NY with plenty of time to spare. Unfortunately I was E-stopped on the way out. That's an Elissa friendly stop for all those who failed to read previous posts. Well, seeing as I had a plane to catch out of NY I bid Craig, James, Rich, and the Lovely Erica Adiu. Oh this is my rental car with complimentary Lake Compounce mud. Lead the entire que in a chorus of Happy Birthday to Craig as his train pulled into the loading station. This is Steve the awesome ride opp. Not only did he keep the que in stitches. He also kept dispatch times to a record pace. This dude is (cough "raise!" cough) Awesome! (cough "raise!" cough) Beside knowing the cool signature move. He also... What better way to celebrate a non kiddie credit than another ride on Boulder Dash! Have I mentioned how f'ing great this coaster is? Well it is! This is proof of none of us gettin this credit. Know how I know? Cause' none of us are in the train. DUH! Oh... go Packers! Yay! Kiddie credits. What? I have no kids with me. NO CREDIT FOR YOU! Or is it the fact that Barry suddenly appeared and took a photo of her neck and ear? I choose the latter. Why does the lovely Erica look as if she is about to cry? Is it the fact that the Vekoma and Jaws yanked away the ornamental bolt on her earring. Vekoma catch car. With teeth! The ride opps called him Jaws! How appropriate. Vekoma! Vekoma! Vekoma! For some weird reason, Craig has an aversion to them. He swears that their a little rough.

Uhhh... That's not my wife. That's Craig's sister Erica. Yes, she's HAWT! But Alana is hands down the booty to beat! This is my wife! Giddy Yup, little dogie! I loves me somma dat! And dat loves me in return!

OK, I have a little time as I am between errands and waiting for a phone call. So here is Day 7 Pt. Un Enjoy! We woke up early and made a couple of quick rides on SRoS. The way every day should start in my opinion. I will not bore you with those pics as we have seen plenty. I will say, if you havn't ridden it yet, and you have the means. Get up there and do it. It is an awesome ride. So we made the short trip to Lake Compounce. Craig, why are you standing there with all of our bags? The answer to this and many... well a few... ok, a couple... or... no other questions will be answered this evening in Day 7 Pt. Deux. Next we rode Thunder and Lightning. If you've never ridden a screaming swing. I highly reccommend it. It's lot's and lots of fun! Like my chins. All three of them. Fly like the wind Boulder Dash! Fly like the wind! And you know what. It does! I loved this coaster! OH MY GOD A TROLL! Fly Boulder Dash! FLY! Or is it an Imp? Oh well... FLY! Yeah guys, I'm a Married Man (With an awesome wife! Love you Alana! Mean it!) A sexy cheerleader girlfriend. (Love ya KP! Mean it!) And a hot chick nicknamed eeks next to me on a wooden coaster. It don't get any better than this. Here's one for all the lift hill enthusiasts. I'm told that there are Trolls and Imps in the forrest that like to taunt all the little boys and girls that ride. It's twoo! It's twoo!! (for those in the know, that's a Blazing Saddles refference) DUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE!!! This ride looked awesome before I got on! YESSSSSSS! The reason I came here! I had heard the rumors. Is it twoo what they say? I need to take this moment to apologise to Rich as he was at the park before us and I failed to call him when we arrived. Sorry Rich. Lets go ride Boulderdash! Wildcat. In all it's Garfieldy goodness. See the lake in the background. Lake Compounce. Se the guy in the seat behind us. Supermodel Craigers! Yeah guys, she's sitting next to me. Jealous? BooyaKA! Yes it is! Anyway... first up. Wildcat. The big... uh... Garfield of rollercoasters? She threw it right back inta my grill! Wow! Brains, beauty, and an attitude. The only way this chick coulda been more awesome is if she were a brewmeister for Samuel Adams. Oh, I almost forgot. The newest member to our crew. The lovely and talented Erica (eeks) Keough! Yeah, I know... don't tell me. She's H to tha A to tha double U T! HAWT! Oh yeah! I showed her my signature move. Did you know that Lake Compounce is America's oldest Amusement Park. I did. I have no idea how I know these things. I just do. Superior intellect, or insanity? You be the judge. Yeah, I know. Weird guy in a Corvette. See... Lake Compounce in all it's Lakey, Coumpouncey goodness. Yay!

In response to the last two posts. Yes! I do need to do some credit whoring. I'm trying my best. Hell, I added 21 in three days. What? Thats not enough for you? Fine! Mabey I'll just have to go visit James Dillman with his generous credit whoring extravaganza up there in the Ohio area. You think I'm thretening? Well... I am. I just booked 27 days worth of work through August in the last 5 minutes. Seriously, I am feilding phone calls as I write this post. But I want to get up to the Ohio area and be a whore. Anyway... I need to run Errands, but I will post trip day 7 this afternoon.

Yeah, My steel coaster count is 122. I am desperately lacking in tha wood.

^ That would be my guess. Honestly there is no comparison between Thunderbolt and Cyclone. That would be like comparing Superman to Poison Ivey. T-bolt easily is the better of the two. In fact, it would definitely crack my top ten if not the top 5. Mmmm... lets see. 1)Boulder Dash 2)Thunderhead 3)Ghost Rider 4)Gwazi 5) T-bolt Remember, I only have 21 woodies to my credit though. So I don't know how far down Cyclone would be. Anyway. T-bolt was awesome! More so because I had no pre-concieved idea of how it would be.

It worked in well with the story I was telling. Besides, that's the kinda stuff I love! It cracks me up! Had an awesome time riding with you Rich. We'll have to do it again the next time I'm back East.

OMG! The single most disturbing photo ever on TPR. You two should be proud! The only thing this man sandwich needs is a slice of deep fried Elissa in tha middle. I will sleep well tonight.

