TheAmericanKnight

Do you think I am a decent human being?

This one

2 days ago. When was the last time you had to write an essay?

... does not matter. Then Captain Kirk slaps Spok straight across the face, steals the USS Enterprise, and then destroys this entire solar system by blasting it with a Nicholas Cage ray gun that was recently installed onto the ship. And then the ship's crew all died from alcohol poisoning. Everyone else in the universe died from being assholes that can never agree on anything and so they killed each other. So yeah... everyone died. The End. (?)

Over 9,000/10. True poetry right there! Slow Rave Music (Chainsmokers, Mike Posner, etc.)

Maverick McDonalds adding a Student Debt Cheeseburger to thier menu or Burger King adding a Pinfari Cheeseburger to thier menu?

No Do you eat sushi?

CW? He is referring to Canada's Wonderland. I know what he means when they don't do much (or any) teasing in regards to a new ride or attraction. Canada's Wonderland just announces a new attraction on the day of the announcement oppose to creating buzz weeks or days in advanced prior to the announcement of a new ride. It would be nice if more parks tease about their new attraction prior to officially announcing it. Technically, Seabreeze just teased a new attraction for 2017 over the fan newsletter so it's not like no parks in the area do that.

Screamscape just said today that Seabreeze has announced through a fan newsletter that they are getting a new ride for 2017! However, there are no details as to what it will be yet. Considering how Seabreeze did in fact wait longer than the usually do to add something, this could be something big. Also IAAPA recently ended so I'm wondering if they made a deal there. Or is this the rumored Zierer tower coaster? Thoughts? http://www.screamscape.com/html/smaller_parks.htm#Seabreeze

Still no word on a 2017 addition? Not even a rumor?

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Fixed my sad, delinquent, Harambe worshiping life for you. I was bored and thought I might as well return the favor

I can't judge that as I have never ridden it. However, here is a 5/10 because why not? Darien Lake being sold to Schlitterbahn

Over 9,000. The fact that you know that song = You are my friend

Slimey high school students

Tatsu Eating my sh** or eating my toe jam?

The same company that owns SCHLITTERBAHN?! This is really good to hear! They are basically the "Cedar Fair" of waterparks. They not only earn a lot of money, but they also use that money to invest into thier parks. In fact, after doing a little bit of research, I found out that they recently opened a really nice looking indoor waterpark. With that being said Darien Lake finally has an owner that has money and is willing to use it to INVEST. This has huge implications in regards to the future of Darien Lake. I mean this as in this really just raised my hopes of seeing Darien Lake finally add a new coaster! While we don't know what they will add since this is thier first experience with dry amusement rides, it is not possible to predict what they will add. However, they are at least almost guaranteed to invest in some significant way! So now the question is what they will add to the park

No I have never pet a Kangaroo. Would you ever consider living on Mars?

Modern Contemporary This... ...Or This?

I have a couple of questions : 1. Is Twister actually leaving? 2. Will Mind Eraser actually be repainted? 3. Any 2017 rumors yet?

Vekoma SLCs. Yes, I like them... (cringing as threat of hate approaches)

What if I asked the question "what if"?

Wild One at Six Flags America What is the coaster in this video?