Guy T. Koepp

The question on everyone's mind is how the massive dump went? Can you beat 3 lbs in one sitting? You go (to the bathroom) Robb! Guy "Happy Anniversary you two love birds!" Koepp

Keep up the good work Robb. The pounds are melting away from your body like butter slides off a huge stack of syrup covered pancakes. Damn it! you losing weight makes me hungry. Thanks Robb, you leave me no option but to go have a midnite snack at waffle house.

I don't care if they change the name to Dog Poo the ride! It's a GCII coaster that looks like Kentucky Rumbler and Thunderhead had a demon spawned love child. The fact that they decieded to crap out their evil puppy sex monster in So Cal only makes it better! I for one can not wait to ride Terminator Salvation, Toy Story f**king mania, Dog Poo the ride! I don't care what they end up calling it. Guy "Guy the ride!" Koepp

John great pictures. I have been waiting for someone to report about the convention this year. thanks for taking the time to do so. Oh, that was GCII Joe! Do I win anything? Guy "Planning on going to Vegas next year, cause nothing compliments coasters more than strippers." Koepp

^ Robb, How many Lbs did you lose yesterday?

I am but a vessel people! The power of TPR and it's only begotten son Robb compels me! I can not take credit for ya'lls change. You have seen divine grace and have been driven to change your wicked ways. Bask in his glory and your pounds too will be shed from your body. Eat of his fruit and... ...he he he! (I'm telling you to eat of his fruit.) Guy "Just a TPR apostle. Probably Judas? Only time will tell." Koepp

Hey Mister Ubersexy! In case you were wondering, bringing sexy back is hard work! It's not a 1 to 1 day ratio for some of us. It's more like 1 day to 1 week ratio. (Or month as the case may be.) We all don't have the youthful metabolism that some of you young, upwardly mobile, malnutritioned, recently engaged, Arizona residents have. Besides, if the Gods are with me. I will have brought sexy back by New Years Eve! In a completely unrelated topic. IMO Robb needs not lose pound one to be sexy. He oozes it. (Among oozing many other things.) It seeps from his glands like like a festering, pustulating wound. On a hot day, sexy runs down the crack of his a$$ like a flume ride. Sexy has many names, one of them being Robb Alvey. (Another being Gorgonzola, evil lord, master and ruler of the underworld. But it's a subjective list of names.) I for one am proud of our big lovable teddy bear. Even if he is trying to become a big lovable teddy twig. Unlike some other people I know. (Cough! Cough! Jimmybo!) I treat TPR not merely as a website, but as a religion. Kinda like Scientology... ...with coasters... ...and, dark rides... ...and... ...mouse ears. But a religion none the less. So if our lord and savior wishes to fast in the desert of Valencia for 30 days. Perhaps we all should take it as a sign of leadership and follow suit. Or just take it as a sign that there is the good possibility that you won't fit into Intamin lap bar restraints. Hence depriving you of some of the greatest pleasures on earth. I Guy T. Koepp, a self appointed Cardinal of the Church of TPR. Decree that all children of the flock, (even those that are slightly unfit) repent their gluttonous earthly, and ACEly pleasures. (That's junk food people.) Like our savior! Be WiiFit ya'll! Get back into that Intamin seat, and proudly pull that bar back without having to tuck it under the roll of jelly you call dunlaps disease! So sayeth the shepard! Guy (Keep up the good work Robb.) Koepp

keep up the good work Robb. I want to see you all thin and sexy by new year!

Want me to come over there and work your ass off tomorrow night and Friday? Perhaps we can hit the gym as well.

And look! Deja Vu is still running.

I love the cut & paste method. It's even easier when all you have to do is add the new coasters that you've ridden then rearrange the list to rank everything. Once you drop everything into word. It gets easier every year.

Hey ya Hanno! It was such a pleasure meeting you in Orlando. Awesome photos! I can't wait to see the rest of them.

I just got my submission receipts. I am official.

