Guy T. Koepp

Nicole, this is a really great park. Very well thought out with an awesome selection of rides. Just out of curiosity, what is the park rating at the moment. Also, how long did it take (in real time, not game time) to build everything? I need to start playing RCT3 again. I realy loved this ride.

Thanks for doing Kim for me... ...er... ...doing the Kim Possible thingy! So what is your reward for accomplishing your mission? If you tell me you get to do Kim, then it is officially over between us. I refuse to allow my girlfriend to whore herself around Epcot randomly banging just anybody who can accomplish these "difficult" missions? Tell me it's only a handshake and a pat on the back. Mabey a photo op, or just a peck on the cheek. Tell me you didn't do my girlfriend Adam! Tell me damnit! Oh! I see how it is! And don't give me that bros before hos crap! You and Bryan had better not have Chinese fingercuffed her! Cause if you have! There will be hell to pay when I get my hands on you two! No more of this "it's all about Bryan" & "newly gay Adam" crap! It will just be the "Guy rips Orlando teens a new a$$h0l@ show!" So help me God! And Kimmy, if your reading, don't think your off the hook either! I warned you about this. I told you to beware of horny teenagers playing the game just to get close to you. I was a teen once and I know what occupied my mind 99.9% of the time. F~(king hot chicks like you, that's what! Don't fall for the, "Hey Kim, can we get a picture with you? Can I put my arm around you like we are friends? Oops! Sorry! I didn't mean to grab your boob. He He!" as he high 5s his friends. I told you this was a bad idea. People think just because they see you on TV that they know you. They think they own a piece of you. I think it would be in your best interest to let some cast member dress up as you, and you leave seedy issues with the whole groping thing up to them. I'm sure they have cast member psychologists at human resources standing by just for this reason alone. Hell, they probably have one alone just for the poor saps that play Chip and Dale while Elissa is in town. Cause you know she's probably inflicted years of mental damage from sexual abuse on those two rodents. What I'm trying to say Kimmy is, come home. Just leave that Orlando brothel some like to call "The Happiest Place on Earth." and come home. I miss you. But if you fingercuffed Bryan and Adam, then it's paint thinner for you! Guy "There is no grey area with me. It's all black and white." Koepp

You have ended this TR as every TR should be ended. BOOBS! Guy " Kudos!" Koepp

Dude! New Years on a cruise! That rocks! It looks like you all had a blast. I can't wait to see the rest. Oh and Te-kill-ya! And drinking! and ATVs! and drinking! and eating! and visiting churches cause the Jews killed Jesus! and drinking! Guy "Cruises are sexy!" Koepp

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Is it over? Can I breathe now! Hard Boiled is awesome! Guy "Good times! Good times!" Koepp

^And just like that another addict is born. Guy "Enjoy the ride!" Koepp

They had a whole bank of them at Marineland. Dolphin, Killer Whale, Otter, Seal. I would stand there for hours as kids made their toys just to inhale the sweet toxic smell of liquid plastiwax. Or whatever it was they used. Guy "Hmm! That explains a lot." Koepp

So Reed, did they cut off Stumpy's hand and fry it up right there for you? Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm! Good eats! Awesome TR! I love the picture of the bird Hunting Stacey down. Guy "Gotta Git me some Gator!" Koepp

Awesome CR. (Cooking Report) I realy want some soup now. I think I'll go whip up a batch of Ramen noodles. Guy "I should do a CR about one of my infamous Mac N' Cheese casseroles." Koepp

^^This too makes me sad. It is always entertaining to see these cartoons every so often. They never cease to bring a smile to my face and brighten the day.

This event seems like it turned out pretty well for Magic Mountain. Hopefully it will escalate for them and get bigger as years go by. This is an awesome family event. Guy "Oh, I forgot. GO CHARGERS!" Koepp

I can definitely see the difference in the two videos. The larger one is infinitely clearer. There is distinct pixilation in the track as well as the background (sky, clouds, water)while the coaster is passing (over, beneath) them in the smaller version. I had no problem with lag or delay in any of the three I watched. Download - 26198Kbps Upload - 2529Kbps

I SEE BENTS! Oooooooooo! Deja Vu looks beautiful! I want to touch it.

What exactly is steak butter? is it a special butter? Or is it just your typical Land O Lakes on steak? I know I can Google it myself, but it's Christmas Damn it! Some one give me a present! Guy "You know what daddy got for Christmas? Daddy got hosed!" Koepp

^I knew there was a reason I liked you. I think I understand all the arguements for it, so, I'm warming to Coastertube. Yep, yes, there it is! OK,I've embraced it. I've gained exceptance. Coastertube it is. Can I change my vote? Guy "Coastertube, powered by TPR TV." Koepp

That's because your just plain weird. IT'S MILEY! IT'S A FELONY!!

^I remember writing that review! I like to relieve myself to RCitR and RCitR2 in the middle of the night sometimes. I sit real close to the TV so it feels like I'm riding while Alana spanks me! I rode T-Express twice last night. Guy "It's just like the real thing." Koepp

“Hi Ladies! My name is Joey…if you want someone who can under promise and over deliver than I’m your man!” Best caption ever! Alana & I were rolling! Also, is it just me or are Elissa's boobs bigger? Cause usually black clothing slims and hides. But in this case, they were accentuated. The WCB logo never looked better. Robb, did you knock up your wife again? Guy "Nothing gets by me. " Koepp

What happened to my post? Anyway, aside from the Tubgirl thing. These are my thought exactly. Exactly. How does Coastertube featuring TPR TV sound? Or mabey TPR TV presents Coastertube? I just like the sound of TPR TV, but I understand the arguement against it. I am not the GP and would not get the affiliation. Either way you go, you should own both domain names to be sure people would link to you regardless. Just my 2 cents. Guy"Rambling now." Koepp

^ #34 of the worst cars ever built. Text Ryan and ask how much money his has cost him above and beyond the cost of the car. http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1658533_1658525,00.html Guy "So go out and get one!" Koepp

I ALREADY GOT ONE!

Awesome TR! That zip line looks insane! I can't wait to go on a cruise again! I look forward to seeing the next installment! Have a blast!

I'm so pissed I missed this party! It looks like you all had a blast. And by blast, I mean the explosions that came out of your a$$es the next morning. Guy "Merry Christmas!" Koepp

^^You ate the Mexican restaurant?! I was wondering where it went in October? Good think they were able to build another one before Natalie arrived. But thats the Mexican people for you. Work hard, make great food, and breed like rabbits. Great TR Nat. I love the shots of IllumiNations! I look farward to the rest of your report.

I had no issues with speed. It runs fine for me. The only problem I had was with the rating system. For some reason you can not see any of the rating symbols. I only noticed you could rate a video after rolling my cursor over the rating line. Then words pop up. Crappy, Meh, Good, Worth a look, Awesome. Or something like that. Hope this helps.