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Guy T. Koepp

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  1. ^Guam, Hawaii, Midway Island, Port Hueneme, Monterey, Chula Vista, and finally Las Vegas. Guy "Stupid Pacific Islands and West Coast taking me away from Bush Gardens (The Olde Country)" Koepp
  2. I am making a comitment to get back to this park this summer. I havn't been since Nessie was the new coaster.
  3. ^^Thanks for the tip! looks great! I'm in!
  4. Weird, it tells me there is some sort of error in the player download.
  5. 1)I guess not. 2)1 Day 3)Every hour on the hour!
  6. ^I am having the same problem Chuck. I have never seen this before today.
  7. ^Then I'm sure the foods wonderful there at the block. I mean... ...in comparison to... ...uh... ...being closed.
  8. ^Are you talking about the one up at Universal Citiwalk? Cause if you go I think you'll be seriously dissapointed.
  9. First and foremost. I love the new banner! It looks fantastic!
  10. ^Operative word YET! Guy "Perhaps you all will get lucky?" Koepp
  11. I own every TPR Disc that exists. I usualy watch both discs through first. I then pretty much will pop in the trip disc to rewatch it later on. I will usually only consult the footage disc again if I have a particular interest in a certain ride.
  12. Where in the world is Colin? How is Norm? The fans want to know. Hope all is well buddy and your not caught in a snow storm or anything.
  13. ^You need to add more parmesan cheese. Then you get a nice thick paste that will stick to your noodles. Yummmmmmmmm!
  14. Mmmmmmmmm! Cheesecake Factory! they have the best mashed potato omelet in the universe! With Bacon! If your taking guesses about your special guest star food goer, my guess is Colin! I say this as I believe he was heading your way on his psychedelic travels across this fabulous country of ours on veggie oil. Guy "Potato omelet with bacon and BBQ sauce! Now that's a meal!" Koepp
  15. Now that looks good enough to eat!
  16. I think this is an awesome thread. Sushi just isn't my thing though. It looks pretty. Unfortunately, you can't eat pretty. Cause then I would be eating with my eyes. If I could eat with my eyes, I wouldn't be of this earth. If I wasn't of this earth, then I would be posting from elsewhere. Hmmmmmmm conundrum. Guy "However, it's Ice Bat approved, so I'm sure it's awesome." Koepp
  17. Rabies! RABIES! RAIBIES!! RAIBIES!!! Guy "Rabies sucks!" Koepp
  18. Just read your blog Colin. It was awesome! I love your musings while on the road. Keep up the great work! I am looking forward to seeing and hearing more. This is really turning out to be an adventure for you. I hope through all the minor incidents, you are still having a good time. The places you are visiting look beautiful.
  19. Nice to know that Colin's stay with you has been much more eventful Chuck. He got no such fare at our humble abode. Actually, I'm jealous that I'm not there eating some of that sumptuous meat and pecan pie.
  20. So when we last left the ill fated Colin Coon, He was a$$ deep in grease trying to get Norm back in traveling shape. (1 day behind schedule) Turns out the starter was shot. After looking all day to find a spare starter, Colin was finally able to get Auto Zone to order one for him. For pick up in tha AM. (2 days behind schedule) After much wrestling and searching for the proper tool, we finally got the starter installed. Unfortunately it was so late in tha evening that Colin would have to stay the night and leave in the morning. (3 days late) I am proud to announce that this morning, our little fledgling Colin flew tha coop and headed to his next destination. We are so proud of him. Anyway, pictures! Enjoy! The Koepp portion of across America on Veggie Oil is complete for now. I will defer the rest of this TR to any and all of his other hosts as he makes his valliant trek across this great nation of ours. Grab tha midgets! We're going for a test spin! The next morning he slipped out of Nashville as quietly as he arrived. Like a ghost! Poof! SUCCESS! THE LOVE IS BACK! C'mon Norm! If you do love me you... ...will... ...start damn it! Your going to put your tool where?! Even I have never tried that. Let me be the first to say, if anybody tries to tell you Colin has a small tool. Call them a liar! As you can plainly see, Colin has a HUGE tool. It's almost 4feet long and hard as steel. Quite impressive I might add. Hey Colin, please disconnect tha starter from the battery so we dont get our fingers mutilated in the dtarter gear by accident. Cause... ...you know, that would be bad. Trust me when I say Colin really wasn't this happy while discovering that his starter was shot. He's acting! And a damn fine actor he is too, cause he was f^@king pissed! Assume tha position Colin! Your gonna spend the next day and a half under that car.
  21. Your adopting Vietnamese twins! You guys are philanthropists! Like the Brad and Angelina of the coaster community. Guy "You can name them Long Suk & Duk Phuk Alvey." Koepp
  22. I'm saying the first clue is the most important. #2! Robb took Elissa and Joey on a wild trip Down the 10 Freeway (Formerly the tail end of Route 66.) to LAX to drop a #2 (A deuce, or poop) at the international terminal with some sort of group in front of Tempo airlines. (Now being it's a French airline, and we know about their "hygiene" habits, they thought no one would notice.) It seemed the "runoff" from the group poo (Fiber people, Fiber!) seeped into the baggage claim and they had to seal it off as a "sterile area" after it was fumigated from the stench. Now, because of the very pricy cost of fumigation, LAX demanded compensation. So Robb and Elissa asked Joey (because he's Jewish and good at collecting money.) to ask travelers for spare change to pay back the airport for the HAZMAT services that were provided to clean up Robb's #2. The airport map is the area that Joey covered to collect the change from people. The currency exchange picture is in there because of all the international travelers. Joey had to exchange alot of currency because the HAZMAT team only took Ameros. (Ask Bryan.) Finally, they had to buy everyone Starbucks coffee to get the odor out of their nostrils as they captured video of Elissa getting pissed at Robb (Shocker! What else is new?) for turning a normal dump into a huge international mess. Afterward, Robb shrugged his shoulders and said, "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go! I thought it would be fun to make a day of it?" Then they all went and did the Hollywood double decker bus sightseeing tour with the spare change. Guy "If you really think about it, it's all quite simple." Koepp
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