That's cool. As long as you don't hang her by her boobs I'm comfortable with death. Guy "Holy crap! I just realized I voted to whack Nat. I'm sorry?" Koepp

Not to mention that if you have a platinum season pass, they only cost $5 each. A really great deal on a busy day. They also use it for shows as well as rides. And you get priority seating at the shows. So I think they are very worth their while.

This ride just went to the least anticipated list of new rides for 2009 for me. Guy "Nothing new, same old same old to me." Koepp

Again! If I'm not working, I'm in! Q-2-Q You and your friends are more than welcome to crash at my casa If you wanna get up to Beech Bend in December! It's only an hour north. Guy "Icicle boogers abound from Kentucky Rumbler!" Koepp

Here are mine. Like them or not! It's my opinion and I'm sticking to it! After I get to 10 I just group them. So after that they are in no particular order untill the last few. Here is how I rank things. 1-5 - Must ride! 9+ - 30min-1hr, maybe more depending on how I feel. 10s - 30 min maybe a little more. 20s - 10-30min max. 30s - Walk on to 10 min. 40s - Meh... ...Walk on. 50s+ Get out the wrecking ball. WOOD LOCATION FOLLOWS THIS LINE (LEAVE THIS LINE)_____ Gallatin, TN NAME FOLLOWS THIS LINE (LEAVE THIS LINE)_____ "Guy Thomas Koepp Ohana" RANK THE FOLLOWING RIDING SENSATIONS <-LEAVE THIS LINE AS IS Abrupt Airtime_____________________________,y,y,1 Floating Airtime___________________________,y,y,2 Lateral Forces_____________________________,y,y,6 Out of Control Feeling/Directional Changes_,y,y,4 Positive G's/Loops_________________________,y,y,5 Sensation of Speed_________________________,y,y,3 COASTER NAME PARK LOC <--Please leave this El Toro SFGAd NJ,y,n,1 My Favorite Steel Anypark Anywhere **,y,y,2 Boulder Dash Lake Compounce CT,y,n,3 Kentucky Rumbler Beech Bend KY,y,y,4 Thunderhead Dollywood TN,y,y,5 Raven Holiday World IN,n,y,6 Wildcat Hersheypark PA,y,n,7 The Voyage Holiday World IN,y,y,8 Thunderbolt SF New England MA,y,n,9 Lightning Racer - L Hersheypark PA,y,n,10 Lightning Racer - T Hersheypark PA,y,n,10 Comet Hersheypark PA,y,n,10 GhostRider Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,20 Colossus S.F. Magic Mountain CA,y,y,20 Cyclone Lakeside CO,y,n,20 Wildcat Lake Compounce CT,y,n,20 Gwazi-Tiger Busch Gardens-Tampa FL,y,y,20 Gwazi-Lion Busch Gardens-Tampa FL,y,y,20 Georgia Cyclone SFoG GA,n,y,20 Grt Am Scrm Mach SFoG GA,y,y,30 The Legend Holiday World IN,y,y,30 Thunder Road Carowinds NC,y,n,30 Yankee Cannonball Canobie Lake Park NH,y,n,30 Predator Darien Lake NY,y,y,30 Thunderhawk Dorney Park PA,y,n,30 Judge Roy Scream SFoT TX,y,n,30 Triple Hurricane Cypress Gardens FL,y,n,40 Cyclone SF New England MA,y,n,56 Twister II Elitch Gardens CO,y,n,57 Texas Giant SFoT TX,y,n,58 Rolling Thunder SFGAd NJ,y,n,59 Rattler Fiesta Texas TX,y,n,60 ------------------------------------------------0 <--Please leave this STEEL LOCATION IN NEXT LINE (LEAVE THIS LINE)_____ Gallatin, TN NAME IN NEXT LINE (LEAVE THIS LINE)_____ ~"Guy Thomas Koepp Ohana” RANK THE FOLLOWING RIDING SENSATIONS <-LEAVE Abrupt Airtime_____________________________,y,y,1 Floating Airtime___________________________,y,y,2 Lateral Forces_____________________________,y,y,6 Out of Control Feeling/Directional Changes_,y,y,4 Positive G's/Loops_________________________,y,y,5 Sensation of Speed_________________________,y,y,3 COASTER NAME PARK LOC <-LEAVE Favorite Wood Coaster Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,1 Superman - Ride of St SF New England MA,y,n,2 Nitro Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,3 Kumba Busch Gardens Afri FL,y,y,4 Ride of Steel Darien Lake NY,y,y,5 Montu Busch Gardens Afri FL,y,y,6 SheiKra Busch Gardens Afri FL,y,y,7 Matterhorn Bobsleds Disneyland CA,y,y,10 Space Mountain Disneyland CA,y,y,10 Goliath Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,10 Tatsu Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,10 X2 Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,10 Revenge of the Mummy Universal Studios FL,y,y,10 Space Mountain WDW Magic Kingdom FL,y,y,10 Goliath Six Flags Over Geo GA,y,y,15 Titan Six Flags Over Tex TX,y,n,15 Fav Mack Supersplash Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,20 Fav Arrow Shuttle Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,20 California Screamin' Disney CA Adventur CA,y,y,20 Big Thunder Mountain Disneyland CA,y,y,20 XCelerator Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,20 Journey to Atlantis SeaWorld San Diego CA,y,n,20 Revenge of the Mummy Universal Studios CA,y,y,20 Expedition Everest Disney Animal King FL,y,y,20 