Guy T. Koepp

That is some seriously reinforced steel. That track spine is immense.

^^Depends on the medication he's taking at the moment.

I would love to pick Robb up and play with his Wii for 8 months. Koepp "dyslexia friend is mine." Guy

So Colin has been here in Gallatin staying with me while he is taking care of the second round of issues with Norm. Yesterday he went out and spoke to a bunch of Kindergarten and 1st grade Montessori students, who were learning about recycling. They loved seeing Norm and having Colin tell them about how he converted the engine over to Veggie oil. Today we spent a little time trying to find places to donate their used oil. It was surprising how unwilling people were to help out. Even more surprising is that restaurants pay some company to come pick up their used oil, when Colin was volunteering to take it for free. I didn't get it. However, we found where some places keep their oil behind the establishments and may make some late night covert withdrawals. If this goes down, we will document! Anyway, onto todays and yesterdays pictures. Now I need to work off that burger. Up next, Norm goes under the knife to get a new starter. Greasy, globby, artery hardening, vegetable oil! Red Robin! Yummmmmmm! Afterward Colin decieded to celebrate with a Colin-ary delight at the local Red Robin. Ohhhhhh! Don't they cook their fries in vegetable oil? The childrens eyes blazed with the light of 1000 suns at the marvel that was Norms zero emission goodness. Colin dazed and delighted the children with jocularity about Alabama chrome and diamond plated steel storage capacity. The children gazed back in starry eyed wonderment as visions of windmills and solar reflectors danced through their newly expanded and socially concious grey matter. So off to the Montessori we went. Colin weaved golden flaxen tales of wonder and the promise of a greener world for which to live. After electrifying Norm to the point of Heart failure, we had to resort to the nasty fossil fuel beast to shock Norm back to life. "Live Norm! Live for tha children!" Guy cried. And live He did. Instead of heating the engine block like a good Veggie car, Norm thought it was better to spit fire at Colin. "C'mon Norm! Start Damn you! Do it for the environment!" Colin proudly getting ready to fire Norm up in the morning. Unfortunately, Norm had other ideas. Evil, Sadistic ideas

Pat Morita is dead! Thanks for bringing that up. Guy "Mr. Miagi! Noooooooooooooooooo!" Koepp

^Dude! I totally noticed the same thing. It looks like she is trying to jam some sort of phallic instrument into his urethra. Oh by tha by, awesome TR! Guy "Ouch!" Koepp

I might say this was an awesome TR. But then I would be saying something inapropriate, offensive and rude. So I took a picture of it. It's not blurry, I'm just moving very fast, at a funny angle, in portrait, cause I'm so damn tall, and fast, uphill, at Hong Kong Disneyland, with Manta testing, while women wait here to board, in my pants. Guy "This is epic!" Koepp

She ain't no Cristina Aguillera, but I'd hit. However, put her against the J-Bros, and she's hands down H-A-W-T hot!

Work seems to be progressing at a rapid pace. I think the whole circuit could be done before WCB sans Loading station and fly through.

No amount of religion could bless that image out of a brain. That's why it's called scarred for life.

I can't tell you all how happy I am to have missed this trip. Gollum, er... ...Tyler alone could have mentally knocked me back into sanity. Guy "Cancelling at the last minute has saved my mental instability." Koepp

It also is looking like it will be steeper than the drawings would make it appear.

Great TR Chuck! This addition looks like it will fit in nicely with the rest of the park. I think it's time the fam get up to tha Burg to visit Great Granny. Oh, and Bush Gardens is there as well. Guy "Keeping tha tradition of hidden agenda secretly safe from his relatives for years now." Koepp

Fantasmic TR! Get it! Fantasmic... ...DHS? Sorry... ...Epic fail on my part! You are wetting my appetite! I am soooooo looking forward to taking tha famliy unit there for the first time in April. My kids are gonna have an awesome time! Can't wait for the rest of this! Guy "My kids first trip to Disney World! Woo Hoo!" Koepp

Dude! That is so awesome Colin! Jarett & January's Montessori is so looking forward to having you there. This is really turning out to be a super cool thing Colin.

The only thing that would make it any more shady is if they used governmet bailout money to make this purchase. But, if that was the case. Then as an American taxpayer, I would in a sense own HRP. Guy "Self proclaimed owner amd manager of HRP." Koepp

Awesome TR! It is so great to see Mr. 666 at the park again. I have missed him so much! Terminator looks like it is coming along nicely. I am still hoping to get out to WCB for a non dirt tour. Still no work that week yet though, so well see.

Let's hope the people from HR arn"t paying any attention to this simpletons ramblings, or they will never allow him to use the HR name. In which case this dude will be totally screwed as he will have to retheme a whole park in a matter of months. Guy "Now I'm no theorist, but I believe that would be quite difficult." Koepp

Besides, I didn't see any coaster geeks talking to strippers in there either. So I'm calling shenanigans! Guy "WWSMD?" Koepp

I'll agree with that. When Bill was in the economy was good. Now that Obama is in it sucks big time! Don't blame Obama! This mess has been going unchecked since before Regan. Back to the Nixon era. Bush Jr. just let it get really out of hand. Barack is now having to try and pick up the pieces of a cluster fu@k that has been running rampant for years.

Without Eric Idle, you have no imagination.

Cool! This means I can go this year and get my credits before they close again.

I agree! The best ride I have ever had on X or X2 was in a blistering downpour. The ride operators were announcing over the intercom, "Unless we get lightening, we will continue to run X in the rain. However, your physical experience may be quite painful." Best ride ever! Well, aside from my face feeling like it was on fire afterward. It was awesome to watch people walk off the ride with their faces beet red. Guy "I have never had a coaster riding experience that intense!" Koepp

^At least the economy didn't suck while he was in office. Guy "But Monica did. " Koepp

Really great TR. Seriously, that is the nicest looking SLC on the planet!The park looks beautiful and seems to be very well maintained. Congrats on a great new ride.