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No. I have classes and homework over the weekend. Do you remember Flashback?

Matterhorn

1. What is the farthest distance you've traveled to specifically visit a theme park? 80 miles (to Disneyland) 2. Your favorite coaster in the state you live in? Twisted Colossus (with X2 being a close second) 3. Would you rather wait in line for a boomerang (at any park) or a VR coaster @ a Six Flags? Boomerang 4. Have u ever been the only person in a train during a coaster ride? No, but I came close on Viper at SFMM. 5. What is your favorite thing to do at your home park that does not involve riding something? Hang out with my friends. If Fright Fest is on, I sit near a Scare Zone and enjoy the free show. 6. Better time for ERT: Early morning or late night? Late night. I HATE getting up early. 7. Name some theme park food that *sounds* gross, yet is oh-so-delicious? Deep-fried anything 8. Name your top three "bucketlist" coasters you have yet to ride. Intimidator 305 Superman at SFNE Phantom's Revenge 9. Have you ever been E-Vac'd? Did you receive anything if you did? No 10. What is the longest length of time you've waited for a coaster? 90 minutes for The New Revolution 11. Worst flat ride ever. Name it. Does Small World count? 12. Your favorite SWEET treat at a park that is NOT your home park. I dunno. I didn't eat any sweets at other parks. 13. Congratulations! After aggressively gambling on the Plinko game you finally won a front of the line pass. Which ride do you use it on? Goliath 14. If you could have a lifetime fast pass to ONE attraction what would it be? X2 15. Have you ever been next to someone that puked on a coaster? No, I was about 6-7 rows behind her. 16. Your home park is getting a new B&M and YOU get to pick what type. Do you want an invert/hyper/dive/floorless/flyer/wing/standup? All of the above is not an option. Hyper 17. Name your favorite Vekoma. I dunno. I haven't ridden enough Vekomas. 18. What water ride delivers the most unacceptable amount of wetness? Jet Stream @ SFMM. There's always a puddle in the bottom of the boats and on the seats. 19. If you were able to help design a coaster would you want it to focus on airtime or inversions/positive G's? Airtime 20. Most comfortable trains/seats for a coaster are... Twisted Colossus 21. Choose one: Unlimited front-of-the-line access to your favorite coaster at your home park for one season OR $1,000 cash? $1,000 cash 22. You just got drowned by a flume/rapids/chute-the-chutes. Do you pay the $$ for the dryer machine or do you continue on with your day trudging around like soggy dog? Depends on how cold it is. On most days in SoCal, the weather is warm enough to dry me off. 23. What is the worst food you've had at your home park? A burger at Johnny Rocket's 24. You're at Cedar Point. You have a one hour ERT session on ONE coaster of your choice. You choose... Millennium Force 25. Favorite (non-clone) dark ride? (New) Star Tours at Disneyland 26. What was your favorite park you visited in 2016? Magic Mountain 27. What's your current credit count? Don't be shy. 26 28. Winner winner chicken dinner! You just won a trip with hotel and airfare included. The catch is its only good for Six Flags America or Mt Olympus. Which do you choose? Mt. Olympus 29. What is the best Intamin coaster you have ridden? California Screamin'. It's not a very thrilling ride, but the references to various places in California are cool. 30. Your home park has to remove one coaster and one flat for an expansion. Which two rides would you be OK with losing? Green Lantern, Swashbuckler 31. Song/music you've heard playing at a park that absolutely has not business being played in a theme park? I dunno 32. There's 5 minutes before the park closes. You choose to: Reride your favorite coaster in the park, OR get the new kiddie/junior coaster credit? Reride my favorite coaster 33. Do you visit the waterpark if it's connected to the amusement park? If I have the time 34. What 2017 addition are you most looking forward to? The new VR on Revolution, I guess? There aren't many things I'm looking forward to this year. 2018, on the other hand... 35. What was the most disappointing addition to your home park in the past 10 years? Green Lantern 36. The most overrated coaster ever is... The Riddler's Revenge 37. What ride makes you wanna vomit? Silver Bullet @ Knott's 38. What is the best consolation prize you've won at a games booth? I don't play at game booths. 39. And the worst? ^Ditto 40. End this questionnaire by posting a picture of your favorite light package (coaster/flat). Edit: I found a picture. It's the lights on the loop on Revolution at SFMM.

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SFMM needs to bring back the non-VR line for Revolution. I prefer it without the VR, but it's not worth a 90-minute wait.

To make it worse, you're allergic to bee stings. It's a warm day in the middle of winter.

To make it worse, you're dead. My dog took a dump in the house.

To make it worse, the VR doesn't work and you end up staring at a clock during the ride. An earthquake hits while you're on a roller coaster.

Yes, especially the crossed palm trees at In N Out Burger. Have you ever thrown up on a ride?

No. Did you go to college?

To make it worse, your alarm doesn't go off and you're late for work. Cedar Point demolishes Top Thrill Dragster.

I don't have a problem with headbanging on Viper, and I actually quite enjoy it. That said, I'd be on board with a Phantom's Revenge-style renovation. BTW, does anybody else really like the sound of Viper's anti-rollback system, or is it just me? That is one mod that I wouldn't support. Personally, I think VR on roller coasters is dumb, and the VR on Revolution gives me motion sickness. I prefer to ride it without VR goggles.

Thanks for sharing. I'd watched a skit of his a few years back, but I couldn't remember his name up until now.

No. Pineapple on pizza?

...you speed up while driving over a hill in hopes that you can catch airtime.

Agreed! I hope they plan on giving it some TLC, like a fresh coat of paint and maybe even new trains.

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Yep! Do you smoke?

So, apparently, The Coaster Guy received word from SFMM that they have no current plans to demolish Viper.

To make it worse, you also ripped off your toenail. You get a computer virus.

Yes, they're taking advantage of their slow season to perform maintenance on their rides. The spring and summer are their busy season, so they'll most likely have everything open.

To make it worse, you die. Knott's Berry Farm removes XCelerator.