Dueling Dragons-Fire Islands of Adventu FL,y,y,20 Dueling Dragons-Ice Islands of Adventu FL,y,y,20 Incredible Hulk Islands of Adventu FL,y,y,20 Big Thunder Mountain WDW Magic Kingdom FL,y,y,20 Journey to Atlantis SeaWorld Orlando FL,y,y,20 Kraken SeaWorld Orlando FL,y,y,20 Laser Dorney Park PA,y,n,20 Steel Force Dorney Park PA,y,n,20 Mystery Mine Dollywood TN,y,y,20 Tennessee Tornado Dollywood TN,y,y,20 Journey to Atlantis Sea World of Texas TX,y,n,20 Steel Eel Sea World Of Texas TX,y,n,20 Superman:Krypton Cstr Six Flags Fiesta T TX,y,n,20 Mindbender Six Flags Over Geo GA,y,y,20 Batman The Ride/Clone SF & Other Parks **,y,y,30 Fav Loop-Screw Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Gerstlauer Spinn. Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,30 Fav Half Pipe Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Intamin Bobsled Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Arrow Corkscrew Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Jet Star Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Jet Star II Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav JS III/Jumbo Jet Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav City Jet/Jumbo V Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Loop. Star/S.Arr. Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,30 Fav Wild Mouse Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,30 Fav Ultratwister Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Vek Susp Family Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Wildcat Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Windstorm Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Fav Zamperla Volare Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,30 Desert Storm Castles N' Coaster AZ,y,y,30 Patriot Castles N' Coaster AZ,y,y,30 Montezooma's Revenge Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,30 Pony Express Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,30 Sierra Sidewnder Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,30 Silver Bullet Knott's Berry Farm CA,y,y,30 Demon California's Great CA,y,n,30 Deja Vu Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Ninja Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Riddler's Revenge Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Revolution Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Scream! Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Superman The Escape Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Viper Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,30 Rock `n' Roller Coast Disney's H Studios FL,y,y,30 Georgia Scorcher Six Flags Over Geo GA,y,y,30 Superman - Ultimate F Six Flags Over Geo GA,y,y,30 Greezed Lightnin' Six Flags Kentucky KY,y,y,30 Batman - Dark Knight SF New England MA,y,n,30 Desperado Buffalo Bill's Res NV,y,n,30 Speed Nascar Cafe NV,y,n,30 Great American Scream Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,30 Kingda Ka Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,30 Medusa Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,30 Superman - Ultimate F Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,30 Orange County Chopper Darien Lake NY,y,y,30 Viper Darien Lake NY,y,y,30 Hydra the Revenge Dorney Park PA,y,n,30 Talon Dorney Park PA,y,n,30 Great Bear Hersheypark PA,y,n,30 Sooperdooperlooper Hersheypark PA,y,n,30 Storm Runner Hersheypark PA,y,n,30 Poltergeist Six Flags Fiesta T TX,y,n,30 Mr. Freeze Six Flags Over Tex TX,y,n,30 Shockwave Six Flags Over Tex TX,y,n,30 Loch Ness Monster Busch Gardens Euro VA,y,n,30 Fav Vekoma Corkscrew Any Park Anywhere **,y,n,40 Fav Spinning Mouse Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,40 Fav Powered `Coaster' Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,40 Fav Vekoma Boomerang Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,40 Fav Vekoma Invertigo Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,40 Fav Vek Susp Loop SLC Any Park Anywhere **,y,y,40 Scandia Screamer Scandia Family Fun CA,y,n,40 Gold Rusher Six Flags Magic Mo CA,y,y,40 Dahlonega Mine Train Six Flags Over Geo GA,y,y,40 Ninja Six Flags Over Geo GA,y,y,40 Canyon Blaster Adventuredome NV,y,n,40 Runaway Train Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,40 Skull Mountain Six Flags Great Ad NJ,y,n,40 Carolina Goldrusher Carowinds NC,y,n,40 Roadrunner Express Six Flags Fiesta T TX,y,n,40 Mine Train Six Flags Over Tex TX,y,n,40 Manhattan Express New York New York NV,y,n,50 Trailblazer Hersheypark PA,y,n,50 Santa Monica West Coa Pacific Park CA,y,n,60 -----------------------------------------------0 <-LEAVE THIS LINE Guy "Vote or die!"Koepp

