Guy T. Koepp

Count me in as a judge! You all can email me the contest entries! Please remember, that you all will be judged againt Alana's rack, as they are the absolute pinnacle of breast perfection. I kid you not. Judging will be on a scale of 1-10. Alana's being an 11 and therefore excluded from the competition.

Holy crap Guy, I think I just peed my seat from laughing so hard! I do what I can. When in doubt, I choose Depends. They keep my winkie dry.

^Hi, welcome to the site. Forgive me if I sound rude, but... ...Have you read the Terms of Service yet? If you haven't, you should, or your life span here will be very short. We all look forward to hearing more from you.

My God! I'm away from my laptop for 4 days with the Governator, and the Dali Lama and we get 2 new comics! What an awesome way to get back into answering my email! Sweet toons Flipdude! Caseyfish strikes again! Woo Hoo! What is your new superheros name. Oh, by the way, nice rack!

Alana and I are sitting here in our office laughing our asses off! That was hysterical! Flipdude, you have out done yourself again! You captured the essence of Robb in a nutshell. What essence you captured of Elissa... ...I don't know. But it was absolutly, gut wrenching funny! You never cease to amaze me!

^Dude! I love the Matterhorn! It was my first "BIG BOY" rollercoaster. I still have very fond memories of a military nite back in 72 when I was there with my whole family. I was scared to death! Finaly at about 5:30 in tha morning my Aunt Lynda said, "I'm riding the Matterhorn. If you wanna go, nows the time. Don't make me tell your father you were a chicken s**t!" So I went. I laughed, I screamed, I pissed the seat. And the enthusiast emerged like a phoenix from the ashes. A child was brought forth unto you a geek emerged, for all to see. And Walt's hands came down from heaven and placed themeth upon my trembling brow as I heard him orate, "Go fourth Guy and rid the world of the un-imagineative, and calous. Create weird and childish videos that make no sense whatsoever, but, are real F'ing cool. Especially ones that have puppets with big tits. Cause tits are awesome! Um... Uh... I mean challenge the creative mind and create your own ride experience where there is not." I cried as a baby does, when it is seperated from the breast that it suckles, as his hands slowly drifted away over Sleeping Beauty Castle. "Remember Guy. Rememberrrrrr..." So... ... I got that going for me.

I don't get it. I love Knott's. I always have a great time when I'm there. Could be that I have a great time where ever I go. (Cause I'm Awesome! ) Knott's never fails to dissapoint. I have always had good experiences with ride opps. The chicken dinner is way freaking good. Haunt Rocks! It's just an overall nice place. I too remember it from when I was young. I loved it then too. It's still a fun place to go. I'm there at least once a month. Pay no attention to Joey. He's just sore that they didn't invite him back to work Haunt. Seems they didn't need any evil midget elves this year. Besides, he works at USH. And honestly, I haven't gotten a season pass there in over 3 years because I have a miserable time when I go. I hope to God's they don't F up HHN.

I only go to parks with my kids. They are 6 & 3, so every ride is a million miles high and goes a million miles per hour according to them. I just laugh, smile and say "Your probably right." Then let them re-ride Goliath Jr. Guy "Ahh to be 6 again." Koepp

Well... ...It appears that the Matterhorn is back in rehab. Is it just me or does it seem that this ride is in rehab all the time. I'd swear it's half the year.

Where in the hell is Valley fair? Is it going to be close to Nashville? If so, I'm there! If not, then I'll have to make a snap judgement as to if I want to travel to VF and get those 7 credits. Afterall, it is 7 whole credits. As well as braging rights. The coaster looks pretty cool. OK, you talked me into it. I'm there. Close or not.

Indeed, Fakeland would be the ultimate place if it weren't for it's horrible, horrible secret... It has a boomerang. ...I just consider Boomerangs the lowliest forms of coaster life. At least the little old kiddy coasters have history. Oh my God! Say it ain't so!

Hi Julie! Awesome TR. So glad we could hang with you for part of the day. I can't wait to see the video of Jahan and me doing our homage to the banned kid on goldrusher. Real sad to here about all the yacking that took place after we left. I'm glad he fealt better and was able to join you for the rest of the day. Anyway, It's late, I'm tired. It was awesome meeting you! Both Alana and I look forward to riding with you again soon. Take care and keep up the great TRs.

Why does Ryan allways look hopped up on crack! He's got those wild swirly eyeballs. Kinda creepy.

Flipdude, you have out done yourself. These are the greatest things ever! Caseyfish is classic! You truely flatter me and inspire me! As allways, never stop! These are the greatest!

Awesome TR. Very funny. I love it when people create a story around their photos. Nice work. On a little side note. I'm so sorry to hear about your bad LC experience. I totally loved this little park. I will agree with Robb in saying that it is a 2-3 hour stay. Half day at best if it's busy. Oh, I love Boulder Dash! Easily one of my top 5 wood. A little rough in the back, but the front is smooth as buttah! Guy "Boobs and Ass shots always make a TR better." Koepp

It would be awesome for DW to get two coasters in two consecutive years. I don't think they'd try and put in two in one year. I could be wrong, and have been on many occasions.

I am there! I don't know when, but I'm there! I'm gonna be at Knott's on the 1st with Alana. But this dosn't start untill the 13th! Woo Hoo! This October is gonna kick some serious ass!

I think it had to be taken in the summer of 76. That was the year it opened. Colosus is nowhere to be seen in the background and the Mountain Express was still standing. I love the way it is all shiny and white. Man that was a great coaster back when it first opened.

Thanks for the update Jahan. It dosn't look like I will get to the mountain untill Fright Fest. So the update filled in nicely. I want to point out that you do an excellent job of being tolerant in your persentation of MM. It almost gives off an air of sadness when you do these TRs. Is it because you know how the park can be? or, is it in hopes that the park will once again be returned to that state? I love MM and love taking my kids there. I know how the park can be. It upsets me that it realy can be a beautiful, fun place to go to. It realy just needs a little TLC. I feel that in and of itself would boost morale and make the whole park going experience enjoyable. It seems that all of Shapiro's talk was only just that. Talk. Only time will tell. It seems that several of the other parks have already announced their new plans for 07. I wonder what will be the new plans for the Mountain.

^Dude! I am so jealous. I would love to live where you do for a week.

I love the "Dallas doing his best Chineese kid screaming" impression. He looked just like the South Park kids when they all turned into Chimpokoman fanboys. Funny stuff. It looks like you all had a great time. My God! Those kids are growing up fast. When did Jahan come out of the closet?

Opinions are one thing, but you don't need to flame some one for theirs. Just simply state yours and go on. As you just kindly did. Oh, and sorry to double post.

Yes! And the easiest way to do that is to ask questions from other people in the coaster community, in hopes that he dosn't get a smart assed answer. Or get verbally chastised for it. I'll bet that your shcool teacher has often thought, "My God, could this pompous child create a more stupid statement or question?" about something that came out of your mouth several times. Heck, I'm thinking it right now.

More like stupid answer. Not to mention a poorly structured sentence. But what would you expect from a know it all 17 year old. Factual information? You spew copious ammounts of usless drivel from an over active, over emotional, hormone infested mind.

Why are you harping on this poor dude? He asked a simple question. It doesn't matter what the question is. He was making an observation based of what he had seen. No harm in that. Just because he/she is not the coaster efficianado that you obviously are, does not give you the right to bag on this person. Hell, if you didn't already alienate yourself to this person by being an A$$hole. You might find that they are a totaly cool person and that they might be awesome to ride with somday if you are in their area, or if they are in yours. Guy "I've spoken my peace. Now move on." Koepp