Guy T. Koepp

Gore is good! No harm in that. Guy "Talk about a headchopper!" Koepp

Uhh, Are you guys a half day ahead or behind us now? I thought behind. But then you could already be into tomorrow. Oh hell, I don't know.

This is going to get ugly! Oooooo! Can I get decapitated? Guy "If I'm gonna go it might as well be dramatic." Koepp

OMFG! I get back from 4 days straight of work and what do I see! All this TPR UK meatnormous goodness! It looks like you all are having an awesome time! I am so jealous. R & E, so sad about the horrible Beast on your ride over tha Pond. Hopefully her incessant grunting didn't interfere with any mile high BoF. The video of you guys spying on Lou and Jeff was Hi-larious. Ya'll are a bunch of hopefull perverts. I wish I was there. Lou... ... lovely Lou. Your looking tasty in all your UK pornstar best. Keep up the good work. Or, should we say... ... the BAD work. If you play your cards right, you will have more penis than any girl ever imagined. Derek, we need more shots of you grabbing your crotch... ...simulating something coming out of your crotch... ...rubbing something against your crotch. You can never have enough Derek crotch. Speaking of Derek crotch. Where are all the pictures of the radient Nicole? And when you post them, you must caption them with some reference to Derek pumping something. Oh! Bangin' Rack Nicole! More sideboob profiles please Robb. Dan. Stop being the bag boy! Eat some sugar. Drink some coffee. Get wet! Live a little. Tommy & James. You just arn't acting ghey enough in your pics. What happened? Did you both get an eyeful of Lou and decide to come out of the closet straight? Barry, looks like they found a good place for you to sleep. Hey Rich. You thought I was nuts? You all look like your having a stupendous time! I look forward to seeing the rest of the whole trip. Get lots of ride time in. Dream of the greatest ride ever... "Sideboob w/ Nip!" The ride!

Yay! I'm not dead! Yet.

Oh, I just hope you'll maintain that love for my comics when you see what comes next. *cough* *cough* As long as you don't kill me off Dude! Have at me. I am fearfully viewing the new one now. Please don't kill me! Pleeeeaseee don't kill me! Guy "or let a ACER Joe sit on me and fart." Koepp

That's why they took them out. Cause they suck! Who wants a crazy Mother chasing you around yelling "Why don't you ever call?" or,"When are you gonna get married?" "Your gonna give me a heart attack!" "She's Goya! Phtoy!" Ohh, remember the Decks of Auschwitz on the Queen Mary? That was awesome, yet terrifying. The next year they replaced it with, The halls of WMA. Not as scary, but more annoying. The agents kept following you arround yelling, "My client won't do it unless he get script approval!" Ahhh, where did all the good Jewish Monsters go? Guy "There's allways the Gollums." Koepp

Denmark all the way! Carlsbad CA! Ownz!

That's cause he in lovvvvee! Either that or she won't give it up untill it stays rodents forever. No DWP or BoF for you Robb! Guy "I have the new KP on TiVo! I'm almost too excited to watch. I feel as if I'm going to Assplode!" Koepp

Dude, you have done it again. You always put a huge grin on my face. I gotta tell ya, my wife Alana and tha kids love these things. They are sooooo funny. Keep the faith FD. Your doing the Lords work! Guy "ACER Joe is F'ing Hy-sterical." Koepp

I can't wait to ride one of these things somewhere, anywhere.

Oh, your just pissed because they took out all the scary Jewish monsters.

HHN! Yay! It's never too early to start talking about Halloween. All the wonderful events throught the country. USH getting back into the picture. Knott's Scary Farm! Queen Mary Shipwreck! BGA Howl-O-Scream. MNSSHP. 6F Fright Fest! All the scary spooky creatures ready to jump out and rattle your bones! Women being allowed to explore their inner slut! It's all good! Guy "Every day is Halloween if you believe." Koepp

Goliath at 6FMM. The train goes from 55+ MPH to a complete stop at the MCBRs. IMHO I actually think it's the continuing momentum from the riders being thrust forward that carry it on it's way into the twister section of the ride. If you don't have your junk properly arranged. It can be rather painful. Guy "Junk meaning peas and carrots." Koepp Guy "Peas and carrots meaning your fishing tackle." Koepp Guy "Fishing tackle meaning your John Thomas and the twins." Koepp Guy "Oh hell! I'm talking about your dick and nuts!" Koepp

I was just there recently. Awesome choice in 6F parks. I had a great time with Craig (Token Yankee Guy). He is a great source of park knowledge, but he walks very fast. So put on your speedy shoes! I did a huge trip report about it if you want to check it out. I will try to create a link for you. Here goes nothing?http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25419 I hope it works as I am a complete computer idiot and this is the first time I am trying to paste a link. Have fun! SRoS is awesome! See, it didn't work. I suck! Here, let me try and fail again. http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25419 I did it! I did it! I've learned a new internet skill! Woo Hoo! I am that much closer to being dangerous!

I knew it! Joe's 4 wheel drive Ironman competition!

Yay! Order up!

I gotta chime in with... I have never ridden any floorless design that has just blown me away. I find the idea rather gimicky. All the ones that I have ridden are at best OK. It seems to me, rather than make a floorless that has all the inversions and similar layouts, why not try this concept as a Hyper coaster. It would be ultimately cool to have no OTSRs and only a lap bar to hold you in as you traversed the course of an airtime monster. I think the freedom of the open air seating would only intensify a 200ft+ drop. Don't be surprised to see this concept head this direction. Rumor has it that we might see it as early as on the Vdrop coaster at BGE. But that's just my two cents. WTF do I know?

Wow! First spinning tea cups now this. Is there nothing the people at Zamperla can't do? This thing looks awesome.

Screw the UK. There's an all new episode of Kim Possible on Saturday morning. It's like a sign from God that I was meant to stay here with my family and not go off cavorting all over the British Isles. I now know my place in life. That place is planted on my couch with popcorn in hand at 10am Saturday morning. So while you all are off riding coasters and grabbing boob credits. Think of me happily on my couch awaiting my lovely teenage cheerleader mistress. Oh KP, you coy kitty. What you do to me. So have fun! If you can. Guy " " Koepp

I told you this was a cleverly disguised ploy by Elissa to hijack the tag line! Rodents are cool! I have had many mice and rats and hamsters in my life. As of yesterday, I thought rabbits counted. I was clearly mis-shapen.

Awwwwwww! This makes me sad. RIP Rattums.

I see you trying to communicate with the rest of us. I also see you falling a bit short.

Dude! That's F'ed up! Rabbits are more closely related to horses than Mice? If that's the case. I need to harness my little guys up to a budweiser wagon and see what they can do.

Are rabbits not rodents? My bad, I thought they were. See, that's why I'm not a biologist.