Well, it's been a long day. I'm finaly getting around to finishing the 6FNE pics. I want to give a huge shout out to Craig's parents for refusing to allow me to stay in some cheap motel where I might have been solicited by some two bit New England trollop, wanting to have sinful ways with me. Wait a minute! Why would I want to thank them for that? That's what I was hoping for. Just Kidding. Thank you Janet and Mark Keough. Your kindness is much appreciated. You have a beautiful house, an awesome dog, and two wonderful kids. But enough of the thanks! On to 6FNE Pt. Tres'. Take that soft taco! Who's your daddy! Yeah! Oh! You want somma diz? You can't handle the truth! E.T. phone home! Good nite and good luck. Tomorrow... Lake Compounce! Woo Hoo! Go to Taco Bell for dinner! Mmmmm! Processed, Americanized, pre fabricated, freeze dried, Mexican food substitute! An awesome end to an Awesome day! As evidenced by the permagrin tatooed upon my face! We bid Rich "good evening" as he was joining us at Lake Compounce the following day. There was nothing left for us to do but... Any way! More rides! More Spin and Puke! We all pretty much covered the entire park again. Batman, Mr. 666's spin rollercoaster, Cyclone. Oh, and the ariel tram for kicks. It was a day well spent! Oh! This is that guy that every park has that is obsessed with one ride. It's an OCD thing. Like that dude on XL-r8tr at Knott's. They have to ride the ride a certain number of times or they can't continue on with their day or something like that. We More Superman-y goodness. I think it has become my favorite steel coaster. Seriously... this ride realy is super man. Oh God! Kill me before I get too punny. Ha! I did it again! Yay Thunderbolt! Did I mention this ride was awesome! Well if I didn't. It is. NO MORE FLAT RIDES! I CAME HERE TO RIDE COASTERS! LOOK, THERE'S A COASTER RIGHT THERE. LETS GO RIDE IT. Oh, OK Guy. How about a Drop ride to settle your stomach. How does that make you feel Rich? Uh James... I don't feel so well. OMG! It's the George Foreman Greasless Spin and Puke ride of Death! Some chick realy did toss her cookies right in front of James and I. Sorry, I don't have that picture. Or mabey spin and puke rides! Spin and Puke! Spin and Puke! Rich caught up to us fairly late in the day. I had already gotten all my credits... so... what to do? Uhh... Let's start at the beginning. Yay, SRoS! With extra added superheros. Who is this crazy cat waiting for us at the exit of Cyclone? Why it's Rich! Not of the Big & Rich kind, of the SFNE2005 kind.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Great stuff! Keep up the good work. I anxiously await #9.

I remember it like it was yesterday! I was on an Austrailian walkabout somewhere in the outback. An Aboriginal Shaman asked me if I wanted to experience a spirit walk. Having never tried any hallucinogens before, I said sure. He then puored me a cup of tea and began his ritual. As he was babbleing some stupid mumbo jumbo about Sweedish Lesbians, I was over taken by the presence of a cherub. The cherub took my hand and lead me throught the cosmos. He showed me the moon and stars. All the planets lined up in a row. I was overcome with love and appreciation of our world and cosmos. It told me that I must do something to help save the planet. I must give back what I have taken from it. The cherub then laid me down on the comfort of the warm clay soil and bid me farewell. I awoke several hours later feeling dejected and confused. I spent the rest of my walkabout pondering the vision I had earlier in my trip. For two weeks I labored on this vision. Nothing! I could make nothing of it. Feeling the weight of the world on my shoulders I returned to southern California. Two weeks later I went to Winter Coaster Solace and heard a couple of guys talking about Theme Park Review. So I checked it out.

Actually Guy, She's the head of operations. Not in PR Thank you for correcting my ignorance. I have made the obligitory adjustments. Darlene. You run an awesome park! And now Part Deux! Cyclone! In all it's Cyclonie goodness. But wait! Who's that mystery person waiting for us at the exit of Cyclone? Stay tuned for Part Tres' tonight. Yay! I would not be denied both of my East coast Cyclone credits! As we got off Batman. (That sounds wrong) We heard a rumbling in the distance. (Not my Ass) Could it be? Yes! It is! Craig dancing like Mr. 6 in front of Cyclone. Yay! Bat credits! Kim! Is that you in a strechy neoprene bat suit? I know I've had your credits, but I crave them again. What's that you say? Oh Batgirl... in that case. Must get Batgirl credits! Must get Catwoman credits! Damn! Just out of reach. If she were three dimensional, I'll bet I could've gotten em. What better way to celebrate DDR2 than Batman. You know how I know it's Batman. That's right. I have a serious look on my face. As we all know, you can't say Batman with a smile. It can't be done. Try it. Seriously, Craig & James rock tha DDR2. They ownz tha game! What a better way to celebrate Thunderbolt than a DDR2 marathon! Check out these mad skilz! Thunderbolt in all it's glory. It may be old, but the ride it gives is still awesome! Good speed throughout, lotsa air, just a fun fun ride! I loved it! After lunch, I was ready for a woodie! Who isn't? I know... you've heard all the having wood jokes to last a lifetime. Wood, wood, wood, penis. See, It wouldn't be funny if I said "After lunch I was ready for a penis." Wait a minute... that's funny! Next stop... LUNCH! This is how we power stuff down in SoCal. You laid back New Englanders with your Clam Chowdah and Lobster Bisque. This is how a man eats! I'd never been on one of these. Awesome ride! What did you think Craig. "Oh, I don't know. I'll just jump around in the back here untill you snap the picture. After the blunt trauma headache provided by Vekoma. I decided to release the pressure a little.