Dane! You want to go the Saturday before Thanksgiving weekend!? Are you insane!? Every geezer yokel local will be trying to be there that weekend to hopefully miss the Holiday crowd the next week. It will be a zoo! OK, I'm in... ...but only if we get gold Q-bots. Cause I am not gonna miss the O' Holy Night Christmas spectacular! It's the Nativity story. VEGAS STYLE! And I need to have my priority seats for Babes in Toyland. This year with even more Chinese Acrobats! I'm just sad that the evil Christmas tree that eats children show isn't returning this year. It was bloody awesome! Sharktums wrote: I agree with the first statement! I only agree with the second statement if you are into Deliverance style canoe trips down the river. Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Hillbilly lovin! Guy "Even though my candidate won, I still must apologize for my states lack of progressive vision. But Dollywood Rocks!" Koepp

Why thank you! I consider it my own little trial by fire!

Wes, I love ya! However, Nat does have boobs. Where as I accept your awesomeness graph as being excellent logic. I must refute it with the arguement that $6000 and a good surgeon will keep those puppies nice and firm 20 years past being 6 feet under. So score one for tha Nat! Oh yeah. Thank you America for everything you have done tonight. Let the healing begin.

Hey Dane! So glad you had a great time at Dollywood. I absolutely love the place. It realy is an awesome park. My family loves it! Can't wait until Smoky Mtn. Xmas! It turns from a rockin' great park, to a Jesus rockin' great park! Guy "Only 32 days until you get a chance to ride Kentucky Rumbler in the snow. Woo Hoo! Bring tha pain! " Koepp

Great TR Divv! It was awesome meeting you and more of the UK contingent in Olrando this year. It looks like you all had an awesome time there at Alton Towers! Mabey in a few years we can do a Halloweek there in your neck of the woods. That would be awesome! Guy "Count me in!" Koepp

Cirque De Soleil has a spelling show? I heard about that one. I think it's call "Edu'cation." I think it's pronounced (Adieu- ca'-tune). Is it as brilliant as critics say? Did they have those statue men doing the alphabet? Oh, and the bungie jumping actobats artfully describing what a dangling participle is? Wow! Is there nothing those silly French Canadiens can't make into a Cirque show? Guy "Looking forward to more Roadshow." Koepp

Sign me up! Just watching people fall is worth the investment! Plus, coasters are included! How can you go wrong!?